hotrod
Don Corleone
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Post by hotrod on Mar 30, 2006 13:00:18 GMT -5
The frozen head of hulk hogan vs/ the zombie corpse of andre the giant in A steel cage at wm 49
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Post by thehardcorelegend on Mar 30, 2006 14:43:47 GMT -5
The entire wrestling community mourns the death of Terry 'Hulk Hogan' Bollea after a tragic feather boa accident. A specially made upright casket is used for the service and vertical burial...cuz he refuses to be on his back for all of eternity.
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erisi236
Fry's dog Seymour
... enjoys the rich, smooth taste of Camels.
Not good! Not good! Not good!
Posts: 21,904
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Post by erisi236 on Mar 30, 2006 14:51:47 GMT -5
Undertaker continues his 3rd decade of destruction
78 time heavy weight champ Ric Flair desides to hang up his boots and enjoy retirement whille he's still young
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Mar 30, 2006 14:59:50 GMT -5
John Cena wins impressive 10th title after beating young upstart Paul Levesque out of the WWE Championship. Despite interference from his father, Triple H and a "roll in" disruption from Grandpa Vince, Cena used his brand new finisher "You REALLY Can't See Me" gouging out both of Levesque's eyes before getting the three count.
And the WWE released Fit Finlay this week citing his consistant fighting with the Divas, namely a rabbit punch in the back of WWE Diva Candace Michelle which caused her to land on her new breast augmentation...resulting in the release of Candace Michelle.
We wish them the best in their future endeavours.
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Post by Bram wants to 'urt you on Mar 31, 2006 7:25:29 GMT -5
HHH leaves the wrestling business to become a funeral director for ex sport entertainers. All his headstones bear the motif "finally buried by HHH"
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Post by westendriot on Mar 31, 2006 7:29:30 GMT -5
[insert predictable HHH Jr. joke here]
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Post by Topher is Human on Mar 31, 2006 8:18:09 GMT -5
Matt Hardy will be inducted into the Emo Hall of Fame
Cena overcomes the odds yet again *sigh*
Sledgie finally desides to sign a full time contract
Colt Cabana and CM Punk make history as they get inducted into the WWE HOF as the first team to be inducted without ever being used (or in CC's case hired)
Hardcore Holly wins the US Title, in an interview he claims "this is the biggest acheivement yet!"
Christy Hemme still waits by the phone to get a call back from WWE
and the most obvious one of all... Shane didn't screw Bret Jr., Bret Jr. screwed Bret Jr.
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Post by samachine on Mar 31, 2006 8:23:36 GMT -5
WWE Fans Are Still Impressed By Exploders For Some Friggin Reason
KANE FINALLY WINS THE TITLE AND HOLDS IT FOR A WHOLE MONTH
Paul London retires to a depressing career
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Post by Topher is Human on Mar 31, 2006 8:26:40 GMT -5
Big Show and Kane first World Tag Team Title reign comes to an end
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Post by jobberknocker on Mar 31, 2006 8:45:55 GMT -5
[insert predictable HHH Jr. joke here]
Linkin Park are scheduled to play a 2 hour show, montaging HHH jr's career before the main event at mania 45.
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Post by Firearm: Supposed Big Deal on Mar 31, 2006 8:46:46 GMT -5
I posted this in the "In the Year 2000" thread, but it bears repeating:
"YOU SCREWED GENE! YOU SCREWED GENE! YOU SCREWED GENE! YOU SCREWED GENE!"
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Post by Topher is Human on Mar 31, 2006 8:54:25 GMT -5
i dont care if i already said it... but im calling this now... Survivor Series 2027... The RAW After...
Shane McMahon: I did not screw Bret Jr... Bret Jr screwed Bret Jr...
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Mar 31, 2006 9:02:29 GMT -5
Robot 'X27-HHH' to Make Wrestling Debut at Wrestlemania XLII!
After HHH considered himself useless. He had his fully intact brain transplanted into the latest Robot from 'Sony Microsoft Apple' the 'X27'.
The Robot is strong, fast and can hold up 20,000 songs. And it comes with a warrenty that lasts 230,000 years so HHH will never have to retire.
'X27-HHH' will wrestle Harry Jericho for the WWOH Title at this Sunday's Wrestlemania in Stockholm.
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erisi236
Fry's dog Seymour
... enjoys the rich, smooth taste of Camels.
Not good! Not good! Not good!
Posts: 21,904
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Post by erisi236 on Mar 31, 2006 10:33:23 GMT -5
Tyson Tomoko is fired
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Post by mysterydriver on Mar 31, 2006 10:47:48 GMT -5
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Um.... yeah.... The Boogeyman finally figures out no one cares that he eats worms anymore, so he switches to snakes. Thus bringing the nearly senile Jake Roberts out of retirement for what is, sadly, the best feud of the year.
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Post by Shy Guy on Mar 31, 2006 10:53:01 GMT -5
The entire wrestling community mourns the death of Terry 'Hulk Hogan' Bollea after a tragic feather boa accident. poor feather boa....
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Post by sheltomjericho on Mar 31, 2006 12:48:51 GMT -5
ash jericho still being held down by hhhjr and cameron michaels
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Hiroshi Hase
Patti Mayonnaise
The Good Ol' Days
Posts: 30,755
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Post by Hiroshi Hase on Mar 31, 2006 12:57:53 GMT -5
People whine about the current product and workrate, while talking about how great things were in the Cena, HHH, Austin, Rock, HBK, Batista days. QFT It is sadly, but I don't care much for workrate, but I do long for the days of the 80's and the Monday Night Wars though. The current product to me hasn't been that great, IMO, but that's just my view on it.
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krzykraka
Don Corleone
The man who will break FLAIR'S 16x Record
Posts: 1,732
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Post by krzykraka on Mar 31, 2006 13:04:51 GMT -5
Fans will be still chanting ECW! ECW!
Eric Bischoff shows up at WWE with NICK Hogan and claims "WERE TAKING OVER"!Later HHH jr. AND Shawn Micheals jr. does a surprise turn on the wwe and joins them.
JIM ROSS WILL BE HIRED BACK FOR THE 24TH TIME.
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on Mar 31, 2006 14:08:02 GMT -5
In a surprise move, Marena, Daughter of Maria Kanellis and John Cena, beat Jennifer Levesque, daughter of Paul Levesque and Stephanie McMahon, for the WWE Women's Title after hitting her over the head witha sledgehammer that Jennifer's father slid into the ring. After the match, Marena challenged World Heavyweight Champion Nick Hogan at this year's Wrestlemania, to be held in beautiful downtown El Segundo.
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