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Post by Deleted on Dec 4, 2011 18:31:33 GMT -5
Huzzah! The Team Without a Soul lives on! Slaters gonna slate.
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EDIT: I had the video of JR pimping Skittles, but I remembered the WWE footage ban. But yeah....I vote for Skittles because JR loves them.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Dec 4, 2011 21:59:07 GMT -5
Night Two Hello everyone, thank you for re-joining us here for #FPR #TagWorldGrandPrix sponsored by Twitter. Hashtags everywhere! We're not going to waste much time here tonight before jumping right into the Night Two action.The Masters of 1000 Holds vs Naptown Dragons Winners: The Masters of 1000 Holds The Masters of 1000 Holds manage to hold out a little longer after a Night Two victory. Scotty Vortekz lost the fall for his team following a Quack Driver. (12:23)
Legacy vs Blood Ties Winners: Blood Ties The DiBiase Posse won't be partying in the parking lot tonight after Ted, Jr. takes an Eddie Kingston elbow bunt for the pinfall. (20:09)
I Am (No Longer) Perfection vs Green Without Envy Winners: I Am (No Longer) Perfection Dolph Zigger keeps his team's record perfect, picking up the win over Ezekiel Jackson with a Zig Zag. (24:13)
The Billion Powers vs The Principes de Oro Winners: The Billion Powers The Billion Powers of Tanahashi and Goto continue to grow, this time at the expense of Mascara Dorada and Sin Cara. Mascara Dorada was on the recieving end of a Tanahashi Shining Wizard to give the Billion Powers the win. (22:27) That's it for the second night of this, the #FPR #TagWorldGrandPrix, sponsored by #Twitter. We'll return tomorrow night for Night Three.
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Dec 4, 2011 22:43:30 GMT -5
Looks like I'll be throwing my support behind Team Perfection. Go Ziggler!
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Post by TOO SWEET on Dec 5, 2011 7:33:49 GMT -5
Since both of my teams were eliminated in the first round, I guess I'll be "Team Without A Soul" 's honorary cheerleader.
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Post by lodirulz on Dec 5, 2011 18:12:46 GMT -5
All you marks out there are going to be dropping down like flies, just like that team that couldn't be a pair of tigers if they poised in front of a cereal box! Sure, I may be no longer perfect. But I don't need perfection anymore. The world is mine. And with it, I can do anything I damn want to do. So you fools can count your lucky stars, your blessings, the chickens before they hatch, whatever you have to do in order to realize that I, Mr. #HEEL, along with my partner that I've been carrying in my arms like a newborn baby, #IM-PERFECT. Not I AM PERFECT, but IMPERFECT. This guy might have the last name, but he never will have the skills of his father. And that's why when I single handedly destroy all the competition remaining because I can, he won't be touching, hell, he won't even be looking at the trophy. But he will be looking. He'll be looking up. Because he's way down here, and I'm WAY.... up here. As you can see, I'm happy that I've been able to get this far.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Dec 5, 2011 21:37:52 GMT -5
I guess I'll support Project WAR since they beat Eddie "Glass f***ing Jaw" Edwards and Richards. The Masters of 1,000 Holds have my support as well.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Dec 7, 2011 15:25:54 GMT -5
Sorry about the random break but I had a power outage mid save and ended up with corrupt data. Luckily I have a PS3 and it's a quick fix but I didn't have the time to set up Round Three yet. Never fear, round three should come tonight. (Boldface like a motherf***er! Snoogans.)
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Post by Hawk Hart on Dec 7, 2011 20:45:18 GMT -5
Night Three After a delay that no one asked for or noticed, we're finally back for Night Three of the Tag World Grand Prix sponsored by fruity, fruity, fruity, delicious, BAH GAWD fruity Skittles and Good Ol' JR's BBQ sauce, so good you'll become a cannibal.The Team Without a Soul vs Golden Lovers The Golden Lovers vs the Soulless Warriors on Night Three has the right mix for an awesome showdown. It also features Heath Slater. Will red be the color of victory or will Ibushi and Omega stay Golden?
Project WAR vs Kings of Wrestling The Kings of reigned supreme thus far in the tournament but will Project WAR stake a claim as heirs to the Tag World Grand Prix trophy?
The Masters of 1000 Holds vs Blood Ties In the most Indy match of Night Three the Masters of 1000 Holds hope to hold out longer while Low Ki and Eddie Kingston are looking for blood. These two teams will not be denied but somebody's gotta lose (Seriously, that's in the rulebook.).
I Am (No Longer) Perfection vs The Billion Powers Despite dropping the perfect moniker Dolph Ziggler has proved to be nothing but with two phenominal showings so far but do the Billion Powers hold the kyrptonite for Proxide Perfection? Also featured, Joe Estavez Henning.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Dec 7, 2011 22:52:44 GMT -5
Night Three Welcome everyone to Night Three of our Tag World Grand Prix event. Tonight's event is sponsored by Skittles which I hear are fruity, delicious, and bah gawd fruity."Skittles, like M&M's...but fruity!"We're also being sponsored by JR's BBQ sauce but they don't have a commercial so here's a picture of a zebra.Great with JR's sauce. Bah gawd!Ok, we're done with that, let's get to the action!Golden Lovers vs The Team Without a Soul Winners: The Team Without a Soul Love, as it turns out, is not all you need to win a Tag World Grand Prix and the Golden Lovers find that out the hard way. Sheamus scored a win for his team, forcing Kota Ibushi to tap to a Texas Cloverleaf. (22:22)
Project WAR vs Kings of Wrestling Winners: Kings of Wrestling WAR is over, long live the Kings. Despite a valiant effort, Prince Devitt will not become a king tonight and KENTA will knee no more as he takes a Ricola Bomb from Double C and loses the fall for his team. (26:06)
Masters of 1000 Holds vs Blood Ties Winners: Blood Ties Blood Ties lived up to their name early on, busting the American Dragon open but "dat supahee-ro" refused to go down without a fight. Low-Ki proved to be a bit more determined to win on this night, pinned Bryan after a Ki-Crusher. (22:55)
I Am (No Longer) Perfection vs The Billion Powers Winners: The Billion Powers The dream is over for everyone's favorite #HEEL, Dolph Ziggler and that one dude he was teaming with. Tanhashi picked up the win for his team, scoring a Bridging Dragon Suplex on some guy named Joe. (21:01)
There you have it folks, another exciting night of action is in the books. There was action, excitement, Heath Slater! Sofas are burning all over West Virginia after tonight and it only promises to get more exciting from here! What will happen in Night Four? f*** if I know, I'll find out when you do! Suggest sponsors. Also, what sort of tournament comes next? Tag cage tournament? Trios Deathmatch Edtion? Brawl for All MMA Style (I certainly hope so.)? What do you guys wanna see?
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Post by daime on Dec 7, 2011 23:02:56 GMT -5
I nominate a King of Trios STEEL CAGE tournament.
I'm also pulling for The Team without a Soul.
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Post by adouble on Dec 7, 2011 23:10:09 GMT -5
Kings of Wrestling still going strong. Also, Eddie Kingston and Low-Ki vs Bryan Danielson and Mike Quackenbush would be a seriously awesome tag team match.
I vote for any kind of deathmatch trios tourney. That sounds really fun.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2011 23:13:46 GMT -5
Sheamus is running right through this competition!
And Heath gets to burn couches! Win-win.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Dec 7, 2011 23:47:38 GMT -5
I loved watching the KOW vs Blood Ties match, it was fantastic. Kingston dominated Bryan early then Quack had a great back and forth with Kingston and then Ki. The finish sorta came out of nowhere as D-Bry was making a comeback. Really good stuff.
Quick question for everyone, does anyone who plays FPR have setting suggestions for deathmatches to make them a bit more competitive? I tend to see deathmatch squashes. I guess I'll need to know if a DM tournament gets voted in.
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Post by daime on Dec 8, 2011 13:40:05 GMT -5
What difficulty are you simming on?
I tend to get really good matches out of difficulty 7 or 8.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Dec 8, 2011 15:15:40 GMT -5
What difficulty are you simming on? I tend to get really good matches out of difficulty 7 or 8. I usually run it about 6-7. I'll try bumping it up in the next tournament.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Dec 8, 2011 22:16:07 GMT -5
We don't really need a card for this but it's the final night so you guys deserve a preview damnit! Night Four
Here it is everyone, what we've all been waiting for, the incredible and thrilling conclusion of the FPR Tag World Grand Prix. We started with 32 teams and now we're down to the best, Heath Slater will also be competing.
The Team Without a Soul vs Kings of Wrestling The Red Headed Warriors have been a two man rock band with an appetite for destruction in previous night but tonight they'll face a royal team who refuse to abdicate their thrones. Will the Team Without a Soul overthrow this long reigning monarchy or will the Kings cement their dynasty?
Blood Ties vs The Billion Powers Fighting spirit has been running high for both teams in every match thus far but something's gotta give. Will Low-Ki and Kingston's Hood Strong-style cause a second major "Power" failure in this Grand Prix or Goto and Tanahashi crush the Ghetto Gaijins on their path to victory?
Hello everyone, we welcome you to this, the final night in this Tag World Grand Prix. Over the last few days we've seen 32 teams of the best competitors in the world battle it out to claim the TWGP Trophy, somehow Gunner got booked too. Tonight, four teams take place in the final battle to decide who the best team in the world is. Will the Billion Powers surge to victory? Will Blood Ties bleed the competition dry? Will Hero and Castignoli further their reign? Will Heath Slater do anything of use? We'll find out tonight in Night Four, sponsored by Cap'n Crunch. Why? Because I f***ing love Cap'n Crunch.
The Team Without a Soul vs Kings of Wrestling Winners: The Team Without a Soul Slater and Sheamus keep on ginger snappin' necks and cashin' Wendy's royalty checks (credit to my BFANFF Notorious) staging a successful coup against the Kings of Wrestling. Chris Hero lost the fall for his team after a Brogue Kick from King Sheamus. (33:02)
Blood Ties vs The Billion Powers Winners: The Billion Powers The Billion Powers continue their quest for total domination, knocking off Blood Ties. Low-Ki was pinned by Tanahashi following a Dragon Suplex. (21:58)
The Team Without a Soul vs The Billion Powers Winners: The Team Without a Soul Someone call the Power company, we have an outage. After demolishing every team that stood in their way, the team of Goto and Tanashi finally met their match in the Ginger Gang of Sheamus and Heath Slater. Sheamus added yet another victim to his growing list pinning Hirooki Goto after a brutal Brogue Kick.
Ballgame Maggle! Sheamus and Heath Slater have done it, they are the new Tag World Grand Prix champions. I did have a trophy but some West Virginians heard about the results and it's now on fire. Congratulations to Notorious, thanks to everyone that participated. We'll see you at the next tournament, whatever that may be. Goodnight! Really, non-kayfabe, thanks to everyone that signed up and followed this tournament. Like I asked before, I want to know what you guys want me to do next. Also, I know a beat up Heath Slater a lot in these write ups and I'm sorry. Here's a peace offering.
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Post by daime on Dec 9, 2011 6:24:55 GMT -5
Congrats to the team without a soul, it was my support that put you over the top, of course.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 9, 2011 8:26:52 GMT -5
Congrats to a Team without a Soul, you targeted the weak spot of my team... Goto
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Post by Deleted on Dec 9, 2011 14:11:13 GMT -5
VICTORY!
So this just proves that Heath Slater can be successful....if he's carried by a larger and more intense ginger.
Good game everybody, thanks to Hawkeye Jefferson Winger for providing the best write-ups around.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Dec 9, 2011 14:38:02 GMT -5
Alright, added a poll to decide the next tournament, let's get voting.
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