Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 29, 2011 20:22:29 GMT -5
1. Say you love each other every day
2. Don't keep secrets
3. Have an ironclad prenup!
Keep em coming.
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Dec 29, 2011 20:26:01 GMT -5
4. Make sure she loves YOU, and not your money before considering marriage
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El Dandy
Don Corleone
Who are you to doubt El Dandy?
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Post by El Dandy on Dec 29, 2011 20:29:54 GMT -5
5. Check her birth certificate to make sure she is not from "Parks Unknown."
6. Also make sure her former legal name was not "Warrior." They tend to hold up people for bigger paydays...
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Celgress
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Celgress on Dec 29, 2011 20:34:58 GMT -5
7. Never Marry Your Daughter No Matter How Sexy She is, Brother!
Stupid Sexy Daughter!!!
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mcd
Don Corleone
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Post by mcd on Dec 29, 2011 21:48:25 GMT -5
Take Care...Spike your....Dammit wrong thread!
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Post by dlg3000 on Dec 29, 2011 23:03:50 GMT -5
8. Don't get married, period. Stay single.
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Post by usemeplease on Dec 29, 2011 23:32:26 GMT -5
9. Make sure that she can make her own money.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2011 23:42:31 GMT -5
7. Never Marry Your Daughter No Matter How Sexy She is, Brother! Stupid Sexy Daughter!!! Alternatively, there's always someone out there who looks close enough.
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Post by Cam on Dec 29, 2011 23:50:45 GMT -5
10. Don't have a secret gay relationship with Brother Bruti, The Booty Man, The Butcher, The Disciple, The Man with No Name, The Zodiac or Brutus Beefcake.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Dec 30, 2011 1:51:50 GMT -5
11. Remember that there are no Hulkamaniacs here...in divorce court.
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Dang!
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Dang! on Dec 30, 2011 9:02:46 GMT -5
4. Make sure she loves YOU, and not your money before considering marriage How long had they been married? I think that Linda is a terrible person, but maybe she has turned into that during their relationship. I doubt that someone would stay married for SO long and have kids with someone she doesn't love. Money and fame can corrupt people.
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Post by chefboyardee2010 on Dec 30, 2011 12:10:07 GMT -5
12.be sure shes capable of making you hulk up
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 30, 2011 12:15:14 GMT -5
13. referring to your wife as "brother" may not be a good idea
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fortknox
Dennis Stamp
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Post by fortknox on Dec 30, 2011 12:34:34 GMT -5
Remember THE WATERS NOT HOT.
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Honeybear Lyder
ALF
It's called a title match, dammit! I'll fire your ass, dammit! Get me a snowcone, dammit!
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Post by Honeybear Lyder on Dec 30, 2011 12:44:40 GMT -5
If you promised her a night of passion, don't back out in the last second saying that you hurt your knee and that she's not in your league anyway.
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SAJ Forth
Wade Wilson
Jamaican WCF Crazy!
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Post by SAJ Forth on Dec 30, 2011 13:15:25 GMT -5
Make sure she writes outragous lies so if it doesn't work out you can get some back.
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Dec 30, 2011 14:19:06 GMT -5
Keep People with the surname "Beefcake" out of your personal life
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Post by jason1980s on Dec 30, 2011 20:35:37 GMT -5
I think that Linda is a terrible person, but maybe she has turned into that during their relationship. I doubt that someone would stay married for SO long and have kids with someone she doesn't love. Money and fame can corrupt people. She probably learned from Hulk himself, only worry about #1. If he wasn't Nick's father would Nick have even thought about a "real ality" show? If he were Warrior's kid he'd probably been in jail for the longest time possible getting assaulted and Warrior sitting back knowing his kid would be learning a lesson. How many people see what happened to the victim of an accident in a car driven by their kid only to say how the victim was a negative person and put it off on karma. Plus, Hogan seemed so sneaky with the carny talk as if he's trying to get one over on the whole system and everyone in it.
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zeez
Patti Mayonnaise
Yeah. That's right.
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Post by zeez on Dec 31, 2011 22:17:56 GMT -5
Make sure you don't have any 19 year-old friends.
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Post by Cry Me a Wiggle on Jan 1, 2012 2:43:25 GMT -5
Be cool when you eat her fruit in the back.
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