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Post by Yann on Mar 23, 2006 13:14:09 GMT -5
The blood totally looked fake, which is not wise
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Post by Sharpy Snow on Mar 23, 2006 13:15:00 GMT -5
Okay there is no way he could have survived that one Josh: Josh Matthews here. Last week, Tim tried to end it all by sticking his head in a large fan. Fortunatly, Tim tripped and hit the platform which the fan was on, leaving him KO'd. Unfortunatly, a flock of birds flew into the studio and were sucked into the fan causing the ... ahem... large amount of blood. But this week, to celebrate his survival, Tim has invited me round for dinner. I believe we are eating one of the birds from last week. I'm guessing this because Tim's putting the oven on. Mr White, what meat are we having? Mr White? Is the oven dirty? Shouldn't you switch the oven off first? Tim, what are you doing? Mr White, thats not wise! MR WHITE! (Tim's back is seen on fire) I'll go get help! (Runs out past the fire extinguisher.) Problem solved.
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Post by Pierre the Renaissance Man on Mar 23, 2006 13:17:30 GMT -5
Anyone else notice Josh almost crack up laughing when Tim was about to throw himself in the fan?
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Post by mysterydriver on Mar 23, 2006 13:24:50 GMT -5
Josh is going to turn into a psychopath with a taste for blood.
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Post by Yann on Mar 23, 2006 13:26:41 GMT -5
Anyone else notice Josh almost crack up laughing when Tim was about to throw himself in the fan? Yeah I noticed it too ! At that point I was thinking that something pretty funny was going to happen Which resulted in a tomato sauce bath.
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Post by DownWithGravity on Mar 23, 2006 13:41:12 GMT -5
By the way, puns are weak. There are lots of reasons to bag on this lame series of skits, but the "biggest fan" pun is beyond casually lame. WWE Creative flat out sucks.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 23, 2006 13:41:18 GMT -5
I don't think the one with him waiting on hold will be topped...
Waiting on hold with the basic thuganomics music playing was great.
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Post by DownWithGravity on Mar 23, 2006 13:42:48 GMT -5
By the way, they should have done this whole series with the quadrapalegic Darren Drosdov...with his wife making out with Shannon Moore or somebody in the background of every suicide attempt of "Puke"
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Post by Tyfo on Mar 23, 2006 13:48:16 GMT -5
The suicide hotline is going to be hard to top. But it can be done! This one is simple to survive. He tripped and was attacked from behind by Gangrel and given a blood bath. Hints the amount of blood thrown towards Josh.
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Post by mysterydriver on Mar 23, 2006 13:59:49 GMT -5
Josh: After last weeks tragic fan accident *Tim, in hospital clothing, looks at Josh, his arms and head bandaged, and snears* Tim White was in this hospital for the majority of the week. Now with Wrestlemania only one week away I have great news for your Mr White.
*Tim walks away, out of a door*
Josh: Wait up Mr. White!
*Josh and camera go outside to reveal that they are at the top of a building*
Josh: Well, this is big news, I can understand why you want some fresh air.
*Tim gets onto the ledge*
Josh: Wait! Mr White! That's not wise! Atleast hear the announcement!
*Tim just stares at him*
Josh: After much debate, the WWE has decided to let you ref a match! Now, due to your injury, you can't count the three so they have another plan.
*Tim holds his shoulder and starts to weep*
Josh: You have been made the special referee for the Undertaker, Mark Henry casket match! Congradulations!
*Tim looks at Josh, shrugs his one good shoulder and falls back*
Josh: No! Thats...thats definitely not wise! I'll go get help!
*Josh runs off*
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Post by Slammywinner on Mar 23, 2006 14:06:30 GMT -5
That's a lot of blood!
What's the explaination? Josh got help!
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Post by Michael Coello on Mar 23, 2006 15:26:51 GMT -5
We really need an all purpose Tim White thread. I should make one right now.
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Post by 421time on Mar 23, 2006 15:30:41 GMT -5
i stopped watching these videos months ago
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Post by Well, Youre Wrong on Mar 23, 2006 15:43:13 GMT -5
Fake Blood, A large fan...I can't wait to see the explanation next week. Why I keep watching these videos is beyond me. Maybe these videos...are wise.
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Post by GreyScaleLJH on Mar 23, 2006 15:47:54 GMT -5
Well, Mathews is pretty funny, and so is Tim White's facial expressions......thats the only good thing about them.
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Post by anticonscience on Mar 23, 2006 16:34:23 GMT -5
haha, Tim White is becoming the WWE's version of Wile E. Coyote. And I'd love to see him lie in the casket during the casket match for when the Undertaker throws The World's Fattest Man in there on top of him
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Mar 23, 2006 16:39:59 GMT -5
After Josh got all covered with blood, he should have kissed Trish.
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Post by REDUNBECK~! on Mar 23, 2006 17:44:03 GMT -5
THAT WAS THE BEST ONE YET.
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Post by therob on Mar 23, 2006 17:56:42 GMT -5
GENIUS. seriously I thought that was quite funny.
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Post by darthpipes on Mar 23, 2006 22:53:08 GMT -5
This one was pretty good.
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