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Post by Self High Five on Dec 30, 2011 14:37:57 GMT -5
What funny joke is the kitten whispering into Goldberg's ear?
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
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James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Dec 30, 2011 14:42:41 GMT -5
Have you heard about the tag team division
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Dec 30, 2011 14:45:17 GMT -5
"Am I.... next?"
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2011 14:46:11 GMT -5
"Gillberg would kick your ass"
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Post by Self High Five on Dec 30, 2011 14:48:58 GMT -5
"Then we'll have Goldust put his wig on you. Get it? Because your names are similar, 'Goldberg' and 'Goldust'. Come on! That's comedy gold! Bill, you are a team player, aren't you?"
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Post by themagnificentmoo on Dec 30, 2011 14:50:02 GMT -5
Psssst...Brodus Clay thinks he's wrestling next week.
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Hey didja hear that Bobby Lashley is interested in coming back?
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Post by Dat Dude on Dec 30, 2011 14:52:01 GMT -5
I got a few:
Cat: Everything looks fine here.
Goldberg: Thanks, Doctor Kitten.
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Cat: Billy, what did I tell you about spearing people!
Golberg: Ow, ow, ow! ------------------------------------
Cat: Bill, I got a job for you.
Goldberg: I DON'T DO JOBS!
Cat: Not that! I mean, I have a "Keyboard Cat" problem that I need you "take care of". ------------------------------------
Cat: Wait, till you see my...
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Post by Self High Five on Dec 30, 2011 14:54:21 GMT -5
I got a few: Cat: Everything looks fine here. Goldberg: Thanks, Doctor Kitten. ------------------------------------ Cat: Billy, what did I tell you about spearing people! Golberg: Ow, ow, ow! ------------------------------------ Cat: Bill, I got a job for you. Goldberg: I DON'T DO JOBS! Cat: Not that! I mean, I have a "Keyboard Cat" problem that I need you "take care of". ------------------------------------ Cat: Wait, till you see my... haha, good stuff man.
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Post by ASK HIM on Dec 30, 2011 15:01:31 GMT -5
'Jericho 4-0 Goldberg.'
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Post by showster22 on Dec 30, 2011 15:14:29 GMT -5
That's only if you don't count wwe
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Post by Lancers on Dec 30, 2011 15:17:35 GMT -5
What funny joke is the kitten whispering into Goldberg's ear? "So Bill, what do you call a cat that enjoys the taste of lemon? A sour-puss! And I think you suck as a wrestler."
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Post by Self High Five on Dec 30, 2011 19:35:19 GMT -5
"I really like that Ernest Miller."
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Eagle Claw attacks again!!!
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Post by ashcampbell on Dec 30, 2011 19:38:37 GMT -5
"Hey, remember that match you had with Brock Lesnar? ...yeah, me neither."
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Post by Self High Five on Dec 30, 2011 20:26:46 GMT -5
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Post by JCBaggee on Dec 31, 2011 1:30:09 GMT -5
Wait, what is Goldberg's fascination with cats? Did I miss something? One I could excuse, but two?
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Dec 31, 2011 1:41:04 GMT -5
So you'll never guess what Russo booked you to do this week...
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Post by gonzo16 on Dec 31, 2011 1:42:23 GMT -5
"You're next, little man"
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Post by Self High Five on Dec 31, 2011 4:03:27 GMT -5
Wait, what is Goldberg's fascination with cats? Did I miss something? One I could excuse, but two? Nobody would raise an eyebrow if he were taking pictures with dogs, but for some reason it's not okay for men to love cats. That's silly, cats are awesome! Goldberg is secure in his masculinity, he's a cat person and doesn't give a damn what anyone thinks about it, I respect that.
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Post by dreamer75 on Dec 31, 2011 8:58:39 GMT -5
Wait, what is Goldberg's fascination with cats? Did I miss something? One I could excuse, but two? Nobody would raise an eyebrow if he were taking pictures with dogs, but for some reason it's not okay for men to love cats. That's silly, cats are awesome! Goldberg is secure in his masculinity, he's a cat person and doesn't give a damn what anyone thinks about it, I respect that. and if you do have a problem with Goldberg being a cat person, well your next!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2011 9:26:51 GMT -5
I said our team name is Cat & Dawg!
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