If You Were Stuck on an Elevator With...

[What?]

Ole Anderson, "Dr. D" Dave Schultz and Billy Jack Haynes for 10 hours, how would you feel? Would you be humbled through belittlement, traumatized, feeling like you are 2 years old, or could you find a way to actually get along with all three personalities at the same time, unbelievably leaving the elevator after the 10th hour with a quartet union of friendship? Is there anything on earth that you could do to make this not a nightmare?

Theories are welcome..

[What?]

My personal idea of the safest route towards prosperity: find common ground and bash Vince McMahon, but still, could you rely on this for 10 hours? Perhaps form what I've heard from Ole and BJH, this is very POSSIBLE...but still, it won't take much speaking before Ole calls you a stupid idiot lol

["Playboy" Don Douglas]

Having met Ole and Schultz, I don't think I'd have a problem there. Billy though, you never know.

[Sir Woodrow]

Try and climb out of the emergency exit and damn the consequences or my safety

[Phil Parent]

Buddy up with Schultz. Ole probably won't talk to you, and BJH is batshit insane.

[Deleted]

Jan 1, 2012 18:13:04 GMT -5 Sir Woodrow said:

Try and climb out of the emergency exit and damn the consequences or my safety

This was my thought as well. Die Hard 5: Escape From the Elevator of Crazy Wrestlers.

[Mozenrath]

10 hours?! I'd try to get along, but sooner or later, someone's gonna have to potty.

["Playboy" Don Douglas]

I'd actually enjoy the conversation with Ole. Yeah, he'd insult me at some point, but his "bitter angry old man" routine is more of an act than most people think. I had dinner with him at the last Fanfest and actually saw him laugh a couple of times, once when I stopped him from "insulting" me by telling him he'd already done so 3 years before. He's the easiest guy to talk to at a Fanfest, because if he's not signing or taking photos, he's sitting in the hotel lobby, usually with another guest or two, talking to anyone who wants to come up and talk with him.

Schultz was actually kind of quiet. He seemed a little intense, but nothing that seemed out of the way to me.

Billy Jack would probably come up with the notion that the everyone in there but him was somehow involved in the death of Freddie Blassie.

[Citizen Snips Has Left]

I'd buddy up to Schultz by telling him once we got out, I'd take him to San Francisco and find him a woman. You know what I'm talkin' about, A WOMAN!

[cool245]

I'd ask Schultz if wrestling was fake and hope that he would knock me out for the ten hours that the elevator was broke.

[moneyman20]

Jan 1, 2012 18:13:04 GMT -5 Sir Woodrow said:

Try and climb out of the emergency exit and damn the consequences or my safety

[saintpat]

I'd turn to Dr. D and Billy Jack and say: "Can you believe we're trapped on an elevator with Ole Anderson!!!! You guys probably don't recognize him, but this guy was a legend in professional wrestling."

[CaptainFall]

Sit in the corner and cry uncontrollably.

[theryno665]

I'd try to talk wrestling with them but I would definitely fear getting my ass kicked.

[jason1980s]

Jan 1, 2012 17:22:39 GMT -5 "Playboy" Don Douglas said:

Having met Ole and Schultz, I don't think I'd have a problem there. Billy though, you never know.

I met Billy a few years ago at a fan convention and he was very soft spoken and kind to my grandfather and me. This is a show where he is paid to sign but not all the wrestlers are always going to be nice even if paid. Billy had two photos to chose from, one of him like a WWF promo shot and the other with Ken Patera in ring. He signed one for me, who had the ticket, and one for my grandfather, who was just there with me. I thought it was a nice gesture as some will just do the minimum of just signing and no friendliness or anything else. That's fine, but to do something extra and really appreciate the fan is something that will stick out. Another one who has a crazy reputation like Billy is Superstar Billy Graham who was also very kind to my family a few years ago. I would like to add him to the elevator and I'd probably talk with both the Billy's first since I know more about them. Ole and Schultz would be cool but they'd have to do the talking. Billy Graham, I see as one of the greatest, a guy who could make it in any era and not too many guys could say that.