TOO SWEET
Grimlock
Not a doctor, nor do I play one on tv.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Feb 15, 2012 23:12:13 GMT -5
Just a heads up, PN. I'm not going to be able to get the Bischoff promo done for tomorrow's show. But it'll definitely be in next week's, or an online exclusive in between now and then.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 16, 2012 17:01:22 GMT -5
Tenay: Ladies and gentlemen welcome to Impact. We are coming off an amazing Against All Odds event. West: Well that was a heck of a show but tonight we begin the build to Destination X.
Mickie James makes her way to the ring and grabs a mic.
So yeah. These last couple months have basically sucked. I lost the Women’s Championship and Daffney STILL won’t leave me the hell alone!
Shannon, I am done with you. Apologize all you want. Make people feel sorry for you all you want. Manipulate your way to as many title shots as you want. But stay the hell out of my life!
As for Traci Brooks, you mark my words, hon. I WILL be taking back my title. You can count on that…
Winter loves the fate of the meek… Her velvet touch prays on the weak…
Winter makes her way to the ring.
Tenay: Don, is it colder in here, suddenly? West: Now that you mention it…
In the ring, Mickie shivers as Winter enters. She touches Mickie’s arm, then takes the mic. Mickie remains where she is, seemingly… frozen?
Mickie, do ya hahve anythang else t’say?
Mickie doesn’t react at all.
Tenay: What’s wrong with Mickie? West: Is she… frozen?
Whaht’s wrahng, Mickie? Whah da sudden…
Cold shoulder?
Winter laughs at her joke, before turning serious again.
Sahrry it hahs t’be dis way, Mickie. Baht Ah ‘spect mah deals to be ahdhered to…
Winter pulls out a mirror and walks up to the helpless Mickie…
Tenay: Wait! It’s Katy Nikita Lee!
Katy runs down the aisle and tackles Winter to the mat! She hammers her with punches, then yanks her up the hair and throws her into the corner!
West: Again she comes to Mickie’s aid!
Katy checks on Mickie, who is still frozen. She carefully rolls her out of the ring and instructs Jeremy Borash to help her into a chair. Katy picks up the mic.
I am SICK and TIRED of this! Since day one, all you’ve been is a nightmare, Winter! When you found me, I let you have my body. I gave you everything, a body, a home, a friend…
But your greed got in the way.
For a while, I was content to let you steal someone else’s life, but I know now that it’s wrong! I didn’t deserve it. Brooke didn’t deserve it. Mickie didn’t deserve it.
And Madison Rayne doesn’t deserve this. After all this poor girl has been through…
On the outside, Mickie has started to “thaw out.”
Winter, I know how to stop you…
Katy walks up to Winter and pulls her to her feet…
Time to say goodbye.
Luv.
Katy grabs Winter and kisses her on the lips! She holds the kiss as long as she can, before letting go. Both women collapse to the mat. Mickie, now completely thawed, runs into the ring.
KATY?!!
MADDY?!!!
SOMEBODY GET SOME HELP OUT HERE!!!
EMTs run down the aisle. Half of them check on Katy, the other half on Madison.
After what seems like hours, but is only about two minutes, they begin loading the women on stretchers. Suddenly, Madison stirs. She slowly sits up and looks around. Seeing Mickie, she throws her arms around her. Both women are crying, as EMTs try to get Madison on the stretcher.
In the confusion, nobody notices Winter walking up the ramp, a slight smile on her face.
*Fade to a break as the in-ring situation is handled*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 16, 2012 17:04:36 GMT -5
Bear with me here. My computer is in a mood apparently.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 16, 2012 17:07:38 GMT -5
Being broadcasted by a trusty video camera, Robbie E is seen smiling and laughing. He is wearing a helmet, as well as what looks to be a harness.
Happy Valentines Day, dudettes. This is a day that both you and I look foreword to the most. Love is in the air, but it never reaches most of the members of TNA and the people that control them. And by control, I mean things like The IRS, Personal Trainers, Dietitians, all of the things that ruin your life and bring stress upon them. But don't worry guys, your love goes somewhere else. Somewhere it can be used right. Somewhere where it is necessary. MY PLACE.
That's right nerds, you know that chick that you think of at night? The blond senior with the body that would make any man's bodily functions go wrong? Yeah, SHE"S WITH ME NOW. And unlike you, I can handle her. But trust me: She's a candy that looks even better with the wrapping off.
But in all seriousness bros and fangirls, Valentines Day can be a troubling day, even for me! It's true! For example, there are so many wishes and cards sent to me, that the weight of the bag gives the mailman back pains! And that's only the first bag! They have several more back at the post office, filled to the brim with letters addressed to me!
But then, Robbie's smile fades to a frown. Apparently he has a lot of regret on his face, as you can clearly see that he doesn't want to talk about something.
But ladies, I also bring news of tragedy. The office has called my crib again, and they have told me that total stiffs have complained about receiving thousands of pictures of women in lingerie, some even less, being told to be sent to my PAR-TAYYYYY house in Las Vegas Nevada. Apparently, this company can't take a little fandom, and has threatened various events that will occur if I don't do something about it. So, as much as it pains me to say this about ANY hot woman...... try to keep your clothes on. At least when sending me Valentines Day pictures. I know, your thinking about me one way, but think about me the other way: I could get fired for another thing like this. And trust me, no Robbie E on TNA would be like poison to a rat: DEADLY.
Psh.... they haven't said anything about Christmas! Just wear a hat, or a lot of red and green! Say your sending your Christmas Cards early this year!
Now, onto business: I sent my third piece of lumber to the woodshed a few days ago, meaning that unsurprisingly, I AM STILL your TNA X-Division Champion, after beating a Mr. Miguel Cesaro. However, some people seemed to have misinterpreted my message that I sent to the control room that night. Despite the fact that I blatantly pointed out that I am nothing but money when the title is on the line, some critics said that I just BARELY squeezed my way through. That I kept the belt by the skin of my teeth. None of that is true of course. But I can understand why I might of looked a little off: I was suffering from food poisoning that night, and instead of canceling the match, I heroically went out there, and I got the job done. NOW HOW"S THAT FOR A FIGHTING CHAMPION?! Not only does this prove how good I am, but how AWFUL Miguel Cesaro is in the ring. If I can still beat him on my worst day, then who's going to be able to beat me on my best day? Nobody, that's who.
But apparently, there seems to be a lack of competition for me. For my currently scheduled opponents, are the three men that I've beaten before. (Shakes head) You've got to be joking.
TNA, if your really that desperate for a title match, I say SCREW THE WEIGHT LIMIT! To quote a wise man up north, "GIVE ME ANYBODY! And unlike that wise man, I am even wiser. For in the end, I'll still have my gold. Forever.
....... Did I mention it's in THE ULTIMATE X?
Ascending the ropes and playing a game of chance with your body, is nothing I'm not used to. But still, they say that I won't be able to handle it, because it's my first Ultimate X. So to silence the wannabes and annoyances once and for all, I'm going to to prove to them that I can do this, leading up to D-Destination X, where The Houdini of Awesomeness escapes again, with his cool, and with his dignity.
The camera zooms out, showing that Robbie E is on a platform.
So right now, I'm on a zipline course high above the South African Rainforests. (Chuckles) I didn't even know that thing's existed! And if I rotate my vid cam and zoom in a little, you'll see that the crew here was generous enough to hang and secure my X-Division Title at the very center of the zipline. So in a minute here, I'm going to swing through the tress, grab my X-Division Title, and prove to the world that I can do this at D-Destination X. You thought Kendrick's stunts were amazing? This is the real deal right here. Check this out!
Robbie E turns, takes a deep breath, and takes off.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOHOOOOOHOOOOHOO!!!!
Robbie rides along the lines, where the view is obstructed by the trees. But what you can see, is the cameras lens getting closer and closer to the X-Division Title hanging in the center. But just before he's about to grab it.... Robbie E drops the camera, almost intentionally:
NO!!!! MY CAMERA!!!!
It plummets to the ground floors, where it's nothing but darkness. But still, you can hear a faint voice in the distance:
I GOT IT!!!!!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 16, 2012 17:10:40 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California, Lisa Marie Varon!
JB: Her partner, from Richmond, Virginia, Mickie James!
JB: And their opponents, Lacey Von Erich and the TNA Women’s Champion Traci Brooks, Lace n Leather!
Mickie James and Lisa Marie Varon v Lace and Leather 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Triple H buried SnS on Feb 16, 2012 17:21:46 GMT -5
Hmmm... self vote... or vote for the one who actually did work this week...
LMV with a lariat.
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TOO SWEET
Grimlock
Not a doctor, nor do I play one on tv.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Feb 16, 2012 17:25:02 GMT -5
Mickie with a post match attack
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Post by Triple H buried SnS on Feb 16, 2012 17:25:56 GMT -5
That Harlot!!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 16, 2012 17:29:27 GMT -5
Hmmm... self vote... or vote for the one who actually did work this week... LMV with a lariat. You vote for the one who did work...by voting for the person on that team who didn't promo? LMV hits a sidewalk slam on Lacey the goes for a standing moonsault. Traci tries to comes in and attack Lisa but Mickie cuts her off. In the confusion Lisa hits the Widow's Peak on Lacey! 1... 2... 3! JB: Here are your winners, Lisa Marie Varon and Mickie James! Tenay: What a win that is for Lisa Marie Varon. West: Well she wants a women's title shot and she may be on the road to getting it. *The 'Tron cuts backstage to Christy Hemme. Almost immediately, Austin Aries grabs the mic from her.* Get gone!*Hemme exits, happy to not deal with Aries.* Another Pay Per View is passed, and another night where A Double gets screwed over right with it! How many times have I beaten every X Division chump they put in front of me, huh? Did everybody forget how I took out LAX? I should be running this company, not sitting at home because someone less deserving gets a shot at the championships I am destined to hold!!!*Samoa Joe walks in.* The way I remember it, you've got a higher number in the L column since you showed up here, and considering Hernandez is already back, kicking, and ignoring you...
OH, PISS OFF, FAT BOY!
Picking on the little guy because you couldn't win the World Title last...
Oh, go ahead. Make me angry, man. I'm just looking for an excuse. I've already got the rest of the Revelation that keep worming their way back into TNA on my plate tonight, but I've got no problems with killing you dead tonight, too.
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That's what I thought. All those championships you're saying are your destiny, I've already held. Most of them more than once. You wanna keep going on like you're supposed to run this place, man? Go do something instead of talking about it. Go beat Brian Kendrick and the other one, go get a rematch with Robbie E, hell; go for the damn Legends Title, whatever. Just stop talking like you're the king of the world when after all these months here, you haven't done a god damned thing.
........................*Joe just shakes his head at Aries and leaves.* Oh, just you wait. Just you wait, fat boy. My time's coming. Brian Kendrick and Cesaro are both gonna tap the hell out tonight. And then Robbie's getting the same! I am going to be the next X Division Champion, because that's the way it's meant to be! Tonight, I remind all the damn world that The Greatest Man That Ever Lived isn't just an arrogant nickname!!!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 16, 2012 17:35:57 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Venice, California, weighing 184 pounds, Brian Kendrick!
JB: His partner, accompanied by Chelsea, from Manila in the Philippines, weighing 170 pounds, Miguel Cesaro!
JB: From Milwaukee, Wisconsin, weighing 210 pounds, Austin Aries!
JB: And his partner, accompanied by Becky Bayless, from the Jersey Shore, weighing 195 pounds, he is the TNA X Division Champion, Robbie E!
Brian Kendrick and Miguel Cesaro v Robbie E and Austin Aries 3 votes 10 minutes
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TOO SWEET
Grimlock
Not a doctor, nor do I play one on tv.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Feb 16, 2012 17:38:06 GMT -5
Robbie E and Double A nail a double dropkick.
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Post by Triple H buried SnS on Feb 16, 2012 17:38:44 GMT -5
Hmmm... self vote... or vote for the one who actually did work this week... LMV with a lariat. You vote for the one who did work...by voting for the person on that team who didn't promo? Edit: Little robbie with a big boot. ... and a legdrop.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 16, 2012 17:51:13 GMT -5
Kendrick hits a superkick on Aries then goes for the tag. Cesaro comes in and takes Aries down with an armdrag followed by a leg alriet to an inrushing Robbie E. Unfortuinately referee Mark Posey has seen none of this since Becky has been distracting him. He tries to get Cesaro out of the ring, thinking hie is the illegal man. Aries take advantage to hit the Brainbuster on Kendrick!
1...
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3!
JB: Here are your winners, Austin Aries and Robbie E!
West: That was smart tag team wrestling by Robbie E and Austin Aries there. Tenay: Smart? They conned the referee! West: Exactly. Smart.
I'm here with AJ Styles. Now AJ, after your narrow lose to Sting at Against All Odds, many are wondering...
Christy trails off when D'Angelo Dinero approaches.
Well, Mr Styles.
What the hell do you want?
Relax. I am not here to inspire conflict.
Then what are you here for?
Well let's see. You last to Sting and Against All Odds and your compatriate is set to lose to him tonight.
I wouldn't count Chris out. But what's your point?
You know there are to sorts of people. Some do ill out of ignorance or fear. These people can be saved. Others suffer from corrupted wills... there minds poisoned and twisted. These people must be destroyed. That is what the Revelation believe. That is what we oppose.
Oh yeah? And which one am I?
Right now, Brother Sting still thinks you can be a valuble ally.
And what if I don't want to be an ally?
Then you'll have to be destroyed.
You know speaking of destroyed, if I was you I'd be more concerned about what Scott Steiner is gonna do to you when you get in the ring with him tonight.
Dinero hesitates
Just keep what I said in mind.
Dinero exits.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 16, 2012 17:54:37 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, representing The Revelation, “The Monster” Abyss and “The Pope” D’Angelo Dinero!
JB: From Detroit, Michigan, weighing 276 pounds, “Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner!
JB: And his partner, from the Isle of Samoa, weighing 280 pounds, “The Samoan Submission Machine” Samoa Joe!
Samoa Joe and Scott Steiner v D'Angelo Dinero and Abyss 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 16, 2012 18:08:41 GMT -5
Dinero goes for a neckbreaker but Joe counters it and tags Scott Steiner. Dinero immediately tags out and bails to the ouside. Dinero orders Abyss to take care of Steiner but Abyss turns into a belly to belly suplex. Steiner locks on the Steiner Recliner but before he can do any real damage Dinero nail him with his cane. Dinero qucikly escapes as Joe enters the ring.
JB: Here are your winners, by disqualification, Samoa Joe and D'Angelo Dinero!
Tenay: Dinero escapes once more but one day Steiner will get his hands on him. West: And that may happen sooner rather than later.
James Storm is backstage, he uses his briefcase to open a beer.
Well, I sure as hell dodged a bullet.
I really didn't want to try and cash in on Samoa Joe, now, I'm not saying that Anderson's a pushover, but I know if I cashed in on Joe, he'd beat the hops outta me in the parking lot.
Of course, I ain't cashing in anytime soon, I figure it's best to wait for the perfect moment.
So tonight, I'm gonna get some ass kicking practice when I beat up Hernandez, I mean, if I'm going to be world champion, I can't just sit around here drinking.
I'll do that after the match.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 16, 2012 18:13:45 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by Angelina Love, weighing 285 pounds, Hernandez!
JB: And his opponent, from Leiper’s Fort, Tennessee, weighing 230 pounds, James Storm!
James Storm v Hernandez 3 votes 10 minutes
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TOO SWEET
Grimlock
Not a doctor, nor do I play one on tv.
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Post by TOO SWEET on Feb 16, 2012 18:18:50 GMT -5
Storm with a superkick
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 16, 2012 18:24:45 GMT -5
Hernandez gets Storm up fior the Border Toss but Storm slips out ahd hits the Last Call!
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3!
JB: Here is your winner, James Storm!
Tenay: Another big win for James Storm ans he has his eyes set on the TNA World title. West: Well it's a long way to go. He has the whole of 2012 to cash in.
AJ Styles is backstage when Christopher Daniels approaches him.
So what was the deal earlier?
What deal?
With you and Dinero.
Oh that.
You're not thionking about joining Sting and isband are you?
What? No.
Are you sure?
Yes, I am absolutely sure. Where the hell is this coming from?
Well you. You've been all concerned with your spot lately.
Well what do you expect?
I dunno, I've never bee world champion.
That's right, you haven't!
Daniels stares at AJ in disbelief.
Look, just concentrate Sting okay. Can you do that?
I guess so.
Good.
AJ leaves.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 16, 2012 18:28:24 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from the City of Angels, weighing 224 pounds, “The Fallen Angel” Christopher Daniels!
JB: And his opponent, from Venice Beach, California, weighing 250 pounds, “The Icon” Sting!
Christopher Daniels v Sting 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by The Tank on Feb 16, 2012 18:29:59 GMT -5
Daniels with an AMBE.
Almost the best. He's having an off night.
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