Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Feb 22, 2012 0:56:06 GMT -5
TH: We've come to the main event, fans, and it's time to see whether Smokin' Vokoun can defeat former world champ Jonathan Michaels and back up the brazen claim made by his trainer, Lou Thesz III, recently.
JK: What brazen claim is that, Gorilla?
TH: According to Thesz, and I'm sure according to Vokoun if you asked him, Jonathan Michaels is past his prime, old news.
JK: That's not so brazen! It's true!
TH: Regardless, let's go to Michael Muffer for introductions...
MM: The following contest is your main event, and is scheduled for one fall with television time remaining! Introducing first...
*"Iron Man"*
MM: Hailing from Chicago, IL, and weighing in at 280 lbs....SMOKIN' VOKOUN!
*Smokey walks through the entrance with Lou Thesz III behind him, to the deafening boos of the crowd. He looks around with wild eyes, lets out a savage scream, and makes his way to the ring*
MM: And his opponent!
*"DOA"*
MM: Hailing from Los Angeles, CA, and weighing in at 240 lbs...JONATHAN MICHAELS!
*The top of the ramp is engulfed in smoke as the CrapTron shows footage of dangerous film stunts. Jono emerges from the smoke cloud to a big pop and wastes no time in getting to the squared circle and preparing to take on Vokoun*
*Collar and elbow tie up, Vokoun with a headlock takedown! Vokoun twists away, a crazy gleam in his eye and a cruel smile on his face. Finally Jono is able to position himself to deliver a forearm shot to Vokoun's head, dazing his opponent enough for Jono to slip free*
TH: Michaels able to extricate himself from that headlock...
JK: Smokey's started wearing him down, though!
*Vokoun recovers quickly and gets up, rushes Jono--arm drag! Jono goes on the attack as Vokoun crashes to the mat, but Vokoun takes him down with an arm drag of his own! Both men get back to their feet, staring one another down*
JK: Standoff!
TH: If El Hombre De Jazz was in this match, then you might say it was...a Mexican standoff...
JK: You're not funny, Gorilla.
*Jono decides to charge Vokoun again, but this time evades Vokoun's grasp and gets behind him in perfect position to blast him with a clothesline as he turns around! Vokoun stumbles backward into the ropes, and Jono kicks him in the stomach and goes for a suplex--but is stopped by a sudden punch to the stomach from Vokoun! Vokoun hammers away at Jono's midsection, forcing his opponent to let him go, with Jono now the one to stumble away clutching his side. Vokoun brings Jono down with a running neckbreaker!*
TH: Good god, I wouldn't be surprised if that neckbreaker really did break his neck!
JK: No such luck Hoss, he's moving too much. But Smokey's got him right where he wants him now!
*With Thesz III shouting instructions from the floor, Vokoun presses his advantage with a gutwrench suplex! Vokoun stomps on Jono's midsection mercilessly and then drags him back to his feet for an overhead belly to belly suplex!*
TH: Every part of Jono's body seems to be a target for his opponent in this match: neck, midsection, back, head...
*Vokoun stalks his downed opponent, positioning him for a pulling piledriver--but Jono struggles as Vokoun tries to get him up and Vokoun drops him back down! Backdrop by Jono sends Vokoun OVER THE TOP ROPE!*
JK: BIIIG BACK BODY DROP!
TH: Okay, you got to say it that time. Was it everything you hoped?
JK: And more!
TH: Anyhow, Jonathan Michaels has just equalized things in this match, excuse the pun, and now has the chance to make them unequal in his favour!
JK: Pun?
TH: Equalized. Equalizers.
JK: Oh, right.
*As Johnson administers the count, Jono shakes away the cobwebs and takes stock of the situation. He sees Vokoun getting up on the outside and backs up for a running start, baseball slide--dodged by Vokoun! Vokoun with an irish whip--reversed by Jono, sending Vokoun crashing into the steel ringpost facefirst!*
TH: Bah gawd, that collision with the ringpost has BUSTED SMOKIN' VOKOUN WIDE OPEN!
*Jono grabs Vokoun and shoves him under the bottom rope. Jono climbs to the top turnbuckle--moonsault from Jonathan Michaels!*
1!
2!
Kickout!
JK: No three, but Vokoun is bleeding all over the place! And Jono almost lost that Chamber Of Horrors match due to blood loss, so he knows just how much this can work for him!
TH: Maybe so, King, but Jono's wound was a lot deeper than it looks Vokoun's is, and we've seen Vokoun go on after losing a ridiculous amount of blood nevertheless.
*Michaels sends the still-groggy Vokoun into the ropes and meets him with a big spear as he comes back! Jono pulls Smokey up and hits him with a belly to back suplex!*
TH: Jonathan Michaels with a back suplex now! There's no doubt that he wants to send a message to everybody that he deserves a chance to become a two-time World Heavyweight Champion!
JK: But Smokey wants to send a message too, since he feels he should be Inter-Forum champion or at least have a shot at the title!
*Michaels pulls Vokoun up and goes for a DDT, but Vokoun suddenly comes to life and counters that into an Angle Slam! Both men down in the middle of the ring!*
JK: Wow, we've never seen him do that before!
TH: And that was as good a time as any to break it out, since it stopped the assault by Jonathan Michaels!
*Both men slowly back to their feet, with Vokoun still bleeding everywhere. Jono goes for another spear, but Vokoun leapfrogs it! Jono stops himself, turns around, and walks into a hard forearm shot from Vokoun! Vokoun with a release German suplex to Jono--Jono flips over and lands on his feet! Jono stumbles backwards into the corner and Vokoun runs at him but eats a big boot and then gets DDT'd!*
TH: And Michaels with the advantage once again, but what does he have in mind now?
*Jono drags Vokoun into the corner and sets him up on the top rope to get ready for a superplex. Michaels climbs up--and gets rocked by a headbutt from Vokoun! Michaels shakes it off after a few seconds and nails him with a stiff punch to the face! Vokoun reels, and then fires back with a punch of his own!*
JK: Who do you think is gonna get the better of this one, Hoss?
TH: No idea, so let's keep watching...
*The two men continue to exchange shots, but eventually Michaels succumbs and is close to falling off his perch! Vokoun lifts him up, locks on a full nelson, and FLIES OFF THE TOP ROPE TO NAIL JONATHAN MICHAELS WITH THE SMOKE BOMB!*
1!
2!
3!
MM: Here is your winner by pinfall, SMOKIN' VOKOUN!
TH: What a surprising victory from the Chicago tough man.
JK: It was a foregone conclusion for me. He’s one of the toughest guys in the history of this company. What did you expect to happen?
TH: Well, you look at a man like Jonathan Michaels’s career, and the conclusion was far from foregone for anyone else.
JK: And I would watch out if I were Evil M and Aaron Enigma. JoNo’s days are over.
TH: His days are over after a single, all but decisive loss? You’re delusional King…
JK: Delusional or not, that concludes another exciting edition of Niteraw, wouldn’t you … what… the...?
JK: What brazen claim is that, Gorilla?
TH: According to Thesz, and I'm sure according to Vokoun if you asked him, Jonathan Michaels is past his prime, old news.
JK: That's not so brazen! It's true!
TH: Regardless, let's go to Michael Muffer for introductions...
MM: The following contest is your main event, and is scheduled for one fall with television time remaining! Introducing first...
*"Iron Man"*
MM: Hailing from Chicago, IL, and weighing in at 280 lbs....SMOKIN' VOKOUN!
*Smokey walks through the entrance with Lou Thesz III behind him, to the deafening boos of the crowd. He looks around with wild eyes, lets out a savage scream, and makes his way to the ring*
MM: And his opponent!
*"DOA"*
MM: Hailing from Los Angeles, CA, and weighing in at 240 lbs...JONATHAN MICHAELS!
*The top of the ramp is engulfed in smoke as the CrapTron shows footage of dangerous film stunts. Jono emerges from the smoke cloud to a big pop and wastes no time in getting to the squared circle and preparing to take on Vokoun*
[glow=yellow,2,300]Jonathan Michaels versus the Smokin' Vokoun[/glow]
*Collar and elbow tie up, Vokoun with a headlock takedown! Vokoun twists away, a crazy gleam in his eye and a cruel smile on his face. Finally Jono is able to position himself to deliver a forearm shot to Vokoun's head, dazing his opponent enough for Jono to slip free*
TH: Michaels able to extricate himself from that headlock...
JK: Smokey's started wearing him down, though!
*Vokoun recovers quickly and gets up, rushes Jono--arm drag! Jono goes on the attack as Vokoun crashes to the mat, but Vokoun takes him down with an arm drag of his own! Both men get back to their feet, staring one another down*
JK: Standoff!
TH: If El Hombre De Jazz was in this match, then you might say it was...a Mexican standoff...
JK: You're not funny, Gorilla.
*Jono decides to charge Vokoun again, but this time evades Vokoun's grasp and gets behind him in perfect position to blast him with a clothesline as he turns around! Vokoun stumbles backward into the ropes, and Jono kicks him in the stomach and goes for a suplex--but is stopped by a sudden punch to the stomach from Vokoun! Vokoun hammers away at Jono's midsection, forcing his opponent to let him go, with Jono now the one to stumble away clutching his side. Vokoun brings Jono down with a running neckbreaker!*
TH: Good god, I wouldn't be surprised if that neckbreaker really did break his neck!
JK: No such luck Hoss, he's moving too much. But Smokey's got him right where he wants him now!
*With Thesz III shouting instructions from the floor, Vokoun presses his advantage with a gutwrench suplex! Vokoun stomps on Jono's midsection mercilessly and then drags him back to his feet for an overhead belly to belly suplex!*
TH: Every part of Jono's body seems to be a target for his opponent in this match: neck, midsection, back, head...
*Vokoun stalks his downed opponent, positioning him for a pulling piledriver--but Jono struggles as Vokoun tries to get him up and Vokoun drops him back down! Backdrop by Jono sends Vokoun OVER THE TOP ROPE!*
JK: BIIIG BACK BODY DROP!
TH: Okay, you got to say it that time. Was it everything you hoped?
JK: And more!
TH: Anyhow, Jonathan Michaels has just equalized things in this match, excuse the pun, and now has the chance to make them unequal in his favour!
JK: Pun?
TH: Equalized. Equalizers.
JK: Oh, right.
*As Johnson administers the count, Jono shakes away the cobwebs and takes stock of the situation. He sees Vokoun getting up on the outside and backs up for a running start, baseball slide--dodged by Vokoun! Vokoun with an irish whip--reversed by Jono, sending Vokoun crashing into the steel ringpost facefirst!*
TH: Bah gawd, that collision with the ringpost has BUSTED SMOKIN' VOKOUN WIDE OPEN!
*Jono grabs Vokoun and shoves him under the bottom rope. Jono climbs to the top turnbuckle--moonsault from Jonathan Michaels!*
1!
2!
Kickout!
JK: No three, but Vokoun is bleeding all over the place! And Jono almost lost that Chamber Of Horrors match due to blood loss, so he knows just how much this can work for him!
TH: Maybe so, King, but Jono's wound was a lot deeper than it looks Vokoun's is, and we've seen Vokoun go on after losing a ridiculous amount of blood nevertheless.
*Michaels sends the still-groggy Vokoun into the ropes and meets him with a big spear as he comes back! Jono pulls Smokey up and hits him with a belly to back suplex!*
TH: Jonathan Michaels with a back suplex now! There's no doubt that he wants to send a message to everybody that he deserves a chance to become a two-time World Heavyweight Champion!
JK: But Smokey wants to send a message too, since he feels he should be Inter-Forum champion or at least have a shot at the title!
*Michaels pulls Vokoun up and goes for a DDT, but Vokoun suddenly comes to life and counters that into an Angle Slam! Both men down in the middle of the ring!*
JK: Wow, we've never seen him do that before!
TH: And that was as good a time as any to break it out, since it stopped the assault by Jonathan Michaels!
*Both men slowly back to their feet, with Vokoun still bleeding everywhere. Jono goes for another spear, but Vokoun leapfrogs it! Jono stops himself, turns around, and walks into a hard forearm shot from Vokoun! Vokoun with a release German suplex to Jono--Jono flips over and lands on his feet! Jono stumbles backwards into the corner and Vokoun runs at him but eats a big boot and then gets DDT'd!*
TH: And Michaels with the advantage once again, but what does he have in mind now?
*Jono drags Vokoun into the corner and sets him up on the top rope to get ready for a superplex. Michaels climbs up--and gets rocked by a headbutt from Vokoun! Michaels shakes it off after a few seconds and nails him with a stiff punch to the face! Vokoun reels, and then fires back with a punch of his own!*
JK: Who do you think is gonna get the better of this one, Hoss?
TH: No idea, so let's keep watching...
*The two men continue to exchange shots, but eventually Michaels succumbs and is close to falling off his perch! Vokoun lifts him up, locks on a full nelson, and FLIES OFF THE TOP ROPE TO NAIL JONATHAN MICHAELS WITH THE SMOKE BOMB!*
1!
2!
3!
MM: Here is your winner by pinfall, SMOKIN' VOKOUN!
TH: What a surprising victory from the Chicago tough man.
JK: It was a foregone conclusion for me. He’s one of the toughest guys in the history of this company. What did you expect to happen?
TH: Well, you look at a man like Jonathan Michaels’s career, and the conclusion was far from foregone for anyone else.
JK: And I would watch out if I were Evil M and Aaron Enigma. JoNo’s days are over.
TH: His days are over after a single, all but decisive loss? You’re delusional King…
JK: Delusional or not, that concludes another exciting edition of Niteraw, wouldn’t you … what… the...?