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Post by Pgarodactyl on Mar 21, 2006 16:55:50 GMT -5
Candice is a flavor of the month. Which is fine, since this is her month, so to speak. I just hope she is being realistic and isn't expecting this 10 year career in WWE. Oh no. She's hoping (and probably expecting) this to lead to a fruitful Hollywood career. Which means she'd need to know how to act. Which she doesn't.
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Post by westendriot on Mar 21, 2006 17:16:38 GMT -5
I don't find her at all attractive. Everything about her annoys me.
Her plastic ugly face. Her plastic body. That stupid spin thing she does that is NOT sexy in any way. Her go Daddy commercials. Her thinking she is the hottest thing right now.
Maria/Christy > Candice
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Post by Franchise on Mar 21, 2006 17:32:05 GMT -5
She's OK.
Not too amazing, but OK.
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Post by Van Loki - Suck it, ECW on Mar 21, 2006 17:33:44 GMT -5
She is f***ing hot you guys are retarded.
If she saddled on over to you and was like....hey nerd. Want a blowjob? You would turn that down?
Come on now. And goddamn last night she was looking good all bent over doggie style GOD DAMN I SAID GOD DAMN!!!!!
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I said nice one bruva!
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Post by Dave FCIC on Mar 21, 2006 17:42:34 GMT -5
She is loveing hot you guys are retarded. If she saddled on over to you and was like....hey nerd. Want a blowjob? You would turn that down? Come on now. And goddamn last night she was looking good all bent over doggie style GOD DAMN I SAID GOD DAMN!!!!! Basically what he said...and to all the Mickie fans, Mickie looks like a horse...Candice is a godess compared to Mickie...and Maria is like the godess of godesses.
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Post by westendriot on Mar 21, 2006 17:44:06 GMT -5
She is loveing hot you guys are retarded. If she saddled on over to you and was like....hey nerd. Want a blowjob? You would turn that down? Come on now. And goddamn last night she was looking good all bent over doggie style GOD DAMN I SAID GOD DAMN!!!!! So because people don't find a diva attractive they're retarded? That's backwards logic. I hate posts like this. And yes believe it or not, people would turn down Candice, OMG CALL DA POLICE LOL!111111
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I said nice one bruva!
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Post by Dave FCIC on Mar 21, 2006 17:49:36 GMT -5
If anyone turned her down I'd have to give them a swift kick to the sack.
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Mar 21, 2006 17:51:58 GMT -5
She is loveing hot you guys are retarded. If she saddled on over to you and was like....hey nerd. Want a blowjob? You would turn that down? Come on now. And goddamn last night she was looking good all bent over doggie style GOD DAMN I SAID GOD DAMN!!!!! Basically what he said...and to all the Mickie fans, Mickie looks like a horse...Candice is a godess compared to Mickie...and Maria is like the godess of godesses. Are you saying I shouldn't be a Mickie fan because she looks like a horse?
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Post by westendriot on Mar 21, 2006 17:52:26 GMT -5
If anyone turned her down I'd have to give them a swift kick to the sack. Well we all know that's an idle comment.
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Post by Van Loki - Suck it, ECW on Mar 21, 2006 17:55:06 GMT -5
Relax goddamnit. I'm kidding.
Except the part about turning her down. That....would be.....weird.
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Post by Citizen Snips on Mar 21, 2006 18:05:40 GMT -5
This thread...I thought I was the only one...so this is what feels like....WHEN DOVES CRY!!!
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Mar 21, 2006 18:15:56 GMT -5
I have no interest in Candice. I miss Christy and Molly myself.
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Post by Boku AKA Da Green Guy on Mar 21, 2006 18:23:30 GMT -5
I have no interest in Candice. I miss Christy and Molly myself. I pretty much agree with the whole fakeness thing. Candice trys uber hard to be "hawt" and comes across as pathetic. I'm sorry but if plastic is the best you can do, then cut your losses and get a more respectful job. And to the BJ comment, I would turn her down. Basically because nothing about her says beauty, and plus I'd probably get mental images of her older looking like that one woman at the end of Pink's "Stupid Girl".
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Post by westendriot on Mar 21, 2006 18:24:42 GMT -5
Another point to add to the BJ comment, if she was willing to do that upon first meeting her, I would say no. I hate girls who are sluts, and sleep with anyone.
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Post by Boku AKA Da Green Guy on Mar 21, 2006 18:27:31 GMT -5
Another point to add to the BJ comment, if she was willing to do that upon first meeting her, I would say no. I hate girls who are very *friendly* persons, and sleep with anyone. I feel the same way. I like personality in a girl. If sex is the only thing that a girl has to offer, then I'd probably just walk away.
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Post by Scooter on Mar 21, 2006 18:29:36 GMT -5
Another point to add to the BJ comment, if she was willing to do that upon first meeting her, I would say no. I hate girls who are very *friendly* persons, and sleep with anyone. Amen to that. There's nothing wrong with turning down a BJ if you know that getting it would cause your urine to burn indefinitely. Far worse than being "kicked in the sack," no doubt.
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Post by ACG2x on Mar 22, 2006 0:42:49 GMT -5
In agreeance here.
ACG has two choices- A)- Get kicked swiftly in the junk OR B)- Get a BJ that will result in God knows how many STD's
I'll take the kick 100/100 times. A kick down low's pain goes away, the leaky pipe my unit will turn into's pain will never go away.
Plus, I couldn't stand washing all that caked on makeup off whatever part of my body Candice happened to kiss. I'm guessing you could chisel that stuff off with a pikax.
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Post by HRH The KING on Mar 22, 2006 0:54:27 GMT -5
No.
Neither do I.
Her or any of the other plastic "Divas".
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Post by bigwiggle on Mar 22, 2006 1:00:21 GMT -5
Candice = BUTTAFACE
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Post by Scott on Mar 22, 2006 1:24:08 GMT -5
I'd turn her down. If I really wanted some, I'd just get it somewhere else with someone I find appealing. I guess that's it. Appealing. If I can even call Candace passable in looks, it's the sex appeal of someone that really turns my crank. Most of the other divas have that appeal while Candace doesn't do it for me
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