Post by fw91 on Jan 12, 2012 13:28:58 GMT -5
Entrants:
21) Cody Rhodes
25) Mason Ryan
26) Zack Ryder
27) Curt Hawkins
28) Goldust
30) Darren Young
Eliminated:
4) R-Truth decides to be a bad R-Truth and mistakes Hornswoggle for Little Jimmy and brutally stomps him to a bloody pulp before tossing him over.
2) Jerry Lawler clotheslines Tyson Kidd out of the ring.
3) Justin Gabriel goes for the 450 splash, but R Truth being a bad R Truth hits him in the head with a water bottle while he is on the top rope, and sends him to the floor.
8) Michael Cole gloats to Jim Ross as he gets up saying He's going to win it all.
As he enters, he is promptly punched out of the ring by The King, much like 1997's Royal Rumble.
6) Jerry "The King" Lawler takes a spill out of the ring thanks to a well-placed kick from Derrick Bateman
12) Drew McIntyre hits the ring and charges Natalya but Natalya pulls the rope down and Drew goes tumbling out. Teddy Long comes out and implies that Drew may be fired next week.
7) & 9) Trent Baretta & Derrick Bateman are trying to eliminate each other near the ropes when Natalya comes from behind and manages to throw both men out of the ring.
10) There is only room for one diva in this match, as Beth Phoenix immediately enters and eliminates Natalya via clothesline.
1) Kofi Kingston is eliminated by his own tag team partner Evan Bourne, when a high knee meant for Otunga is ducked and instead hits Kofi.
16 and 11) John Laurinaitis and David Otunga work together to toss out Ricardo Rodriguez. However Johnny Ace proves he's Mr Excitement and unpredictable by kicking his lackey Otunga in the groin, then dumps him out.
14 and 13) Beth Phoenix uses her superior power to dump little Evan Bourne out of the ring, and Johnny Curtis quickly sneaks in from behind and hoists her out of the match.
17) As soon as he spots a certain Funkasaurus Johnny quickly starts to hightail out of the ring. However before he can eliminate himself in cowardly fashion, Johnny Curtis cuts him off at the pass and dropkicks him right in the face. This sends Laurinaitis stumbling back to his feet just in time to get a Jumping Downward Spiral thing via Truth. As he's now laying flat on the mat William Regal joins the fun and clinches on the Regal Stretch. It seems all three men have sympathy towards Clay and his being stuck with such a silly gimmick by the office. As Laurinaitis taps out desperately and tries to escape, Brodus finally makes his way into the ring, scoops him up off the mat, and launches him to the outside with an Exploder Suplex, baby!
15) Johnny Curtis gets destroyed by the big man that is Brodus Clay. Clay picks Curtis up and throws him out of the ring.
20) Michael McGillicutty is gone after Cody hits a Crossrhodes, then picks him up and tosses him out
24) Sin Cara flips over the ropes and as he stands, he is clotheslined out of the ring by Brodus as he continues his reign of terror in the ring.
18) William Regal reaches into his trunks for his brass knucks and tries to nail Titus but Titus ducks and backdrops Regal out
22) Titus is dumped by Brodus Clay for not being funky enough.
19) Brodus Clay takes a dance break after knocking everyone down (complete with the Brodette Dancers) before the Major Broskis team up to Clothesline him out of the ring.
23) Santino Marella charges Heath Slater as he enters, bellowing "COBRAAAAAAAAA!", but Slater's memories of GI Joe cause him to instinctively drop to one knee and back body drop Santino over the top.
5) R-Truth tries to hit Ryan with a water bottle and gets powerbombed out instead.
29) Heath Slater gets hit with the shattered dreams by Goldust, then pushed over the top, and out of the match
21) Cody Rhodes
25) Mason Ryan
26) Zack Ryder
27) Curt Hawkins
28) Goldust
30) Darren Young
Eliminated:
4) R-Truth decides to be a bad R-Truth and mistakes Hornswoggle for Little Jimmy and brutally stomps him to a bloody pulp before tossing him over.
2) Jerry Lawler clotheslines Tyson Kidd out of the ring.
3) Justin Gabriel goes for the 450 splash, but R Truth being a bad R Truth hits him in the head with a water bottle while he is on the top rope, and sends him to the floor.
8) Michael Cole gloats to Jim Ross as he gets up saying He's going to win it all.
As he enters, he is promptly punched out of the ring by The King, much like 1997's Royal Rumble.
6) Jerry "The King" Lawler takes a spill out of the ring thanks to a well-placed kick from Derrick Bateman
12) Drew McIntyre hits the ring and charges Natalya but Natalya pulls the rope down and Drew goes tumbling out. Teddy Long comes out and implies that Drew may be fired next week.
7) & 9) Trent Baretta & Derrick Bateman are trying to eliminate each other near the ropes when Natalya comes from behind and manages to throw both men out of the ring.
10) There is only room for one diva in this match, as Beth Phoenix immediately enters and eliminates Natalya via clothesline.
1) Kofi Kingston is eliminated by his own tag team partner Evan Bourne, when a high knee meant for Otunga is ducked and instead hits Kofi.
16 and 11) John Laurinaitis and David Otunga work together to toss out Ricardo Rodriguez. However Johnny Ace proves he's Mr Excitement and unpredictable by kicking his lackey Otunga in the groin, then dumps him out.
14 and 13) Beth Phoenix uses her superior power to dump little Evan Bourne out of the ring, and Johnny Curtis quickly sneaks in from behind and hoists her out of the match.
17) As soon as he spots a certain Funkasaurus Johnny quickly starts to hightail out of the ring. However before he can eliminate himself in cowardly fashion, Johnny Curtis cuts him off at the pass and dropkicks him right in the face. This sends Laurinaitis stumbling back to his feet just in time to get a Jumping Downward Spiral thing via Truth. As he's now laying flat on the mat William Regal joins the fun and clinches on the Regal Stretch. It seems all three men have sympathy towards Clay and his being stuck with such a silly gimmick by the office. As Laurinaitis taps out desperately and tries to escape, Brodus finally makes his way into the ring, scoops him up off the mat, and launches him to the outside with an Exploder Suplex, baby!
15) Johnny Curtis gets destroyed by the big man that is Brodus Clay. Clay picks Curtis up and throws him out of the ring.
20) Michael McGillicutty is gone after Cody hits a Crossrhodes, then picks him up and tosses him out
24) Sin Cara flips over the ropes and as he stands, he is clotheslined out of the ring by Brodus as he continues his reign of terror in the ring.
18) William Regal reaches into his trunks for his brass knucks and tries to nail Titus but Titus ducks and backdrops Regal out
22) Titus is dumped by Brodus Clay for not being funky enough.
19) Brodus Clay takes a dance break after knocking everyone down (complete with the Brodette Dancers) before the Major Broskis team up to Clothesline him out of the ring.
23) Santino Marella charges Heath Slater as he enters, bellowing "COBRAAAAAAAAA!", but Slater's memories of GI Joe cause him to instinctively drop to one knee and back body drop Santino over the top.
5) R-Truth tries to hit Ryan with a water bottle and gets powerbombed out instead.
29) Heath Slater gets hit with the shattered dreams by Goldust, then pushed over the top, and out of the match