Cactus Punk
Tommy Wiseau
Loyal ROHbot until the day Vince decides he needs a new "development" territory...
Posts: 66
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Post by Cactus Punk on Mar 21, 2006 16:38:41 GMT -5
To help save her man Edge at Wrestlemania, Lita slaps Cactus into Mankind mode, then into Dude Love mode. Dude then decides to forego his Hardcore match with Edge at WM and instead form a tag team with RVD. The team is called "The Acid Trip", and has the two play a pair of high-on hippies. Needless to say, only one has to actually act their part. Alright, when did they film Weekend at Bernies 3? And where can I get a copy? Though his timing was dubious at best, Shane-O-Mac finally revealed himself as Jesus' second coming. His first order of business? Find Mordicai and Russo and rehire those men! Cena: One of dees days, Alice! Ona dees days! Pow! Right in da kissa! HBK: I hope Hollywood is paying attention tonite in case they need an extra for Planet of the Apes 2! (Sorry, but he does kinda look like a gorrilla there, doncha think?) Mankind (off camera): Mmmm! Kinky!
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Post by Virt McGirt on Mar 21, 2006 19:36:48 GMT -5
Wake up (wake up) Grab a brush and Put a little makeup I just crossed the feeling with a shakeup Why'd you leave the keys up on the table? Here we go create another fable (You wanted to) "Would you believe this is how Candice's bedroom actually looks?" (reads dumb, but it's a Get Smart reference, so I just had to sneak it in) Overjoyed over the sudden IWC love on her heel turn, Mickie tried her hand at "I DONT KNOOOW!!!!" And now, sons on trampolines.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Mar 21, 2006 20:23:26 GMT -5
Ashley (After Mickie removes mouth gag): I already told you I'm not seeing Trish in a relationship; you can torture me all you want. Mickie: Torture you? That's a good idea. I like that. "STUCK IN THE MIDDLE WITH YOU" Plays over the P.A Do I dare do the 'For Whats in That Box' gag that I did two weeks ago again? Nah/
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Mar 21, 2006 20:42:56 GMT -5
Isn't that the same bed Muhammad Hassan used at the Great American Bash last year?
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Post by lildude8218 on Mar 21, 2006 22:57:43 GMT -5
Ashley (After Mickie removes mouth gag): I already told you I'm not seeing Trish in a relationship; you can torture me all you want. Mickie: Torture you? That's a good idea. I like that. "STUCK IN THE MIDDLE WITH YOU" Plays over the P.A +10 points for you
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Post by tigermask on Mar 22, 2006 0:20:46 GMT -5
Come to think of it, the guy on the left kinda does look like Paul London... And the guy on the right looks like Kid Kash! I think WWE's trying to tell us something. Is he even around?
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