Post by Drillbit Taylor on Jan 14, 2012 10:51:47 GMT -5
Entrants
22) Mr. Perfect
25) CM Punk
26) Harley Race
28) Ricky Steamboat
29) Fit Finlay
30) Sgt. Slaughter
Eliminations:
4) Ernest "The Cat" Miller still hasn't learned his lesson and just dances. He is then hit with an Angle slam, then met a with a high impact clohtesline from hell from JBL that sends him over the top.
2) Matt Striker is marking out, bro, when he spots Christy Hemme bouncing down to the ring. As he stands in a stupor staring at her "bazongas", JBL shakes his head and clotheslines the man into oblivion. He then hefts up the former teacher and chucks him high over the top rope and to the outside.
1) and 3) As Angle and JBL stare at Lita and Hemme in disbelief at who's been allowed to enter the rumble, Ted DiBiase comes out and pays both men off to eliminate themselves leaving the elder DiBiase and the two women in the ring.
5 and 6) Dibiase then pays of both divas to take their tops off. Both girls reluctantly agree, and while they parade around their goodies to the crowd they are met with a an ultimate heel act as Dibiase and Rude each clothesine a girl over the top. Dibiase does his obnoxious laugh, and Rude also smilesm but their smirks disappear when the buzzer sounds off and his next opponent comes through the curtain...
9) Monsoon manhandles both Rude and DiBiase and is joined by Piper.
Some tag action takes place until Heenan gets on the apron to distract Monsoon. Rude quickly takes advantage dumping the massive Monsoon over the ropes. Monsoon then chases Heenan to the back leaving Piper at a 2 on 1 disadvantage.
12) Fuji throws salt in Vickie's face and she is clotheslined over by Piper.
13) Johnny Polo tries to get the fans behind him, but only one person in the crowd even knows who he is. He looks down disappointedly, allowing Rick Rude to rock him with an Uppercut that sends him out of the match.
11) Al Snow is backbodied drop out by D'Lo Brown
7) Patterson and Brisco team up to dump out DiBiase
14) Mr. Fuji attempts to throw salt in the eyes of Flair, but Flair ducks and is able to chop Mr Fuji several times until the falls over the ropes and to the floor.
17 and 20) Tazz and Jerry Lawler rekindle their ECW rivalry, distracting them long enough for McMahon's Stooges (Patterson and Brisco) to eliminate them.
16) D'Lo Brown gets low blowed by Flair and pushed over by Piper
8) Brisco & Patterson double teamed Rick Rude and managed to toss him out of the ring.
19) Flair and Perfect team up to break up the stooges and they dump out Patterson
15) Ventura slams Gerald Brisco out of the ring.
24) Everybody gangs up on Otunga like he's much larger then he really is to eliminate the only non-legend or main eventer in the ring. Everyone celebrates with high fives and hugs until they realize what they're doing, then they all get back to brawling.
27) Eric Bischoff comes into the ring, and tires to form a WCW alliance with everybody in the ring to dump out Punk. However as soon as Bischoff turns around he is met with a GTS and is dumped out.
10) Roddy Piper hooks Jesse Ventura in a Sleeper Hold. Jesse got up and was carrying Piper on his back he got to the ropes and dumped the Hot Rod out of the ring.
23) CM Punk flips Michael P.S. Hayes out of the ring.
21) Steamboat dropkicks The Body out of the ring.
18) Ric Flair gets perfectplexed out of the ring
22) Mr. Perfect
25) CM Punk
26) Harley Race
28) Ricky Steamboat
29) Fit Finlay
30) Sgt. Slaughter
Eliminations:
4) Ernest "The Cat" Miller still hasn't learned his lesson and just dances. He is then hit with an Angle slam, then met a with a high impact clohtesline from hell from JBL that sends him over the top.
2) Matt Striker is marking out, bro, when he spots Christy Hemme bouncing down to the ring. As he stands in a stupor staring at her "bazongas", JBL shakes his head and clotheslines the man into oblivion. He then hefts up the former teacher and chucks him high over the top rope and to the outside.
1) and 3) As Angle and JBL stare at Lita and Hemme in disbelief at who's been allowed to enter the rumble, Ted DiBiase comes out and pays both men off to eliminate themselves leaving the elder DiBiase and the two women in the ring.
5 and 6) Dibiase then pays of both divas to take their tops off. Both girls reluctantly agree, and while they parade around their goodies to the crowd they are met with a an ultimate heel act as Dibiase and Rude each clothesine a girl over the top. Dibiase does his obnoxious laugh, and Rude also smilesm but their smirks disappear when the buzzer sounds off and his next opponent comes through the curtain...
9) Monsoon manhandles both Rude and DiBiase and is joined by Piper.
Some tag action takes place until Heenan gets on the apron to distract Monsoon. Rude quickly takes advantage dumping the massive Monsoon over the ropes. Monsoon then chases Heenan to the back leaving Piper at a 2 on 1 disadvantage.
12) Fuji throws salt in Vickie's face and she is clotheslined over by Piper.
13) Johnny Polo tries to get the fans behind him, but only one person in the crowd even knows who he is. He looks down disappointedly, allowing Rick Rude to rock him with an Uppercut that sends him out of the match.
11) Al Snow is backbodied drop out by D'Lo Brown
7) Patterson and Brisco team up to dump out DiBiase
14) Mr. Fuji attempts to throw salt in the eyes of Flair, but Flair ducks and is able to chop Mr Fuji several times until the falls over the ropes and to the floor.
17 and 20) Tazz and Jerry Lawler rekindle their ECW rivalry, distracting them long enough for McMahon's Stooges (Patterson and Brisco) to eliminate them.
16) D'Lo Brown gets low blowed by Flair and pushed over by Piper
8) Brisco & Patterson double teamed Rick Rude and managed to toss him out of the ring.
19) Flair and Perfect team up to break up the stooges and they dump out Patterson
15) Ventura slams Gerald Brisco out of the ring.
24) Everybody gangs up on Otunga like he's much larger then he really is to eliminate the only non-legend or main eventer in the ring. Everyone celebrates with high fives and hugs until they realize what they're doing, then they all get back to brawling.
27) Eric Bischoff comes into the ring, and tires to form a WCW alliance with everybody in the ring to dump out Punk. However as soon as Bischoff turns around he is met with a GTS and is dumped out.
10) Roddy Piper hooks Jesse Ventura in a Sleeper Hold. Jesse got up and was carrying Piper on his back he got to the ropes and dumped the Hot Rod out of the ring.
23) CM Punk flips Michael P.S. Hayes out of the ring.
21) Steamboat dropkicks The Body out of the ring.
18) Ric Flair gets perfectplexed out of the ring