So, under the influence, I'm a big AJ mark

[turkeysandwich]

So I went to the dentist today and got the gas. When I started feeling loopy, for whatever reason, I started telling the hygienist about Big Show running over AJ, and I told her that AJ is "only 95 pounds and he's like 400." I knew I was saying it, but I didn't know why I was telling her that. Also, while the dentist was drilling I kept wondering if AJ was in the ceiling.

I mean AJ is one of my favorites, but it is really weird that she or anything WWE related would be on mind while I was at the dentist.

Anyway, ever done something like this?

[Captain2]

Once when drunk I forced my friend to watch Smackdown and got angry when he said Mark Henry was the best, that three years ago.

[perkleton]

haha that is amazing.

last thing like this was being drunk, coming back in from town and watching macho man dvd and being really dumfounded how everything he did was so amazing.

wrestlings great under the influence sometimes

[Deleted]

Sometimes?

Wrestling is amazing while drunk.

Every move, every promo, and every line of commentary seems so epic and important, and the lame storylines seem like works of art.

[perkleton]

Jan 26, 2012 15:06:50 GMT -5 @therealoblivion said:

Sometimes?

Wrestling is amazing while drunk.

Every move, every promo, and every line of commentary seems so epic and important, and the lame storylines seem like works of art.

haha i know right. i need more friends who are into it who arent straight edge so we can get a ppv and drink beers. wish england was more like america in the way that theyll show it at a bar

[Virt McGirt]

Jan 26, 2012 14:16:17 GMT -5 turkeysandwich said:

So I went to the dentist today and got the gas. When I started feeling loopy, for whatever reason, I started telling the hygienist about Big Show running over AJ, and I told her that AJ is "only 95 pounds and he's like 400." I knew I was saying it, but I didn't know why I was telling her that. Also, while the dentist was drilling I kept wondering if AJ was in the ceiling.

I mean AJ is one of my favorites, but it is really weird that she or anything WWE related would be on mind while I was at the dentist.

Anyway, ever done something like this?

(Coincidentally, that cat's name is A.J. )

[Chronos]

Sleep deprivation does good things to wrestling as well. For me, at least.

[The Doctor]

That is the most I have ever laughed at something on this forum! Brilliant stuff.

I am imagining you saying "She's only 95 pounds" in the same way Daniel Bryan said it to Big Show!

[Kitty Shamrocks]

I once yelled "YOU CAN'T BREAK KAYFABE" at a friend while drunk. Man did he have no clue what I was talking about.

["Gentleman" AJ Powell]

I remember watching the Summerslam that had Nexus Vs WWE with friends, all of us quite out of it, and when Gabriel hit the 450 on Cena, one dude literally burst into tears and sat on the floor blubbering, but when Cena kicked out, he looked like a kid on christmas morning. Dude usually hates wrestling, but became the biggest mark ever when drunk!

[therageofeeyore]

I lived in a party house when the Benoit (my all time favorite before...well...) murders happened.....as soon as I got home from work, a buddy that was a casual fan told me about the murders....and i was like AWW F***!!?!?!?! And everybody was in the room looking at me funny. The rest of the summer, every night we were drinking, you could usually here somebody yell "BENWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" at least a couple times...just trying to piss me off....haha

Don't know if that was on topic or not....but the story does involve both beer and wrestling.

[rapidfire187]

Jan 26, 2012 15:06:50 GMT -5 @therealoblivion said:

Sometimes?

Wrestling is amazing while drunk.

Every move, every promo, and every line of commentary seems so epic and important, and the lame storylines seem like works of art.

I agree, especially live! It's a shame beer costs so much at the events.

[Todd Pettengill]

Committing wellness violations & watching entertainments with friends can be a lot of fun.

[Greer]

When drunk, which is almost everyday for me...my favorites are Christian, Jericho, and Punk. I mean I will do all of their mannerisms, quotes and talk about how great they are all day.

[modestgenius]

I watched Smackdown at bar once when we were out and Big Show Vs ADR seemed like the greatest match ever to me, they nailed the psychology perfectly (in my drunken mind)

[keezy]

When I'm drunk I go Kurt Angle style and challenge people to try and take me down, I only lose cause I'm drunk.

[Codebreaker]

I had two friends over once (one of them is now my boyfriend), and after a few drinks, I went on a tirade explaining why I love wrestling so much. At the time, neither of them had seen a match in their lives. I went through my DVDs and picked out Mankind vs. Undertaker, HIAC. We all marked out throughout the whole thing and sold it to each other like death. They were so hyped up on Foley, so I followed it up with The Rock's I Quit match with Mankind. They were in damn near tears like "Stop it Rock! Stop it! You're hurting hiiiim!!!!"

Even today, my boyfriend will happily watch matches with me when drunk. We watched, amongst other matches, Davey vs. Tyler at ROH's Death Before Dishonor a few weeks ago. And when it was all over, I turned to him and was like "DUDE! We just watched the same two guys wrestle for 45 minutes! Wrap your head around that." and he was like "THOSE TWO GUYS ARE MEN. REAL MEN."

[2 Cold Scorkum]

A couple years ago, I went to a bar in Bloomington where my friend who was a bartender had a "happy afternoon" on Fridays from 4-9. Me and my friends would go every week because the guy would supply with us a ludicrous amount of cheap(or free!) drinks. Anway, 8 PM rolls around, I've had a few drinks, and the bar isn't too busy so I ask my bartender friend if he'll turn it to Smackdown! He does so. The bouncer comes up to me and asks "Hey, so you're into this stuff?" We begin talking, he says that he used to watch wrestling(which pretty much everyone I've ever known says) but he's fallen out of the loop. Of course, after talking to him for a few minutes, I realize this guy totally still catches Raw and Smackdown every week. 2 girls come by and say something along the lines of "Do we have to watch this? We want to change the channel" and I screamed "Hellllllllllllll noooooooooooooo!" Another friend of mine at the bar told me that I talked to that guy for two hours straight about wrestling. It was a fun night!

[zeez]

Jan 26, 2012 16:32:45 GMT -5 Virt McGirt said:

Jan 26, 2012 14:16:17 GMT -5 turkeysandwich said:

So I went to the dentist today and got the gas. When I started feeling loopy, for whatever reason, I started telling the hygienist about Big Show running over AJ, and I told her that AJ is "only 95 pounds and he's like 400." I knew I was saying it, but I didn't know why I was telling her that. Also, while the dentist was drilling I kept wondering if AJ was in the ceiling.

I mean AJ is one of my favorites, but it is really weird that she or anything WWE related would be on mind while I was at the dentist.

Anyway, ever done something like this?

(Coincidentally, that cat's name is A.J. )

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! THE DRUGS ARE TAKING EFFECT!!!!!!!! KILL IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! KILL IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN YOU BIG SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[molson5]

Jan 26, 2012 15:06:50 GMT -5 @therealoblivion said:

Sometimes?

Wrestling is amazing while drunk.

Every move, every promo, and every line of commentary seems so epic and important, and the lame storylines seem like works of art.

That is so true.

I still remember being boozed up in college once and seeing Jeff Jarrett hit the Fabulous Moolah with a guitar and putting Mae Young in the figure four. I was captivated, it was like the most amazing moment in entertainment I had ever experienced.