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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Oct 8, 2011 7:27:52 GMT -5
"I finally understand, I wasn't waiting to kill people. I was waiting for someone to kill me. A man like you, you're a hero. Please, set me free."
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Oct 8, 2011 7:28:44 GMT -5
"This is sickening, you all sound like chapters from a self help booklet."
--- Kefka: Simply the best.
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Post by Citizen Snips on Oct 8, 2011 7:36:21 GMT -5
"Quick question: Where do you think this game fits in continuity?" -Deadpool, Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions
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Post by jrcz on Oct 8, 2011 8:06:27 GMT -5
"Mhhhmhmhhhqhhh"
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Oct 8, 2011 8:09:41 GMT -5
Toasty!
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Oct 8, 2011 8:26:03 GMT -5
I can't stop iiiittt! - Star Fox 64 (Macbeth Boss Train Driver)
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Post by Deleted on Oct 8, 2011 8:30:57 GMT -5
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Oct 8, 2011 8:33:17 GMT -5
Impossible is just a word people use to make themselves feel better when they quit.
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Post by Ash Kingston on Oct 8, 2011 8:55:51 GMT -5
I've got two sets of quotes that I love, both from World of WarCraft (and, specifically, The Burning Crusade).
The first is from the Shade of Aran, in Karazhan. "Yes, yes, my son is quite powerful... but I have powers of my own!" "I am not some simple jester! I am Nielas Aran!" "I'll show you! This beaten dog still has some teeth!"
And the second, voiced by Cam Clarke, is Nexus-Prince Shaffar, from the Mana Tombs. I really love these quotes because they come off as the boss actually talking to you...
"What is this? Oh... you must forgive me, but I was not expecting company. As you can see, we are... somewhat preoccupied right now. But no matter! As I am a gracious host, I will tend to you... personally." "Ah, we have not been properly introduced." "An epic battle! How exciting!" "I have longed for a good adventure!" "I have such fascinating things to show you!" "And now, we part company!" "It has been... entertaining." "I must bid you... farewell..."
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Oct 8, 2011 9:32:43 GMT -5
"A living corpse! How quaint!" - Shuma-Gorath to Hsien-Ko in Marvel vs Capcom 3
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jagilki
Patti Mayonnaise
Nobody notices him; No, we noticed him
f*** Cancer
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Post by jagilki on Oct 8, 2011 9:39:24 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Oct 8, 2011 12:26:44 GMT -5
Dr. Nefarious: Well, I'll beat that moron at his own game!
Lawrence: If anyone's equipped to beat a moron at his own game, it's you, sir.
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Ratchet: *to Clank's evil double* Hey look, Clank! There's Dr. Nefarious! And there's Clank! They...kidnapped you. Isn't that something? I should be feeling really stupid right now.
-Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Oct 8, 2011 12:28:39 GMT -5
I AM THE YELLOW MUSTARD OF YOUR DOOM!
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Krimzon
Crow T. Robot
This guy is the man!
R.I.P. Deadpool
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Post by Krimzon on Oct 8, 2011 12:58:29 GMT -5
@0:20 in. (language warning)
The entire scene. Deadpool is just awesome.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 8, 2011 14:06:50 GMT -5
A bee I am not... I'm from 10 years in the future. And, in the future, all is devastation... Giygas, the universal cosmic destroyer, sent all to the horror of eternal darkness... ..... However, you must listen! Where I am from, there is a well-known legend that has been handed down from ancient times. It says "When the chosen boy reaches the point, he will find the light. The passing of time will shatter the nightmare rock and will reveal the path of light." You see, it is my opinion that you are that boy, Ness. This I believe... ..... Giygas' monstrous plan must have been set in motion somewhere on Earth... If you start to confront the enemy immediately, you may have time to counter the evil intentions of Giygas. Three things are of the utmost importance: wisdom, courage, and friendship. ...The legends from the ancient times tell of three boys and a girl who defeat Giygas. ...I will tell you more later. Go now! And do not be anxious about the future. You have much work to do, Ness. Did you listen to what I told you? Thank you for listening to my long story. You are as exceptional as I expected you to be...
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Post by Hurbster on Oct 8, 2011 19:01:13 GMT -5
Stop poking me !
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Post by hypnoticgenes on Oct 8, 2011 19:31:30 GMT -5
Sniffit: Booster sir. There is a 70% chance that the thing you are standing on IS the cake.
Booster: This thing's a cake?
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Dennis Stamp
Soaring like eagles on pogo sticks.
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Post by Wailing Fungus on Oct 8, 2011 19:58:05 GMT -5
"Manny, until now we scraped across the ground like rats, but from now on, we soar! Like eagles! Yeah! LIKE EAGLES ... ON ... POGO STICKS!"
... once again, I have to reinstall Grim Fandango.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Oct 8, 2011 20:10:37 GMT -5
"Did that woman say she was a nanny? Because Freddy needs a nanny because he's been a very naughty boy!"
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Post by Deleted on Oct 8, 2011 20:11:52 GMT -5
"...a female spy? THIS BITCH IS WEARING PERFUME!"
"This is the greatest handgun ever made. The Colt Single Action Army. Six bullets...more than enough to kill anything that moves. Now I'll show you why they call me...Revolver."
"[Full-contact sparring is] supervised, of course. Nobody's going to risk an injury that interferes with the mission, and it's a good way to settle grudges amicably. I remember right before one mission--we were about to hit a Batarian pirate squad. Very risky. This recon scout and I had been at each others' throats. Nerves, mostly. She suggested we settle it in the ring...actually, she and I were the top-ranked hand-to-hand specialists on the ship. I had reach, but she had flexibility. It was brutal. After nine rounds, the judge called it a draw. There were a lot of unhappy betters in the training room. We uh...ended up holding a tiebreaker in her quarters. I had reach...but she had flexibility. More than one way to work off stress, I guess."
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