Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone. Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Sept 28, 2011 17:21:07 GMT -5
She’s clever; the vampire story clearly wouldn’t work when she appeared on camera so she added that she was also a werewolf. It will also explain how she’s able to swear on the bible. Of course the next full moon will ruin that story, unless the vampire traits stop the transformation.
Yep it’s impossible to disprove.
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Jiren
Patti Mayonnaise
Hearts Bayformers
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Post by Jiren on Sept 28, 2011 17:40:53 GMT -5
Watch Videogames get the blame.
Seems commonplace to blame all the worlds problems on them.
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spec
Hank Scorpio
Bum Wiping Aficionado
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Post by spec on Sept 28, 2011 18:14:32 GMT -5
Quick we have to kill the girl! - How'd you know she's a vampire? She's a vampire?! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *runs away*
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Celgress
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Superior One
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Post by Celgress on Sept 28, 2011 18:42:27 GMT -5
If I was the judge I'd say alright honey prove it, transform or do something else supernatural. If you can, I'll let you go.
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TCA
Don Corleone
Always on my mind
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Post by TCA on Sept 28, 2011 22:02:26 GMT -5
On a serious note I've drank a female's blood before and I've had a girl drink my blood. There's nothing wrong with blood sharing between two people if they're in a commited relationship and clean. Obviously don't approve of the whole vampire cult like murder in this case though. Yeah, you can swallow a pint of blood before you get sick ;D
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Sept 28, 2011 22:09:01 GMT -5
If I was the judge I'd say alright honey prove it, transform or do something else supernatural. If you can, I'll let you go. Pretty much. Turn into a bat, or go to jail.
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
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Post by bob on Sept 28, 2011 22:13:57 GMT -5
my money says somehow Twilight is blamed by media for this even though this girl is seemingly out of her mind
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Post by Starshine on Sept 28, 2011 22:15:21 GMT -5
How does she know she's a vampire? Did she look in a mirror?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 28, 2011 23:15:58 GMT -5
As I've been doing a chapter of one of my comics about vampires, I lay claim to being responsible with all of the sweet, sweet publicity that comes with it.
Wait, wait, no werewolves. Damn. If she's only said she was a half-weremole...
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 29, 2011 0:09:13 GMT -5
Too bad she wasn't one of the Reapers from Blade 2. A open-and-close case right there.
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Post by Young Game on Sept 29, 2011 0:22:35 GMT -5
SHE'S THE DAUGHTER OF CRACKULA!!
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hassanchop
Grimlock
Who are you to doubt Belldandy?
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Post by hassanchop on Sept 29, 2011 6:41:36 GMT -5
How does she know she's a vampire? Did she look in a mirror? Maybe she'll make up some rule where they can?
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Dragonfly
Samurai Cop
...is no Barry Windham.
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Post by Dragonfly on Sept 29, 2011 10:31:16 GMT -5
She’s clever; the vampire story clearly wouldn’t work when she appeared on camera so she added that she was also a werewolf. It will also explain how she’s able to swear on the bible. Of course the next full moon will ruin that story, unless the vampire traits stop the transformation. Yep it’s impossible to disprove. I've read a few things that used lycanthropy as a metaphor for conquering your fears. She could always say that's what she meant.
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riseofsetian1981
King Koopa
"I met him fifteen years ago. I was told there was nothing left."
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Post by riseofsetian1981 on Sept 29, 2011 10:34:21 GMT -5
The girl isn't crazy. If she was crazy she would've tried to kill herself or would've actually done it, trust me when I say she isn't insane. She's just trying to use an excuse for doing what she did and she went with the most over the top, dumbest, and least likely to succeed plea.
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Sept 29, 2011 14:47:02 GMT -5
Vampire rape. Crap man, I mean - what do you do with that? You say vampire rape like it's a bad thing.
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Post by Savage Gambino on Sept 29, 2011 15:08:19 GMT -5
Damn. I almost pine for the days when we blamed everything on divorce, hip-hop, and Marilyn. I mean, sure, the girl's out of her mind, but if we just go with that, we can't ban or protest anything. It would be a waste of good outrage!
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Allie Kitsune
Crow T. Robot
Always Feelin' Foxy.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Sept 29, 2011 15:19:56 GMT -5
Damn. I almost pine for the days when we blamed everything on divorce, hip-hop, and Marilyn. I mean, sure, the girl's out of her mind, but if we just go with that, we can't ban or protest anything. It would be a waste of good outrage! It's 2011. If you're not protesting something, you're dead inside.
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ICBM
King Koopa
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Post by ICBM on Sept 29, 2011 21:30:33 GMT -5
Nobody ever just blanketly blames rap music, video games, soap operas ect. for violence, disrespect toward women or what have you. They explain the connection and list it as a contributing factor. Spin does the rest. If this girl had never ever heard of vampires or werewolves from books tv ect, she would not have said "I'm a half vampire/werewolf and had to feed". If you never knew what weed was called until you listened to The Chronic, you would have called it pot or marijuana. You are influenced by all types of stimulus; books, tv, music, trends in school, what your parents said, did or didn't say or do. Deny it if u like but it won't make it any less true. Ultimately the individual makes the choice on what they do but it is based on what they know, believe or see and that comes from all of the stimulus around you.
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Magician under the moonlight
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Always Beaten To The Punchline. Always.
A magician and a thief. That's Badass
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Post by Magician under the moonlight on Sept 29, 2011 22:00:30 GMT -5
If she is a vampire and a werewolf, why is she walking in daylight?
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Oct 1, 2011 17:58:20 GMT -5
If she is a vampire and a werewolf, why is she walking in daylight? Duh ... everyone knows half vampires are Daywalkers. Its flippin' Science!
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