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Post by Steveweiser on Jan 31, 2012 11:40:48 GMT -5
This week on the Throwdown Lowdown, Death Rey presents... herself stomping Jakob Hammermeier to death.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 31, 2012 14:00:27 GMT -5
So, with my name all set up on FAN, and the next batch of weekend shows a month away (I'd figure once the card is fully official; 8 matches and such, I'll write the hype article), I need to do a couple articles to keep the flow going. Any recommendations of what you guys want to see?
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Jan 31, 2012 14:16:41 GMT -5
Can you do an in depth article on the sad downword spiral of Lince Dorado?
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jan 31, 2012 14:50:02 GMT -5
1/31/2012: Nothing in life is free. If you want something you have to earn it. With hard work, respect and integrity. One cannot simply walk into Asgard and claim to be a god because he found passage through some back door along the Bifrost bridge. Everyone knows that to even cross Asbru you must first pass Heimdall. Gran Akuma thinks he's the exception to the rule though. He believes that by simply hopping a guard rail, jumping into a ring and accepting challenges while kicking sand bags in his secret lair that he can saunter into CHIKARA and be back on the roster. Well I say nay good sir, you shall not pass so easily. Gran Akuma was cast out of the CHIKARA locker room over a year ago. I thought by pedigreeing his face off, I sent a very clear message: "your services are no longer needed." Then in November, after every match I'd win, I'd turn around to see Gran Akuma. So what, now he's back from outer space, brooding around the locker room with that sad look upon his face. I'm willing to bet you thought I'd crumble, that I'd just lay down and die, but oh not I. I earned my spot on the CHIKARA roster. If you want back in Akuma, you must earn your way back. You can't just step into the ring with me 'cause you think you can wrestle. So I've decided, since I'm such a gracious fellow, to give you a shot to earn your way up to being able to step into the ring with me again. You want back into CHIKARA fulltime? You want to get your hands on me? Prove it. Overcome what I have in store for you. Let's institute a trial series, Mr. Vavasseur. Do or die, I say. If you can overcome the matches I align, you'll have earned your way back to CHIKARA and perhaps a rematch with the world's greatest - moi. ICARUS Like him or not, Icarus just shot Akuma with a double-barreled shotgun filled with 12-gauge rounds of TRUTH right there.
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Jan 31, 2012 17:30:47 GMT -5
What your you talking about? Claudio was allowed to just saunter back in, Jigsaw hopped the guard rail, and Icarus is not the world's greatest (and that is a 12-gauge full of TRUTH)
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Jan 31, 2012 17:55:32 GMT -5
SON OF A BEESTING!!! no UltraMantis dvd today. looks like someone is goin to have to be sacrificed
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jan 31, 2012 17:56:46 GMT -5
Claudio didn't saunter in, he snuck back in as a Ice Cream. Lazy bastard didn't even make himself chocolate. Same Banana Cream flavour as Ice Cream Jr...
And the ways Jigsaw *really* got back in....aren't likely to be family-friendly.
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Post by Mayonnaise on Jan 31, 2012 18:15:57 GMT -5
Smart Mark Video anyone find the easter eggs on their UltraMantis dvds yet?
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Post by Inspector_SpaceTime on Jan 31, 2012 23:48:12 GMT -5
Yes and they are awesome
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Post by Deleted on Feb 1, 2012 0:16:31 GMT -5
So, with my name all set up on FAN, and the next batch of weekend shows a month away (I'd figure once the card is fully official; 8 matches and such, I'll write the hype article), I need to do a couple articles to keep the flow going. Any recommendations of what you guys want to see? Maybe you can talk about past shows, or the storylines of the company to get new people into it more quickly.
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Steveweiser
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Post by Steveweiser on Feb 1, 2012 9:29:56 GMT -5
This week: What would your last meal be?
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Post by Steveweiser on Feb 1, 2012 9:33:32 GMT -5
Atomicos for Long Island!
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Post by Steveweiser on Feb 1, 2012 9:35:49 GMT -5
2/1/2012: Good day, Icarus. Director of Fun Wink Vavasseur here. We've met, I believe. You're the one with the tattoo, right? I realize that I am not the first DoF in CHIKARA history, while you, on the other hand, have been around since the start. Maybe the people that came before me allowed the wrestlers to simply run amok and make up the rules as they go. Well, that's not exactly the upper-management style my pappy Connie taught me. And you know who the upper-management around here is? It's me, Wink Vavasseur. I don't like my underlings trying to steal my thunder, and I don't like being intimidated either. Are you listening, Mister Grand Champion? This is not how business is conducted on my watch. It was just a couple years ago that a change in the Board of Directors here allowed a more, let's say, "permissive" DoF named Dieter to make a royal mess of things. Some people were removed. Some were replaced. Cooler heads prevailed. And cooler heads named a new Director of Fun. Again, that's me, Wink Vavasseur. Not some sleazeball with ugly back art or some unshaven street brawler. Are you following me? This is a PROFESSIONAL wrestling company under MY control. What I say goes. And what I say is this - the ideas, the direction, the matches, they come from me. In fact, I have one of those "From the desk of …" customizable notepads with WINK VAVASSEUR printed across the top, in all-capital letters so there's no mistake who it's coming from: It's coming from me! So, starting in February, Grand Akuma, you will begin a series of matches to determine if you deserve a spot on the fulltime roster. I'm not sure who you will be facing just yet, but I'll figure it out. Or maybe you have some suggestions. Either way, that's what I've come up with. From the desk of Wink Vavasseur, in all-capital letters. WV
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Feb 1, 2012 10:52:10 GMT -5
Match #1: Brodie Lee
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Post by Methusael86 on Feb 1, 2012 13:17:16 GMT -5
Did they ever announce how they decide contendership for the Grand Championship?
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Post by mjolnir on Feb 1, 2012 13:41:04 GMT -5
Did they ever announce how they decide contendership for the Grand Championship? Not yet. I feel bad for CHIKARA, in a way, their storyline with Wink kind of got used before they could pull the trigger on it by the WWE. The similarity between the Johnny Ace situation and Wink's is pretty obvious. A yes, man, clueless office dope gets power and it starts to go to his head. Hopefully there's a different end game and so the similarity doesn't continue. Also I liked after all that huffing and puffing Wink did Icarus' suggestion anyways.
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Post by kidkamikaze10 on Feb 1, 2012 13:43:44 GMT -5
This. And I want it to be as brutal as the UMB match. Or more.
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Post by Steveweiser on Feb 1, 2012 14:42:19 GMT -5
I have my UMB DVD...
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Feb 1, 2012 18:39:33 GMT -5
I'm still waiting for mine...
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Post by Deleted on Feb 1, 2012 19:08:19 GMT -5
My brother has his copy with him at his girlfriend's so...yeah, sad panda. Although I do have Del Rey's set, so that should tide me over.
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