HBL
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This is what yoga does to you.
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Post by HBL on Feb 1, 2012 21:28:00 GMT -5
You made me laugh out loud at 4.30 a.m,congrats.
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Krimzon
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R.I.P. Deadpool
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Post by Krimzon on Feb 1, 2012 21:32:27 GMT -5
One of her farts is gonna KO Kharma, isn't it? Divas Champion Kharma will have her up for the Implant Buster, only for Natalya to fart directly in her face. The smell will be so powerful, it'll cause Kharma to momentarily black out and fall, with Natalya landing right on top of her. Farting, babyface Natalya will defeat the monster Kharma for the Divas Championship.
Now that the thought has entered my head, I 100% believe this idea has been pitched in a creative meeting.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Feb 1, 2012 21:32:53 GMT -5
I thought the point of a wrestling company was to make money. In what universe is anyone going to pay to see her rip one?
Although, she could take 'Excuse me' away from Vickie...
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Feb 1, 2012 21:34:54 GMT -5
Thank you! The over reactions over this is bordering on ridiculous, and I'm a Natalya fan. It's not an overreaction. Nor does it have to represent the world ending in order to be criticised. It's a silly gimmick that is wasting a talented wrestler. That's why people are bewildered at WWE's stupidity. Seriously. The only people overreacting happen to be the ones who say "You're overreacting". It's just a message board. If someone gets pissed about it what the hell does it matter? And what does it matter to you for that matter?
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zeez
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by zeez on Feb 1, 2012 21:38:47 GMT -5
Is this the only way she can get TV time? She must've pissed someone off.
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jagilki
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by jagilki on Feb 1, 2012 21:41:50 GMT -5
It seems this gimmick/angle is going over like Natalya at church.
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Post by flatsdomino on Feb 1, 2012 21:47:34 GMT -5
How the hell do you recover from a farting gimmick. I don't mean to downplay how just horrible this storyline is, and it is just horrible, but people have recovered from worse with the right booking. Problem is, that's only with the right booking, and WWE just doesn't have that right now. Everyone who I can think of who's had a worse angle (and the list is short - beastiality Kurt and Katie Vick Kane are the only two that come to mind) was already a star when it happened. No one that I can think of has ever been booked into something this bad before they're really BIG and ever come back from it.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 1, 2012 21:51:46 GMT -5
I don't mean to downplay how just horrible this storyline is, and it is just horrible, but people have recovered from worse with the right booking. Problem is, that's only with the right booking, and WWE just doesn't have that right now. Everyone who I can think of who's had a worse angle (and the list is short - beastiality Kurt and Katie Vick Kane are the only two that come to mind) was already a star when it happened. No one that I can think of has ever been booked into something this bad before they're really BIG and ever come back from it. "Why do you think they call me Sammy, baby?"
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Post by RamsayBoltonIsUnderYourBed on Feb 1, 2012 21:56:48 GMT -5
This whole thing smacks of one of those 'reality writes the script' things that pop up from time to time. I think Natalya has probably let rip backstage at some point over the past couple of weeks, probably in front of Vince and he's had it written in for his own immature amusement. I can just imagine him rolling around laughing after these segments, breathlessly wheezing 'IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S A MINOR VAGUELY AMUSING THING THAT RANDOMLY HAPPENED SO I'M PUTTING IT IN THE SHOW EVEN THOUGH NO-ONE ELSE KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED!!!! Then he realises it's turned Natalya into the Fart Hart and blames her for failing to stay over with the fans.
You know, the usual way things work.
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Post by eukaryote on Feb 1, 2012 22:02:20 GMT -5
actually? this is happening? what goes on during those meetings?
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Lancers
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Post by Lancers on Feb 1, 2012 22:04:33 GMT -5
actually? this is happening? what goes on during those meetings? Farting, I assume.
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Feb 1, 2012 22:11:55 GMT -5
She should pull a Gail Kim...and leave. It's becoming harder and harder to disagree with this sentiment.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 1, 2012 22:13:09 GMT -5
I love the title of this thread just considering Vince giving thumbs up or down to it.
creative: "Come on Vince, we need to do something else this isn't right."
Vince: "The farts...WILL CONTINUE!"
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Post by Bone Daddy on Feb 1, 2012 22:17:35 GMT -5
girls don't fart!
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Post by HMARK Center on Feb 1, 2012 22:25:41 GMT -5
Only skeevy stoners fart!
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Feb 1, 2012 22:27:15 GMT -5
Only skeevy stoners fart! I was wanting someone to post that. Hey there Mr. Science Guy.. don't spray that aerosol in my eye.. for I.. I don't really wanna die.. I'm a noble rabbit..
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SAJ Forth
Wade Wilson
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Post by SAJ Forth on Feb 1, 2012 22:37:38 GMT -5
This idea gets, The Picard Salute.
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Post by turkeysandwich on Feb 1, 2012 22:38:52 GMT -5
When I read things like this it gives me the same thoughts that I think whenever I watch an episode of Gilligan's Island or Full House, these are grown adults that are writing this crap. Adults that presumably have gone to college, had a adult relationships, have somewhat normal sex lives, some are married, some are raising kids, some have put their kids through college, they have mortgages and car notes, some are millionaires, some are billionaires, and yet this is the ideas they come up with for other adults to perform on their television show, the same ideas a 5 year old would come with.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 1, 2012 22:45:03 GMT -5
A farting gimmick? Good god. When wrestling's mainstream popularity is in the toilet (no pun intended), this type of gimmick should not be used. Hell, it shouldn't be used period. It serves no purpose. I am amazed someone green lighted this idea. Can you imagine casual fans watching again because of The Rock tuning in and then having to see that?
Oh yeah, poor Natalya.
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Post by Andrew is Good on Feb 1, 2012 22:45:47 GMT -5
Yeah, this is the worst idea WWE has come up with in years.
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