I just saw a guy with a Hitler mustache.

[Ultimo Chocula]

So there I was getting a burrito when in walks this chubby dude with a Hitler mustache. The friggity hell? Surely he knew what he was doing, there's no way this was a mistake. Me thinks he was a hipster, skinny pants and solid color slip ons are a dead give away, however he didn't have the "ain't I something" air about him either so perhaps he's just a hipster hangers on. At any rate I damn near walked up to him and told him to shave thing thing because he looks like a jack ass.

People, I swear...