Lila
El Dandy
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Post by Lila on Nov 25, 2011 23:29:34 GMT -5
So what do I do with this cake and balloons? *eats the cake...and the balloons, just for the hell of it* Damn you HHHDRS! You always have to make it all about you! It's only because of who you're married to.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Nov 25, 2011 23:34:26 GMT -5
So what do I do with this cake and balloons? *eats the cake...and the balloons, just for the hell of it* HEY! THOSE WERE FOR ASKHER DAMMIT! YOU COME BACK WITH MY CAKE AND BALLOONS! *chases HHDSR*
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Lila
El Dandy
Slip N Slide World Champion 1997
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Post by Lila on Nov 25, 2011 23:49:39 GMT -5
That's ok HHHDSR. I'll remember that. Luckly, I have some cheesecake for everyone else. Note: I really do have this exact picture as my FB pic. I just love me some cheesecake.
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Post by Young Game on Nov 26, 2011 0:13:41 GMT -5
I've been here almost 3 years; I'm lucky if anyone even READS what I post, much less get a birthday thread.
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Post by Lazy peon on Nov 26, 2011 0:45:18 GMT -5
Well, how about some birthday sex?
With me, specifically.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Nov 26, 2011 0:46:58 GMT -5
What he said. *eats the cake...and the balloons, just for the hell of it* Damn you HHHDRS! You always have to make it all about you! It's only because of who you're married to. Does this mean that DSR is married to Madison's daughter?!! I didn't even know he had a daughter!
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The Ichi
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Post by The Ichi on Nov 26, 2011 1:17:27 GMT -5
I've never had one in the 4+ years I've been here.
That should really be basis for a heel turn, but I can't play a good heel.
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Post by DSR on Nov 26, 2011 7:42:47 GMT -5
*eats the cake...and the balloons, just for the hell of it* HEY! THOSE WERE FOR ASKHER DAMMIT! YOU COME BACK WITH MY CAKE AND BALLOONS! *chases HHDSR* *chases Crash with a sledgehammer* I'm married?! That's new!
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Post by DSR on Nov 26, 2011 7:44:27 GMT -5
That's ok HHHDSR. I'll remember that. Luckly, I have some cheesecake for everyone else. Note: I really do have this exact picture as my FB pic. I just love me some cheesecake. *smashes cheesecake with sledgehammer, then proceeds to eat cheesecake off of the sledgehammer* You guys are all jobbers and you're all getting buried next time I cut a promo.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 26, 2011 8:36:16 GMT -5
That's not a bottle of juice, that's the "Wellness Sample" he's yet to turn in. Happy Thanksbirthmas!
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Post by Zombie Mod on Nov 26, 2011 12:00:11 GMT -5
We have birthday threads? Why was I not informed? Why have I never gotten one? Banned! The lot of ya, banned! wasnt it you who banned the birthday threads?
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Lila
El Dandy
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Post by Lila on Nov 26, 2011 18:17:47 GMT -5
HEY! THOSE WERE FOR ASKHER DAMMIT! YOU COME BACK WITH MY CAKE AND BALLOONS! *chases HHDSR* *chases Crash with a sledgehammer* I'm married?! That's new! Ha! I knew you were sleeping around with the FAN Divas. That explains why Coco <3 Alberto Del Rio became a big deal, fairly quickly.
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Post by DSR on Nov 27, 2011 14:44:03 GMT -5
*chases Crash with a sledgehammer* I'm married?! That's new! Ha! I knew you were sleeping around with the FAN Divas. That explains why Coco <3 Alberto Del Rio became a big deal, fairly quickly. Hey, this isn't about me. This is about them! *points to the crowd* You get over with them, and the opportunities will come. You won't be asking for birthday threads, they'll be asking to give you birthday threads. You get those people behind you, and then we'll talk. *ignores the very loud "ASKHER!" chants*
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Square
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Post by Square on Nov 27, 2011 18:42:18 GMT -5
*Music hits* Opportunities will come? I've been here for almost half a DECADE and you've held me down! Destroying my birthday threads and ruining my jokes. You sir don't care about the fans at all
*Stands next to ASKHER!*
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Lila
El Dandy
Slip N Slide World Champion 1997
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Post by Lila on Nov 27, 2011 20:58:01 GMT -5
*Takes mic*
HHHDSR, see what you don't realize is that the FAN Universe doesn't want to her about some 'kliq' or do some lame crotch crops. Speaking of DX, get ready suck to if you're not down with that, suck it? It makes no sense! HHHDSR, my time? You're time has been up for a while and I think every FANerstar and Diva agrees with me on that. You talk about being that game, well, newsflash! You are no longer the Game. Hell, you never were. You were just some lucky kid in the right place and the right time 16 years ago.
Come this TLC, you will find out that you are nothing and I mean nothing more than some smug punk who was somehow able to walk into the Grand Canyon that is Madison's idiot daughter.
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Post by DSR on Nov 27, 2011 22:52:43 GMT -5
*Music hits* Opportunities will come? I've been here for almost half a DECADE and you've held me down! Destroying my birthday threads and ruining my jokes. You sir don't care about the fans at all *Stands next to ASKHER!* *Takes mic* HHHDSR, see what you don't realize is that the FAN Universe doesn't want to her about some 'kliq' or do some lame crotch crops. Speaking of DX, get ready suck to if you're not down with that, suck it? It makes no sense! HHHDSR, my time? You're time has been up for a while and I think every FANerstar and Diva agrees with me on that. You talk about being that game, well, newsflash! You are no longer the Game. Hell, you never were. You were just some lucky kid in the right place and the right time 16 years ago. Come this TLC, you will find out that you are nothing and I mean nothing more than some smug punk who was somehow able to walk into the Grand Canyon that is Madison's idiot daughter. *Pedigrees Square, and whispers to Square that he'll receive a drastic paycut if he doesn't lay there selling the Pedigree for a full-hour* ASKHER, if you wanna make this personal, we'll make this personal! At TLC, I will KICK YOUR SKINNY FAT SKINNY ASS! *crotch chops in the direction of ASKHER*
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Lila
El Dandy
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Post by Lila on Nov 28, 2011 11:04:16 GMT -5
*Music hits* Opportunities will come? I've been here for almost half a DECADE and you've held me down! Destroying my birthday threads and ruining my jokes. You sir don't care about the fans at all *Stands next to ASKHER!* *Takes mic* HHHDSR, see what you don't realize is that the FAN Universe doesn't want to her about some 'kliq' or do some lame crotch crops. Speaking of DX, get ready suck to if you're not down with that, suck it? It makes no sense! HHHDSR, my time? You're time has been up for a while and I think every FANerstar and Diva agrees with me on that. You talk about being that game, well, newsflash! You are no longer the Game. Hell, you never were. You were just some lucky kid in the right place and the right time 16 years ago. Come this TLC, you will find out that you are nothing and I mean nothing more than some smug punk who was somehow able to walk into the Grand Canyon that is Madison's idiot daughter. *Pedigrees Square, and whispers to Square that he'll receive a drastic paycut if he doesn't lay there selling the Pedigree for a full-hour* ASKHER, if you wanna make this personal, we'll make this personal! At TLC, I will KICK YOUR SKINNY FAT SKINNY ASS! *crotch chops in the direction of ASKHER* *Points at TLC marque*
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Post by DSR on Nov 28, 2011 14:08:06 GMT -5
*Pedigrees Square, and whispers to Square that he'll receive a drastic paycut if he doesn't lay there selling the Pedigree for a full-hour* ASKHER, if you wanna make this personal, we'll make this personal! At TLC, I will KICK YOUR SKINNY FAT SKINNY ASS! *crotch chops in the direction of ASKHER* *Points at TLC marque* *points at WrestleMania marquee* We put that thing up earlier and earlier every year.
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Square
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Post by Square on Nov 28, 2011 16:12:32 GMT -5
*Slowly gets up using a cane* Ow, my pride *Slowly goes to slide out of the ring but then* SWERVE! *smashes ASKHER! in the back with the cane*
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Post by DSR on Nov 28, 2011 23:58:25 GMT -5
*Slowly gets up using a cane* Ow, my pride *Slowly goes to slide out of the ring but then* SWERVE! *smashes ASKHER! in the back with the cane* *glares menacingly at John Squarinitis*
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