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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Nov 18, 2011 17:58:56 GMT -5
So basically, you want men to want you and have a fetish about you. Maybe he could try puttin a shine on his shoes, maybe a brand new shirt. Possibly take off early from work.
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Post by Kash Flagg on Nov 18, 2011 18:01:53 GMT -5
He wants you....to want...HIM!
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Nov 18, 2011 18:03:44 GMT -5
Not me specifically, as no matter what he says he didn't see me cryin.
There was pollen in the air that day.
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Post by Kash Flagg on Nov 18, 2011 18:07:25 GMT -5
As for the larger ladies...well I got no room to talk. No really, I'm fat and this room is pretty damn tiny. Although the whole idea that a guy wants to be a large woman so men with a bbw fetish would want him is a tad disturbing.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Nov 18, 2011 18:09:08 GMT -5
Maybe he just wants to see if it's true that he could make the rockin' world go 'round?
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Post by Kash Flagg on Nov 18, 2011 18:11:27 GMT -5
I guess if he wants to lose weight he could get on his bike and ride.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Nov 18, 2011 18:13:28 GMT -5
It is a great exercise. When I wanna burn calories I often think " I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike.."
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Post by dlg3000 on Nov 18, 2011 18:44:42 GMT -5
There really is a group of guys who will pay good money to see a woman gain weight or at least stuff herself. To those guys, it is erotic. But you will also have to deal with the ignorance, health risks, and name calling or talking behind your back. If you are fat, darned if you do, darned if you don't, man or woman.
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Post by Kash Flagg on Nov 18, 2011 19:04:14 GMT -5
There's chubby chasers (women who love fat guys) and of course bears (gay men who love fat hairy guys).
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Nov 18, 2011 20:55:21 GMT -5
I'll just add this: I wouldn't say no to Beth Ditto.
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Nov 18, 2011 20:59:51 GMT -5
I love how for a good eight posts, it was just two moderators shooting the breeze.
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Post by FUNK_US/BRODUS on Nov 18, 2011 21:01:50 GMT -5
I'll just add this: I wouldn't say no to Beth Ditto. Ew, god, really? Dude...
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Nov 18, 2011 23:08:58 GMT -5
If I were a woman, I'd at least like to keep my penis because, well, vaginas sort of scare me. Now, I'm sure I would probably think differently if I did have a vagina to begin with, maybe even the opposite, but as for now, I think I'd really prefer the chick with a dick status. Penises just seem like more fun than vaginas. Also, Id like not to be fat because I've been fat my whole life and it really isn't very fun. I'd like to know what it's like being attractive and thin. And to still have my penis because, even though it's not much, I've grown to appreciate it. There's also a nice little niche in porn for girls with male genitals. My hard drive would agree with me on this. Thank you for your time. This has been, "More Disturbing Things You Never Wanted To Know About Banjo."
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Post by Piccolo on Nov 18, 2011 23:39:03 GMT -5
If I were a woman, I'd at least like to keep my penis because, well, vaginas sort of scare me. As they should. It's your ancestral memory, subtly warning you of things society has long forgotten. Women use our power responsibly, of course, so few men ever know the truth. But somewhere buried deep in your subconscious, your mind is warning you. Vagina dentata... vagina dentata...
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Post by Andrew is Good on Nov 18, 2011 23:42:27 GMT -5
If I were a woman, I'd at least like to keep my penis because, well, vaginas sort of scare me. As they should. It's your ancestral memory, subtly warning you of things society has long forgotten. Women use our power responsibly, of course, so few men ever know the truth. But somewhere buried deep in your subconscious, your mind is warning you. Vagina dentata... vagina dentata...I listened to a podcast on that recently, vagina dentata.
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Post by HMARK Center on Nov 19, 2011 1:13:43 GMT -5
I'll just add this: I wouldn't say no to Beth Ditto. Ew, god, really? Dude... Hmm, her face didn't totally do it for me, but I don't think her weight would stop me if I found that aspect more appealing.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Nov 19, 2011 1:26:47 GMT -5
Hmm, her face didn't totally do it for me, but I don't think her weight would stop me if I found that aspect more appealing. I'll admit that I do find her voice sort of a turn on.
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Post by FUNK_US/BRODUS on Nov 19, 2011 5:15:14 GMT -5
There's something about Beth Ditto that just repulses me.
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Post by Piccolo on Nov 19, 2011 9:18:53 GMT -5
There's something about Beth Ditto that just repulses me. If you're a guy, there's something about you that repulses her, too. Ah well, some couples just aren't meant to be.
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Post by dlg3000 on Nov 19, 2011 9:41:29 GMT -5
I have just seen a pic of Beth Ditto. Beth is fat, but not superfat. Was the question about being fat or superfat?
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