Is it time for a TNA Hall of Fame?

[quirkalicious]

25th anniversary would be more realistic.

[Juice]

I can't imagine anyone wanting to push any memory of that horrible Jake the Snake appearance. That dude was clearly on meth.

[Tiger Maskooo]

Oh i'd love to see that.



Hey kids! Jeremy Borash here and im your host welcoming you to your main event of the evening...the tna...hall..of....FAME.

You know when i'm not in a coke fuelled sex orgy,I get nostalgiac. Oh no not just about the days in which my life was not a miserable cesspit of neverending sorrow and misery. Not about when I had my youthful dreams in front of me just waiting to be accomplished before I ended up a sad pathetic broken man. Not about how I didnt have to use to cut myself to feel anything. Not about my ex wife and kids. I get nostalgiac about the early days of tna.

See it all began one cold(not as cold as my heart)day on june 19 2002. Coincedently,june 19th is the date of one of the earliest recorded celebrations of fathers day. A day of which I'm not able to celebrate because my ex wife brainwashed my kids into thinking that the handsome pool boy daddy hired is their real daddy. But some(most)are more fortunate than I. Especially our first guest. The father of tna...the king of the mountain..Jeff Jarrett




Thank you for that kind introduction jeremy. Ya know 10 years ago when I had the vision to bring you the best wrestling company since herb abrams uwf..I just had that...a vision. To fufill a vision,you need some players and of course to be bankrolled by a company with millions of dollars. The first man I saw that I knew would be a part of my vision was a young handsome high flyer.

(aj styles stands up)


And that mans name was Cheex.

(aj sits back down)



C'mon out cheex...Cheex...Cheex woah watch your step..Cheex oh my god youre gonna fall...CHEEX NO








Hey tna fans. Welcome back to the hall of fame. Jeff Jarrett is undergoing medical attention and should be fine. Speaking of doctors,I wish doctors could fix a broken heart because no matter how many times I cry it still hurts.

Anyway,enough about Jeff. We still got three hours to go for this hall of fame and I've got a treat for you.

You know,the man about to induct our next entry into the hall of fame and I have alot in common. We both have cold emotionally distant fathers who we don't know at all but what we do know of them produces a simatinous mixture of hatred of their corrupt practices and sadness that despite them they're more successful than we'll ever be in our lifes. Please welcome the icon...GARRETT BISCHOFF



Wow thank you jeremy...that was uh...something. Ya know. I don't really know what to say here to introduce such a industry icon as Erik Watts. I mean this is a man who defined fire and passion. His never say die attitude was a direct inspiration for me to follow in his footsteps. I hope i've made you proud...please give this man a round of applause.



Hello everybody welcome yourself to a

(Rips off mask)



Swerve! See I fooled you. I fooled all of you dumb marks. You thought I was fired but i'm still here. And i'm actually

(Rips off mask)



Ed ferrara who is actually



DOUBLE SWERVE. IT'S STILL ME. SEE I KEEP FOOLING YOU. YOU'RE TOO EASY TO WORK...LIKE YOU GARRETT...YOU DONT KNOW THAT I'M PREGNANT WITH YOUR BABY.



What?



AND GUESS WHAT GARRETT? THE BABY? HE'S ALREADY BEEN DELIVERED. HIS NAMES ERIC...ERIC BISCHOFF.




Noooooooooooooooooooooo



AND GUESS WHAT? THAT EARLIER WITH JEFF? IT WAS A SWERVE. HE'S FINE. ME AND JEFF ARE REFORMING PLANET JARRETT. AND KAREN? WE'RE ALSO GAY LOVERS!



THE GAY COMMUNITY?




OH YEAH THIS IS A SWERVE BUDDY. YOU ALL GOT WOOOOOOOOOOOOORKED. TAKE THAT MELTZER. TAKE THAT ALVAREZ. TAKE THAT YOU ALL BECAUSE I WORKED EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU. IT WAS ME EVERYBODY. IT WAS ME ALL ALONG...AND YOU KNOW WHAT ME AND HULK HOGAN ARE WORKING TOGETHER TOO...WE DONT HATE EACH OTHER...WE'RE GOING TO TAKE THIS TO THE NEXT LEVEL BROTHER AND YA KNOW WHAT I..

(Aj sits up from his seat)



ENOUGH! I'm tired of this. I'm so tired of this. The swerves. The politics. All the hard work going unacknowledged. No matter how hard I work. No matter how hard samoa joe works. No matter how hard christopher daniels works. It's never enough.

Alot of us have been here for a decade but pretty much all of us have been here for a little over half of one. Yet we still here that we're the"future". When will will the past end and the future begin? It's been ten years of blood,sweat and tears and we're still not ready? Why?

I know we're not perfect. Hell i'm not perfect. Infact despite being a married man with a family





I hope your family dies



Despite being a married man with a family,I sometimes think I have feelings for someone else. Hi-her name is chris and well...you guys wouldnt know her...but alot of us are really talented. We can all band together and produce a good wrestling show! Even you vince russo. You helped create the attitude era. And you garrett bischoff...you havent quit so far have ya? Why don't we actually realise our potential and aspire to something? Who's with me?





You know you're right AJ. I never thought of it like that. I've been too close minded about this all. I'm with ya aj..I...SWERVE. YOU JUST GOT WORKED BUDDY. YOU JUST GOT WORKED...




Oh f*** it I quit.




HEY! COME BACK HERE! YOU CAN'T LEAVE. HEY JEREMY STOP HIM. JEREMY...WHAT ARE YOU DOING...DONT PUT THE GUN IN YOUR MO-

*gunshot*



OH WOW. THAT SUCKS. UH...WELL I GUESS THIS IS THE END OF THE HALL OF FAME BROS. I'D LIKE TO THANK EVERYONE WHO MADE IT POSSIBLE FROM DIXIE CARTER TO JEFF JARRETT TO GARRETT BISCHOFF TO ME BECAUSE IM AWESOME. I WISH HULK COULD OF BEEN HERE BUT HE WAS TOO BUSY DEALING WITH THE LAWYERS FROM VIVID ABOUT THEIR NEW RELEASE HULKABANGINYA. THANKS EVERYBODY. REST IN PEACE JEREMY BORASH.

[Radio Clash]

I nominate Stomper for the first induction.

[Amityville Rock]

Mar 9, 2012 16:09:54 GMT -5 Radio Clash said:

I nominate Stomper for the first induction.

I seconded

[The Good Man]

Even if it wasn't going to end up a complete joke, no TNA does not need a Hall of Fame.

[The Hitogoroshi Reigns Supreme]

Mar 9, 2012 15:14:16 GMT -5 Tiger Maskooo said:

Oh i'd love to see that.

SPOILER: Click to show

Hey kids! Jeremy Borash here and im your host welcoming you to your main event of the evening...the tna...hall..of....FAME.

You know when i'm not in a coke fuelled sex orgy,I get nostalgiac. Oh no not just about the days in which my life was not a miserable cesspit of neverending sorrow and misery. Not about when I had my youthful dreams in front of me just waiting to be accomplished before I ended up a sad pathetic broken man. Not about how I didnt have to use to cut myself to feel anything. Not about my ex wife and kids. I get nostalgiac about the early days of tna.

See it all began one cold(not as cold as my heart)day on june 19 2002. Coincedently,june 19th is the date of one of the earliest recorded celebrations of fathers day. A day of which I'm not able to celebrate because my ex wife brainwashed my kids into thinking that the handsome pool boy daddy hired is their real daddy. But some(most)are more fortunate than I. Especially our first guest. The father of tna...the king of the mountain..Jeff Jarrett




Thank you for that kind introduction jeremy. Ya know 10 years ago when I had the vision to bring you the best wrestling company since herb abrams uwf..I just had that...a vision. To fufill a vision,you need some players and of course to be bankrolled by a company with millions of dollars. The first man I saw that I knew would be a part of my vision was a young handsome high flyer.

(aj styles stands up)


And that mans name was Cheex.

(aj sits back down)



C'mon out cheex...Cheex...Cheex woah watch your step..Cheex oh my god youre gonna fall...CHEEX NO








Hey tna fans. Welcome back to the hall of fame. Jeff Jarrett is undergoing medical attention and should be fine. Speaking of doctors,I wish doctors could fix a broken heart because no matter how many times I cry it still hurts.

Anyway,enough about Jeff. We still got three hours to go for this hall of fame and I've got a treat for you.

You know,the man about to induct our next entry into the hall of fame and I have alot in common. We both have cold emotionally distant fathers who we don't know at all but what we do know of them produces a simatinous mixture of hatred of their corrupt practices and sadness that despite them they're more successful than we'll ever be in our lifes. Please welcome the icon...GARRETT BISCHOFF



Wow thank you jeremy...that was uh...something. Ya know. I don't really know what to say here to introduce such a industry icon as Erik Watts. I mean this is a man who defined fire and passion. His never say die attitude was a direct inspiration for me to follow in his footsteps. I hope i've made you proud...please give this man a round of applause.



Hello everybody welcome yourself to a

(Rips off mask)



Swerve! See I fooled you. I fooled all of you dumb marks. You thought I was fired but i'm still here. And i'm actually

(Rips off mask)



Ed ferrara who is actually



DOUBLE SWERVE. IT'S STILL ME. SEE I KEEP FOOLING YOU. YOU'RE TOO EASY TO WORK...LIKE YOU GARRETT...YOU DONT KNOW THAT I'M PREGNANT WITH YOUR BABY.



What?



AND GUESS WHAT GARRETT? THE BABY? HE'S ALREADY BEEN DELIVERED. HIS NAMES ERIC...ERIC BISCHOFF.




Noooooooooooooooooooooo



AND GUESS WHAT? THAT EARLIER WITH JEFF? IT WAS A SWERVE. HE'S FINE. ME AND JEFF ARE REFORMING PLANET JARRETT. AND KAREN? WE'RE ALSO GAY LOVERS!


3.bp.blogspot.com/-PzdKvoaqPgM/TAGgrFYthsI/AAAAAAAAAQk/klH7EK1BtBY/s1600/2010.jpg

[/img]
THE GAY COMMUNITY?




OH YEAH THIS IS A SWERVE BUDDY. YOU ALL GOT WOOOOOOOOOOOOORKED. TAKE THAT MELTZER. TAKE THAT ALVAREZ. TAKE THAT YOU ALL BECAUSE I WORKED EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU. IT WAS ME EVERYBODY. IT WAS ME ALL ALONG...AND YOU KNOW WHAT ME AND HULK HOGAN ARE WORKING TOGETHER TOO...WE DONT HATE EACH OTHER...WE'RE GOING TO TAKE THIS TO THE NEXT LEVEL BROTHER AND YA KNOW WHAT I..[/img]

(Aj sits up from his seat)



ENOUGH! I'm tired of this. I'm so tired of this. The swerves. The politics. All the hard work going unacknowledged. No matter how hard I work. No matter how hard samoa joe works. No matter how hard christopher daniels works. It's never enough.

Alot of us have been here for a decade but pretty much all of us have been here for a little over half of one. Yet we still here that we're the"future". When will will the past end and the future begin? It's been ten years of blood,sweat and tears and we're still not ready? Why?

I know we're not perfect. Hell i'm not perfect. Infact despite being a married man with a family





I hope your family dies



Despite being a married man with a family,I sometimes think I have feelings for someone else. Hi-her name is chris and well...you guys wouldnt know her...but alot of us are really talented. We can all band together and produce a good wrestling show! Even you vince russo. You helped create the attitude era. And you garrett bischoff...you havent quit so far have ya? Why don't we actually realise our potential and aspire to something? Who's with me?





You know you're right AJ. I never thought of it like that. I've been too close minded about this all. I'm with ya aj..I...SWERVE. YOU JUST GOT WORKED BUDDY. YOU JUST GOT WORKED...




Oh f*** it I quit.




HEY! COME BACK HERE! YOU CAN'T LEAVE. HEY JEREMY STOP HIM. JEREMY...WHAT ARE YOU DOING...DONT PUT THE GUN IN YOUR MO-

*gunshot*



OH WOW. THAT SUCKS. UH...WELL I GUESS THIS IS THE END OF THE HALL OF FAME BROS. I'D LIKE TO THANK EVERYONE WHO MADE IT POSSIBLE FROM DIXIE CARTER TO JEFF JARRETT TO GARRETT BISCHOFF TO ME BECAUSE IM AWESOME. I WISH HULK COULD OF BEEN HERE BUT HE WAS TOO BUSY DEALING WITH THE LAWYERS FROM VIVID ABOUT THEIR NEW RELEASE HULKABANGINYA. THANKS EVERYBODY. REST IN PEACE JEREMY BORASH.





[/quote][/spoiler]
TNA needs to hire you as booker.

[Spec_Sun]

I'd like to see it because of the ridiculousness.

[Notorious]

Absolutely not. They shouldn't even consider it for another... let's say 15 or 20 years.

[nihilistic misanthrope]

Mar 8, 2012 21:46:41 GMT -5 Ric said:

Who are they going to put in? Cheex?

Mar 9, 2012 1:18:11 GMT -5 Woody said:

How else will D-Ray 3000 get his props?

Mar 9, 2012 16:09:54 GMT -5 Radio Clash said:

I nominate Stomper for the first induction.

I like these ideas gentlemen!

First induction class:

Cheex
Stomper
The Johnsons
David Young
Mortimer Plumtree
Goldylocks
D-Ray 3000

Celebrity inductee Toby Keith (who turns down the induction)

[ICBM]

No. No. No. And No. More time needs to pass. Also if they did you know darn good and well that JJ get 45 minutes for his speech and the rest get 4.5minute video tributes.

[NAEK]

That would be most likely a summary of all celebrity (or so-called) guests stars.

[DSR = Prince Kingler]

Let's not forget the greatest Knockout of all time: Jenna Morasca!

[Manute Bol]

I can't see what TNA stars are Hall of Fame worthy. Jeff Jarrett, AJ Styles, Abyss, Gail Kim and Beer Money? None of them are even retired, so I'd say it's too soon. Not to mention how B-League it would come off next to the WWE's Hall of Fame.

[gizzarkhenry]

Mar 9, 2012 18:53:16 GMT -5 The Hitogoroshi Reigns Supreme said:

Mar 9, 2012 15:14:16 GMT -5 Tiger Maskooo said:

Oh i'd love to see that.

SPOILER: Click to show

Hey kids! Jeremy Borash here and im your host welcoming you to your main event of the evening...the tna...hall..of....FAME.

You know when i'm not in a coke fuelled sex orgy,I get nostalgiac. Oh no not just about the days in which my life was not a miserable cesspit of neverending sorrow and misery. Not about when I had my youthful dreams in front of me just waiting to be accomplished before I ended up a sad pathetic broken man. Not about how I didnt have to use to cut myself to feel anything. Not about my ex wife and kids. I get nostalgiac about the early days of tna.

See it all began one cold(not as cold as my heart)day on june 19 2002. Coincedently,june 19th is the date of one of the earliest recorded celebrations of fathers day. A day of which I'm not able to celebrate because my ex wife brainwashed my kids into thinking that the handsome pool boy daddy hired is their real daddy. But some(most)are more fortunate than I. Especially our first guest. The father of tna...the king of the mountain..Jeff Jarrett




Thank you for that kind introduction jeremy. Ya know 10 years ago when I had the vision to bring you the best wrestling company since herb abrams uwf..I just had that...a vision. To fufill a vision,you need some players and of course to be bankrolled by a company with millions of dollars. The first man I saw that I knew would be a part of my vision was a young handsome high flyer.

(aj styles stands up)


And that mans name was Cheex.

(aj sits back down)



C'mon out cheex...Cheex...Cheex woah watch your step..Cheex oh my god youre gonna fall...CHEEX NO








Hey tna fans. Welcome back to the hall of fame. Jeff Jarrett is undergoing medical attention and should be fine. Speaking of doctors,I wish doctors could fix a broken heart because no matter how many times I cry it still hurts.

Anyway,enough about Jeff. We still got three hours to go for this hall of fame and I've got a treat for you.

You know,the man about to induct our next entry into the hall of fame and I have alot in common. We both have cold emotionally distant fathers who we don't know at all but what we do know of them produces a simatinous mixture of hatred of their corrupt practices and sadness that despite them they're more successful than we'll ever be in our lifes. Please welcome the icon...GARRETT BISCHOFF



Wow thank you jeremy...that was uh...something. Ya know. I don't really know what to say here to introduce such a industry icon as Erik Watts. I mean this is a man who defined fire and passion. His never say die attitude was a direct inspiration for me to follow in his footsteps. I hope i've made you proud...please give this man a round of applause.



Hello everybody welcome yourself to a

(Rips off mask)



Swerve! See I fooled you. I fooled all of you dumb marks. You thought I was fired but i'm still here. And i'm actually

(Rips off mask)



Ed ferrara who is actually



DOUBLE SWERVE. IT'S STILL ME. SEE I KEEP FOOLING YOU. YOU'RE TOO EASY TO WORK...LIKE YOU GARRETT...YOU DONT KNOW THAT I'M PREGNANT WITH YOUR BABY.



What?



AND GUESS WHAT GARRETT? THE BABY? HE'S ALREADY BEEN DELIVERED. HIS NAMES ERIC...ERIC BISCHOFF.




Noooooooooooooooooooooo



AND GUESS WHAT? THAT EARLIER WITH JEFF? IT WAS A SWERVE. HE'S FINE. ME AND JEFF ARE REFORMING PLANET JARRETT. AND KAREN? WE'RE ALSO GAY LOVERS!


3.bp.blogspot.com/-PzdKvoaqPgM/TAGgrFYthsI/AAAAAAAAAQk/klH7EK1BtBY/s1600/2010.jpg

[/img]
THE GAY COMMUNITY?




OH YEAH THIS IS A SWERVE BUDDY. YOU ALL GOT WOOOOOOOOOOOOORKED. TAKE THAT MELTZER. TAKE THAT ALVAREZ. TAKE THAT YOU ALL BECAUSE I WORKED EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU. IT WAS ME EVERYBODY. IT WAS ME ALL ALONG...AND YOU KNOW WHAT ME AND HULK HOGAN ARE WORKING TOGETHER TOO...WE DONT HATE EACH OTHER...WE'RE GOING TO TAKE THIS TO THE NEXT LEVEL BROTHER AND YA KNOW WHAT I..[/img]

(Aj sits up from his seat)



ENOUGH! I'm tired of this. I'm so tired of this. The swerves. The politics. All the hard work going unacknowledged. No matter how hard I work. No matter how hard samoa joe works. No matter how hard christopher daniels works. It's never enough.

Alot of us have been here for a decade but pretty much all of us have been here for a little over half of one. Yet we still here that we're the"future". When will will the past end and the future begin? It's been ten years of blood,sweat and tears and we're still not ready? Why?

I know we're not perfect. Hell i'm not perfect. Infact despite being a married man with a family





I hope your family dies



Despite being a married man with a family,I sometimes think I have feelings for someone else. Hi-her name is chris and well...you guys wouldnt know her...but alot of us are really talented. We can all band together and produce a good wrestling show! Even you vince russo. You helped create the attitude era. And you garrett bischoff...you havent quit so far have ya? Why don't we actually realise our potential and aspire to something? Who's with me?





You know you're right AJ. I never thought of it like that. I've been too close minded about this all. I'm with ya aj..I...SWERVE. YOU JUST GOT WORKED BUDDY. YOU JUST GOT WORKED...




Oh f*** it I quit.




HEY! COME BACK HERE! YOU CAN'T LEAVE. HEY JEREMY STOP HIM. JEREMY...WHAT ARE YOU DOING...DONT PUT THE GUN IN YOUR MO-

*gunshot*



OH WOW. THAT SUCKS. UH...WELL I GUESS THIS IS THE END OF THE HALL OF FAME BROS. I'D LIKE TO THANK EVERYONE WHO MADE IT POSSIBLE FROM DIXIE CARTER TO JEFF JARRETT TO GARRETT BISCHOFF TO ME BECAUSE IM AWESOME. I WISH HULK COULD OF BEEN HERE BUT HE WAS TOO BUSY DEALING WITH THE LAWYERS FROM VIVID ABOUT THEIR NEW RELEASE HULKABANGINYA. THANKS EVERYBODY. REST IN PEACE JEREMY BORASH.





[/quote][/spoiler]
TNA needs to hire you as booker.[/quote]

Agreed. That post was just, gloriously brilliant.

[benji]

Well, now that it's official, I just don't think Sting should've been 1st.

Jarrett, Styles, or someone else with a longer tenure.

[Lazlo Panaflex]

I think they should've waited until either Jarrett, Styles, Sting, Joe, or Angle retired. No rush to create a hall of fame, especially when all the potential inductees are still active wrestlers

[clashofchampains]

Jun 11, 2012 4:11:16 GMT -5 Lazlo Panaflex said:

I think they should've waited until either Jarrett, Styles, Sting, Joe, or Angle retired. No rush to create a hall of fame, especially when all the potential inductees are still active wrestlers

Yea it's weird to have an Hall of Fame where the wrestlers are still active. Never seen any sport that did that.