chazraps
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Post by chazraps on Mar 18, 2012 19:43:17 GMT -5
So, one of the sites I write for is having me compile the worst wrestling themes of all time. I have a handful of horrible ones in mind, but I don't think we've ever had a "Worst entrance themes" thread around here so I thought we would clean the septic tank together on this one.
Doesn't anything top (or is that bottom) "American Males" or "I'm an Ass Man?"
And is any licensed song worse than the Uncle Kracker one for X-Factor?
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donny
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Post by donny on Mar 18, 2012 19:47:02 GMT -5
Rob Conway - "Just Look At Me"
I believe that that song was a crowd killer. I think that The Rock could have had that song and he'd have come out to silence just as Conway did.
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Post by Gelatinous Parasite on Mar 18, 2012 19:50:22 GMT -5
Aside from any themes that were just 'noise' (stuff like Earthquake, Skinner, Right to Censor, etc.), I think American Males may be the worst. At least Ass Man could be said to be catchy, maybe. But American Males. No. There's nothing redeeming about it whatsoever. It's just offensive to the ears.
As for licensed stuff, I don't think 'What 'Chu Lookin' At?' by Uncle Kracker is an awful song, it's just completely inappropriate for a wrestling entrance theme. On those grounds, it probably wins worst licensed wrestling theme song.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2012 19:53:50 GMT -5
The X-Factor theme bugged the hell out of me when I was a kid. Also, Jericho's "All The Days" song just didn't fit as a wrestling theme song at all.
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chazraps
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Post by chazraps on Mar 18, 2012 19:54:36 GMT -5
A As for licensed stuff, I don't think 'What 'Chu Lookin' At?' by Uncle Kracker is an awful song, it's just completely inappropriate for a wrestling entrance theme. On those grounds, it probably wins worst licensed wrestling theme song. Yeah, that's what I was going for with that. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2012 19:55:25 GMT -5
"I'm an Ass Man?" And is any licensed song worse than the Uncle Kracker one for X-Factor? Wrong on both accounts. NOTHING is better than "Ass-Man". |
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Post by Mayonnaise on Mar 18, 2012 19:56:20 GMT -5
Rob Conway's "Just Look At Me" has to be up there.
Ashley's theme "Let's Light a Fire" was questionable at best but that is mainly based on the crap band singing it.
Carlito's pretty bad with it just being some chick repeating his name over and over again.
Rikishi's heel theme that he sang himself "Bad Man" wasn't good at all.
Tiffany's theme about never being about to find a guy to please her despite being a "respectable face GM" made no sense
Eve's new remix/re-imagining of her theme is shit.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Mar 18, 2012 20:17:37 GMT -5
"Oh my sweet Bertha Faye..."
Undertaker's "You're Gonna Pay" theme sucked, as did Bischoff's "I'm Back" - both contained some truly appalling lyrics.
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Post by celticjobber on Mar 18, 2012 20:17:48 GMT -5
Lance Storm's "Party All Night" theme, Victoria's "Ain't The Lady To Mess With", and Big Show's theme.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2012 20:24:19 GMT -5
Nothing can top Ass Man............wait, what did I just say?
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Post by the Black Snow on Mar 18, 2012 20:26:55 GMT -5
Rick Rude's ECW theme. HEEEEEEEEE'S THE ONE YEAH
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Post by darthweapon on Mar 18, 2012 20:49:14 GMT -5
Kozlov's 1st theme
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klapaucius
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Post by klapaucius on Mar 18, 2012 20:54:49 GMT -5
test, this is a test.
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Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on Mar 18, 2012 21:12:49 GMT -5
Nothing can top Ass Man............wait, what did I just say? Wait, by worst, do you mean best? |
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Post by Pickled Egg on Mar 18, 2012 21:13:41 GMT -5
Oh Radio.
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Post by thegatewaydrug on Mar 18, 2012 22:08:43 GMT -5
Besides Riggs/Judy Bagwell's boy's "American Males" and the Con-man's "Just Look at Me", I would like to add Shane O'Mac "Here Comes the Money" for the terrible rap lyrics...just horrible.
Also New Jack's "Natural Born Killaz" (by Ice Cube and Dr. Dre) only because it played on loop throughout his while matches.
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Post by thegatewaydrug on Mar 18, 2012 22:09:32 GMT -5
Is the joke the fact that he didn't have a theme initially? |
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Post by Mayonnaise on Mar 18, 2012 22:13:45 GMT -5
Is the joke the fact that he didn't have a theme initially? Actually, he had a theme initially called Motherland that is on WWE Music vol. 7, but it was never used. Guess it could be call his -1 theme. |
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Post by gonzo16 on Mar 18, 2012 22:18:10 GMT -5
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Mochi Lone Wolf
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Post by Mochi Lone Wolf on Mar 18, 2012 22:18:54 GMT -5
"YO YOU DEALIN WITH DA X-FACTA!"
Atrocious theme.
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