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Post by lildude8218 on Feb 25, 2006 17:37:12 GMT -5
Randy: Alright pledges, thank you for your interest in joining Rho Kappa Omega. We will now begin our long haze....er initiation process. I will begin by blindfolding you all and sticking a salty *coughs* hot dog into your mouths. Then we will begin with the spankings. Pledge: This better be a great fraternity. Randy: What's a fraternity? Randy Orton laid there and realized that having a man jump ontop of him never got old. But sadly the Orton gay jokes do tend to get old... Chavo: No DAMN IT! Metallica hasn't even started yet, I can't get thrown out! Rey thought it would be easier to keep a Super Sour Ball in his mouth for longer than 10 seconds. In a shocking turn of events, Teddy Long reveals that Rey's real father is....Dominic. Which means that Eddie is Rey's grandfather! When Rey's dentures fell out of his mouth on live TV, Teddy could only think to just hug him. It was such a hassle to cut JBL's nails. Way too easy...... 2 guys leaving in the back: That's it! We're out of here. Warrior was right! Randy had been deathly afraid of "Airplane Rides" since he was a little kid and his father dropped him on his head. Coming in 2008, Bobby Lashley and Rey Mysterio star in The Real Cancun 2. Tatanka was on so much acid that the fans in the arena and at home could even see his acid trip in the background. Gregory Helms was surprised at how easy this match was because he had heard Hypnosis was a hell of a competitor. If Jimi Hendrix were alive today this is what he would look like when they drag him out at the Grammys. Boogeyman suspects that this Dick had swallowed a bunch of octopus eggs. Tazz and Cole couldn't believe how much calamari they were getting with their appetizer order. They just wish they didn't cook it right in front of them. When Jillian's pimp saw her in this condition...heads would roll. Regal: Wait, what's this again about Curly's gold? Burchill wanted Regal to come with him in his "Little Red Corvette" to party like it was "1999" in the "Purple Rain." *someone whispers off screen* What? He's supposed to be a pirate? Get out of here!
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Post by sithspit on Feb 25, 2006 17:56:02 GMT -5
Rey was trying so hard to go more than 10 seconds without an Eddie Gurrero reference Teddy Long's hug was so strong, it broke Rey's neck! Rey, ever the professional, tried to keep his cool No mom! I don't wanna go to school! JBLs novetly shaped shoe-shiner was a big hit on Smackdown Powered by lust, the boys didn't care who saw..... "Yes!!! Got that fly!" London fashion week got off to a good start
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Post by lildude8218 on Feb 25, 2006 23:10:19 GMT -5
anyone? anyone? Bueller?
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Post by Virt McGirt on Feb 25, 2006 23:18:18 GMT -5
Chavo: No DAMN IT! Metallica hasn't even started yet, I can't get thrown out!... LOL, I can so picture Chavo actually doing that.
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Feb 25, 2006 23:22:10 GMT -5
This is good stuff, guys.
Where do you get these awesome captures?
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Post by Topher is Human on Feb 25, 2006 23:23:09 GMT -5
Randall: Hey look at my incredibly long arm Randall: Benoit grabbing my from behind, YAY just like in my dream... again! again! Lashley: Rey that better be a bread stick! Jeff Hardy: whoah dude, they can also see him too... EDIT Boogeyman: TAXI! Cole: Tazz! what the love did you eat! Regal: I swear he stole that mirror from my room! Birchill: Sorry Regal, i wasn't paying attention, i was lost in your eyes...
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Post by Jiren on Feb 25, 2006 23:58:20 GMT -5
Benoit: Let go of that penny i saw it first Jbl: Mummy Wait im on the card, im on the card "Join hands and hearts and voices, Voices hearts and hands" (really crappy dirty dancing reference, i apologise) How many times do i have to tell him, Candyman is a myth Regal: When i said we should start our own pirate trade i didnt mean for you to take it literally Birchill: you've got a bit of snot hanging from your nose Sniff the boot Unfortunatly somebody swapped reys chapstick for superglue WWE's remake of the phantom menace took a turn for the worse. Dont thank me, thank the KNIFE
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Post by perec on Feb 26, 2006 0:05:26 GMT -5
I tried the Benoits German Suplex on my soon to be gilrfriend, and she didnt like it. Shame on her Now i have to find some other girl... Shame on me, perhaps...
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Post by amsiraK on Feb 26, 2006 0:05:57 GMT -5
"Join hands and hearts and voices, Voices hearts and hands" (really crappy dirty dancing reference, i apologise) ROFLMAO!
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Post by lildude8218 on Feb 26, 2006 0:12:55 GMT -5
This is good stuff, guys. Where do you get these awesome captures? WWE.com
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Post by marvelocity on Feb 26, 2006 1:09:37 GMT -5
Creative had nothing for them, but The Boogeyman has a nice parting gift for the Dicks.
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Post by Topher is Human on Feb 26, 2006 1:14:04 GMT -5
JBL: It's Glandular!
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Post by tigermask on Feb 26, 2006 1:27:14 GMT -5
Regal: "So the Dicks were once talented wrestlers?" Burchill: "They still ARGGGHHH!!!"
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Feb 26, 2006 1:59:26 GMT -5
"Eeeeep! These people are seeing me in my bra.... and they didn't pay $6.99 US / $9.99 Canadian! I feel so violated!"
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Feb 26, 2006 2:01:35 GMT -5
Goro wins. Flawless Victory. Chavo: Okay, dude. Just cover your eyes and pretend it's a chick. Just cover your eyes and pretend it's a chick. Theodore R. Long saw this as the beginning of a beautiful relationship. Little did he know that Rey preferred the white meat instead. Randy: Dude, I totally let one go just now. Benoit: Dammit, Randy. Burchill: That nose...it's so...beautiful (cue American Beauty music) Tazz: So Howard Stern said this was supposed to be kinky? Cole: I know, I've gotta stop hanging around that guy.
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Post by Boku AKA Da Green Guy on Feb 26, 2006 2:03:57 GMT -5
"Eeeeep! These people are seeing me in my bra.... and they didn't pay $6.99 US / $9.99 Canadian! I feel so violated!" You got to at least respect the business women qualities that she has. ;D
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Post by lildude8218 on Feb 26, 2006 5:07:50 GMT -5
All I know is that I just got home and I'm kinda drunk so I'm gonna put myself over by giving this another bump lol
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Post by Clarence "Showstealer" Mason on Feb 26, 2006 6:17:46 GMT -5
Wait! Randy said I could win this time! Honest! It was then that Rey realised he was put in the WM match so Randy doesn't have to job. Tatanka performs the ultra special "Acid Rain" dance William you're sure this get up doesn't make me look like Dustin Hoffman? Lessee. Insult Guerrero? Check. Beat Mysterio? Check. Non Sensical Statement involving Fish?......Uh-oh Sadly the WWE's tribute to Brokeback Mountain didn't get over as they expected Coming up next on Magic's Biggest Secrets finally revealed: The dissapearing Dick trick. Cole: When I said I wanted to suck someone's wor.......Nah it is too easy isn't it? Next time on Racial Equality Theatre: Mortal Kombat: Ghetto Style Yeah I know. They suck
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Post by Topher is Human on Feb 26, 2006 6:27:03 GMT -5
Chavo: hey randall! im being carried away by a number of muscular men... jealous?
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Post by rko on Feb 26, 2006 7:28:32 GMT -5
randy aint gay! man u guys gotta stop taking the pee out of him. the man is the futre people, the futre!
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