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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Feb 23, 2006 2:09:46 GMT -5
Papa's been too busy drinking with Uncle Jemima.
He just can't get enough of his pure mash liquor.
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Post by Glitch on Feb 23, 2006 2:11:23 GMT -5
Papa's been too busy drinking with Uncle Jemima. He just can't get enough of his pure mash liquor. For remembering such a funny snl skit,I tip my hat to you sir.
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Post by Pierre the Renaissance Man on Feb 23, 2006 2:16:04 GMT -5
This is my dream scenerio: <Mama brings Shelton to the ring. She has a big piece of information she needs to confess to him, and feels it's best to let the truth out in front of the world.> Mama: Shelton, baby, I haven't been totally honest with you over the years. Shelton's: How's that, Mama? Mama: See, honey...you know how I told you you're Papa went off and started doing secret missions for the government, and couldn't come home? Shelton: Well, yeah...isn't that true? Mama: Well, no. Your Papa's alive...and he works for the WWE. That's why I pushed for you to be a wrestler when you were little! Shelton: Mama, I can't believe this? Who's my real daddy? Mama: Well, uh... <The PA system comes to life> PA: AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERICAN...DREEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAM!!!I can see this happening and I like it.
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Feb 23, 2006 2:26:01 GMT -5
That would explain why Shelton can't get into the WWE Title scene.
Like father, like son.
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Post by Erik Majorwitz on Feb 23, 2006 2:48:31 GMT -5
Don't you know anything about stereotypes? His daddy is in jail. Duh. Semper Fi, Erik Majorwitz
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Post by psychotix5000 on Feb 23, 2006 3:01:47 GMT -5
This is my dream scenerio: <Mama brings Shelton to the ring. She has a big piece of information she needs to confess to him, and feels it's best to let the truth out in front of the world.> Mama: Shelton, baby, I haven't been totally honest with you over the years. Shelton's: How's that, Mama? Mama: See, honey...you know how I told you you're Papa went off and started doing secret missions for the government, and couldn't come home? Shelton: Well, yeah...isn't that true? Mama: Well, no. Your Papa's alive...and he works for the WWE. That's why I pushed for you to be a wrestler when you were little! Shelton: Mama, I can't believe this? Who's my real daddy? Mama: Well, uh... <The PA system comes to life> PA: AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERICAN...DREEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAM!!!I can see this happening and I like it. Wait a minute...Mama Benjamin is Sapphire?!? Damn, she's let herself go.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Feb 23, 2006 3:54:47 GMT -5
I can see this happening and I like it. Wait a minute...Mama Benjamin is Sapphire?!? Damn, she's let herself go. Sapphire is looking good......... For a Dead person.
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Post by Banned Member on Feb 23, 2006 3:57:54 GMT -5
Wait a minute...Mama Benjamin is Sapphire?!? Damn, she's let herself go. Sapphire is looking good......... For a Dead person. Thats cold funny, but cold.
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Post by Erik Majorwitz on Feb 23, 2006 4:25:35 GMT -5
Sapphire is looking good......... For a Dead person. Thats cold funny, but cold. You people... Semper Fi, Erik Majorwitz
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Post by Vektastic's Tears cure Cancer. on Feb 23, 2006 10:21:05 GMT -5
I'm thinking We'll see mama Benjamin talking to someone we can't see, she'll say "You are the Father." After some throwing of things, the father will yell out "WELL ILL BE DAMNED!"
Ladies and Gentlemen, Meet Ron Simmons, Shelton Benjamin-Simmons' Father.
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Post by shemmy86 on Feb 23, 2006 10:23:04 GMT -5
I think there was no food one day,and Momma was hungry,and no more pappa. Damn you beat me to it.
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Post by Shy Guy on Feb 23, 2006 10:24:07 GMT -5
Actually it will be Charlie Hass. This will lead to a fued between Benajmin and Hass... and ruin both their careers completely haha...Isn't Benajmin older than Haas? you aren't suppose to know that ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png)
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Post by Vektastic's Tears cure Cancer. on Feb 23, 2006 10:49:24 GMT -5
Actually it will be Charlie Hass. This will lead to a fued between Benajmin and Hass... and ruin both their careers completely haha...Isn't Benajmin older than Haas? Anything is possible in WWE land!
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 23, 2006 10:58:13 GMT -5
Y'know who should have been Shelton's parents? Chef's parents. Benjamin Vs. The Loch Ness Monster at WM22 in a Tree-Fitty On A Pole Match. EDIT: DAMN YOU, boostergold!! DAMN YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!! ![:P](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/tongue.png)
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Post by RedSmile on Feb 23, 2006 11:03:53 GMT -5
Its a shame Dvon's not around. That would make Shelton a Dudley!!!
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Post by 8.2.11/SAVIOR_NEZ on Feb 23, 2006 11:04:18 GMT -5
Funny thing, a friend of mine in my WWE Fantasy league has the team name "Shelton's Daddy". Maybe it's him?
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