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Post by frogsplash45 on Apr 17, 2012 18:00:41 GMT -5
He was planning a surprise party for Jericho, and he doesn't want to spoil it.
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
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Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Apr 17, 2012 18:14:58 GMT -5
Winning a darts tournament
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Post by Nikki Heyman on Apr 17, 2012 18:17:33 GMT -5
He was having more fun than anybody else at the pub. watching all the sloppy drunks fight? yeah, that sounds like Punk
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Post by J.O.B. Squad on Apr 17, 2012 21:53:47 GMT -5
He was eating Fish and Chips with friends,I know tons of people who don't drink but love bar food.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Apr 17, 2012 21:59:25 GMT -5
Getting directions on how to get away from there.
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Post by giffyjames on Apr 17, 2012 22:00:51 GMT -5
as if the 8 foot tall sign out front wasnt a dead give away. its a restaurant too
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2012 22:02:20 GMT -5
Regardless of what he was doing, it ended with everyone else drunk and Homicide trying to pee on him.
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Post by flatsdomino on Apr 17, 2012 22:30:06 GMT -5
I actually got an e-mail from some guy who thought I was Kevin Dunn (likely a typo thanks to my birth name, Kevin Donn) it laid out an interesting scenario for what might happen at Extreme Rules, so I figured I'd copy and paste it here:
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From: VinnieRu98@swervemail.com
To: Kevindonn1@gmail.com
KEVIN! It's been forever since we spoke, bro! But I'm freed up from all my commitments now, and I wanted to know if you'd be interested in a booking scenario for CM Punk and Jericho's match at Extreme Rules!
So CM Punk's got this great "straight edge" character and Jericho's accusing him of wanting to drink, right? So you know what we do? We SWERVE all the marks, bro! The whole world will be talking! Think about it:
Jericho comes out, and waits for Punk, and Punk comes out....DRINKING A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY!!! And everyone's shocked, and then Punk grabs the mic and says that he was LYING about being straight edge the whole time, and that he's ALWAYS been an alcoholic, and that it's the key to his success! EVERYONE will be shocked, bro! Then he'd peel off his "Straight Edge" tattoo to reveal a "STRAIGHT DRUNK" tattoo, and rub off his "DRUG FREE" knuckle tattoos to reveal his real "LOVE BEER" knuckle tats! It'll be the ULTIMATE swerve, bro! But here's the best part - he beats the HELL out of Jericho, and then he celebrates with a beer bash, only for the glass to shatter and STONE COLD to come out; and Punk grabs a mic and says "I told you all my father would be here!" The ratings will EXPLODE!
Anyway, get back to me as soon as you can (hopefully with a contract, ahahahaha) I'd love to start working with you guys again as soon as possible!
Please? =/
- Vince
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...Now, I don't know what the hell all that was about, but I thought it'd make for some exciting television!
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stealthamo
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Post by stealthamo on Apr 17, 2012 22:40:32 GMT -5
Asked for a cranberry juice and told all the patrons under 18 to leave the pub. What, is it his period?
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Apr 17, 2012 22:46:51 GMT -5
He was hanging out with Nigel McGuinness who was regaling him with tales from his stint as Desmond Wolfe where he did stuff like attack Abyss with a barbed wire teddy bear.
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Post by corndog on Apr 17, 2012 22:52:47 GMT -5
Hanging out with his best friend Matt Hardy talking about much they hated Lita, of course later they drunk dialed her and told her they loved her.
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Post by lildude8218 on Apr 17, 2012 23:08:02 GMT -5
Punk was on two simultaneous dates at the Regal Beagle, thanks to the wacky shenanigans of Larry Dallas and there's the perfect way to bring back Colt Cabana.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2012 4:02:51 GMT -5
He was having a game of snooker and lost terribly to a 18 year old who argued he put his coinage down first, hence the hood going up when he left, he was ashamed. He's no Ronnie O'Sullivan.
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Post by Ryanar on Apr 18, 2012 4:25:31 GMT -5
You know who else went to a pub and never drank? MY MOM!!!! I hope we werent the only ones that read that in Musclemans voice.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2012 5:28:22 GMT -5
He was eating a packet of scampi fries and crying because the bar served coke instead of pepsi whilst standing in the beer garden out back as his friends were smokers dealing with pissed up regulars challenging him to a fight every 2 minutes because he "looked like a queer"
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Apr 18, 2012 8:14:54 GMT -5
Asked for a cranberry juice and told all the patrons under 18 to leave the pub. not letting this get no-sold
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Post by Heartbreaker on Apr 18, 2012 8:16:11 GMT -5
There was a fight club underneath the bar.
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Post by YiHammer on Apr 18, 2012 8:18:16 GMT -5
Dirtsheets say Punk legit went into the pub and tried to order Fish and Chips but the bar wasn't serving food that early so he left
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2012 8:21:35 GMT -5
The pints are so watered down you're not even cosuming any alcohol.
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Post by The Beast Disincarnate on Apr 18, 2012 10:17:20 GMT -5
he was not drinking, he was doing drugs in the bathroom.
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