If the WWE offered you a job

[Yami Daimao]

..as part of their creative team (from storylines to merchandise), would you accept?

[Krimzon]

Going by the horror stories, no.

[Mochi Lone Wolf]

F*** and no. I don't need to fear for my life just because Vince wants to show off how great his car is.

[Deleted]

Absolutely. I could always quit when it got too shitty. I would love to see for myself what it's like and try to contribute if I can.

[rzombie1988]

I'd definitely take it, but would I like it or stay? Probably not.

[lemonyellowson]

hell yeah, dream job.

[zing]

Definitely. I think I've got the skills to be good at it, and if there was too much nonsense, no skin off my nose to have tried it.

[Clash, Never a Meter Maid]

Eh, I doubt it- and if I did take it, I'd probably wind up quitting soon. Not even because of the alleged storyline gutting, but I bet it'd just be frustrating writing an angle or a push for someone I thought was awesome, but few of the fans wanted to see.

Wrestling's unique in that it's maybe the one entertainment venue where a writer can't indulge even a little, and I imagine that's a pretty limiting atmosphere to work in, regardless of the company. You can play to all sorts of different audiences in movies, music or television, but if your stuff's not clicking with (the very strict, let's be honest) wrestling fans, well then you're just up shit creek. No thanks.

[Sam Punk]

What would the salary be?

I'd be the best brown-noser around.

[mrsmitty]

Ummm hells no (sure the pay might be nice but I don't wanna leave my family & frands in Rogueport)

[Cela]

Hell yeah.

[Deleted]

I would consider it.

[PKO]

Yes.


But I'd be fired quicker than they usually are.

[CMWaters]

I would, but I'd probably be fired for suggesting that Beth Phoenix and some guy (Dunno who) should be the first ever Intergender tag team champions.

[chunkylover53]

Apr 27, 2012 20:46:44 GMT -5 PKO said:

Yes.


But I'd be fired quicker than they usually are.

Same here, my storyline ideas would be too complex(or should I say creative) for the rest of the team to handle.

[Mayonnaise]

Maybe for FCW maybe NXT but not for anything Vince pays attention to. Don't need that stress in my life

[The Ichi]

Yes, if only to suggest a storyline more offensive than the frozen nazi one.

[Bub (BLM)]

Of course. Even if it was a horrible job and I could only handle it for a year, I'd have probably made more money in that one year than I have in the past ten.

[Brother Nero....Wolfe]

Yes, then I'd quit after a year and release a non-fiction book written like a cracked.com article relating my experiences with them.

[molson5]

I wouldn't quit my job I have now and move 3,000 miles for it, but anytime prior to 2009, absolutely. And I'd totally try to be a company guy, do what they want, kiss the right asses, and stick around as long as possible.