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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on May 8, 2012 22:43:08 GMT -5
If only his true gimmick was to subtly promote awareness for erectile dysfunction. I imagine after his 50th win and after the post match celebration he grabs the mic and says, "Cameron and Naomi. I like to apologize for an increase of "My bads'" in the bedroom. Somebody call my momma. And tell her that her son has ED... Don't worry y'all. My momma is a doctor.". Then his momma dances to the ring dressed as a doctor with the bridge club dressed as nurses. They get to the ring and his momma gives him a pill. He eats it and starts to gyrate as that signifies that the funkasaurus is back in action. Then a choreograped dance number closes out raw with all the superstars in and around the ring.
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Post by All Hail King Booker on May 8, 2012 22:46:37 GMT -5
These are the kinds of things I notice while watching wrestling.When Brodus first came out the first couple of times, after his ring dance, he'd get a kiss from Cameron and Naomi. Then, after a few weeks, he'd only get a kiss from Cameron. Then, after that, he'd get a booty shake or special, intimate dance move from both. But for like the last two or three weeks, he just gets a vague acknowledgment from both girls. Like tonight, he sort of addressed each of them, reacted, and then set off his pyro. I wonder whatsupwitdat. Perhaps you lack intimacy in your own life and feel a need to live vicariously through Brodus. It's okay. I'm here for you. My body is ready. I think maybe he pissed one or both of them off backstage. Just posting a timeline of what is evidence that you yourself have intimacy issues. Don't deny what's right in front of you. |
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Post by Djm, podcasting and stuff on May 8, 2012 23:04:46 GMT -5
I think we need to call Dr. Stevie.
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Post by WWE Champion Kneelift on May 9, 2012 3:57:12 GMT -5
This thread is epic fail. |
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Post by worldsstrongestman on May 9, 2012 4:06:06 GMT -5
If only his true gimmick was to subtly promote awareness for ereptile dysfunction. |
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Post by Sparvid on May 9, 2012 5:48:59 GMT -5
I think maybe he pissed one or both of them off backstage. or on. zzzzoowwwww  "They need to be worried about what's running down their legs..." |
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Post by Tessmachers-Ass-Fan on May 9, 2012 5:51:27 GMT -5
If only his true gimmick was to subtly promote awareness for erectile dysfunction. I imagine after his 50th win and after the post match celebration he grabs the mic and says, "Cameron and Naomi. I like to apologize for an increase of "My bads'" in the bedroom. Somebody call my momma. And tell her that her son has ED... Don't worry y'all. My momma is a doctor.". Then his momma dances to the ring dressed as a doctor with the bridge club dressed as nurses. They get to the ring and his momma gives him a pill. He eats it and starts to gyrate as that signifies that the funkasaurus is back in action. Then a choreograped dance number closes out raw with all the superstars in and around the ring.  |
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