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Post by Ultimo Chocula on May 10, 2012 20:05:13 GMT -5
This is just my take but this whole Wink mathematical thing sounds like the NFL going Metric. A bad idea that causes chaos. If that's the direction they go with it then things will get very interesting fast, just not in the way Wink had planned.
Basically, bridges will be burned and panic will ensue. And I'm for it.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on May 10, 2012 20:54:06 GMT -5
This is just my take but this whole Wink mathematical thing sounds like the NFL going Metric. A bad idea that causes chaos. If that's the direction they go with it then things will get very interesting fast, just not in the way Wink had planned. Basically, bridges will be burned and panic will ensue. And I'm for it. I do get the very real feeling that before 2012 is out, Wink will be revealed as the REAL top heel of the company.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on May 10, 2012 21:22:32 GMT -5
It would be interesting if the mole turns out to be Eddie Kingston. Because I don't think they would use Donst a third time. I would be in favour of that, because then instead of having a boring invincible hero we would have an interesting invincible villain.
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Post by Steveweiser on May 11, 2012 7:22:06 GMT -5
This week's Chikarasaurus Rex Report with everyone's favourite legal eagle, Veda Scott.
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Post by Steveweiser on May 11, 2012 7:25:34 GMT -5
New show...
"A Piece of the Action" Sunday, November 11th Cleveland, OH
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Post by Steveweiser on May 11, 2012 7:27:19 GMT -5
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Post by Steveweiser on May 11, 2012 7:28:32 GMT -5
A four way Trios match for Manhattan... and Frightmare's back!
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Post by Steveweiser on May 11, 2012 7:32:22 GMT -5
5/11/2012: Delirious! It's been forever! How you doin' kiddo? Why, last time I saw you was all the way back in Canada at the Commentation Station! And you were to busy screaming at UltraMantis Black to take a sec and catch up with me, but it's been too long! Come to think of it, I haven't gotten the chance to talk to you since...well...ever. 'Cause I dont speak whatever it is you speak. I speak spanglish, karny and, of course, lady. But I saw the DVD of a recent Long Island event...looks like you can speak English good like me now! Which means you can understand my offer. I want you to join Jakob and I in New York City. And we're, all of us together, going to punish UltraMantis Black for using the Eye of Tyr on you. Now I know what you're thinkin'. "But Donst, even though you're the greatest, GREATEST Young Lions Cup champ ever, and I'm the biggest Donstaroo in the world (next to Baby Spice,) I got beef with the BDK!" But guess what? All that bad stuff that happened to you - it was all Ares! That's right. He was the one that used and abused you. Made Tursas lock you up like a zoo animal. He wanted to control you and make you subservient! I wanted to free you and let you express your inner angst. Everyday on the conference calls I was all like "Don't control Delirious, it's really wrong and stuff!" I did! Man's honor! You've seen my PSA's on YouTube right? You and I have something in common. A very serious problem with the Spectral Envoy. UltraMantis did some awful things to you. And Hallowicked, he did some awful things to me. On May 20th in NYC, there's an opportunity to get even. But this uber-controlling bureaucrat dude says to get in that match, I need to have a trio. So I'm #1, Jakob is #2, and you can be #3. Now that Ares is gone, there is no reason we can't all be friends. Especially because we have the same enemies. I've read your blogs about UltraMantis. And you are 1000% right about him. The way he manipulates people for his own satisfaction. I was just saying that exact same thing to Jakob the other day! I know you can sympathize with what I'm going through. The authority figure that is trying to bully me into some stupid match with the Ice Creams. (I hate those dudes!) I don't want that match! I want The Spectral Envoy, and I want to make them feel pain. The same kind of pain UltraMantis made you feel. What do you say? Think of all that time lost to you because of guys like UltraMantis and Hallowicked. Guys that don't care who gets hurt as long as they get what they want. How much longer can that go unpunished? I think May 20 is the perfect time to get the gang back together. BFF, TD
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Post by Loki-A-Go-Go! on May 11, 2012 10:47:23 GMT -5
Farmville!
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on May 11, 2012 15:30:50 GMT -5
Yay logo for my show!
Boo Farmville!
I can't figure out where the ''Give 'em the Axe" logo is from, and I'm gonna feel dumb when someone tells me.
EDIT: Location for the South Portland show is up (Yes, that's a different town) and holy cow, that's only three miles from me. It's almost a reasonable walk, even.
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Post by Steveweiser on May 11, 2012 15:44:41 GMT -5
I can't figure out where the ''Give 'em the Axe" logo is from, and I'm gonna feel dumb when someone tells me. Resident Evil.
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on May 11, 2012 15:49:42 GMT -5
Did any of the games use that? It looks like the movie logo.
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Post by mjolnir on May 11, 2012 16:20:45 GMT -5
Donst is such a great rudo. Love the man.
And I can't believe more people aren't hyped about the four-way trios match. Think it might be the first ever in CHIKARA and it's going to be an amazing clusteryouknowwhat. Especially if it's anything like the ones in Lucha and Dragongate.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on May 11, 2012 16:23:08 GMT -5
Donst is such a great rudo. Love the man. And I can't believe more people aren't hyped about the four-way trios match. Think it might be the first ever in CHIKARA and it's going to be an amazing clusteryouknowwhat. Especially if it's anything like the ones in Lucha and Dragongate. I'm intrigued, but waiting to see who the other trios are.
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Post by Chuckie Finster on May 11, 2012 18:05:54 GMT -5
A four way Trios match for Manhattan... and Frightmare's back!
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Post by Mayonnaise on May 11, 2012 20:05:42 GMT -5
I know a lot of us are hard on Jigsaw but I think we can all agree he just needs to stay the fudge away from Gabe. From tonight's Evolve show:
Match #3: Low Ki vs. Jigsaw
This battle begins with Ki forcing Jigsaw into the corner, Ki then trips Jigsaw to work over his leg and Jigsaw quickly escapes. Jigsaw then trips Ki himself before working over his arm, Jigsaw then releases the hold for a clean break and Ki chops him. Ki then goes to work the arm of Jigsaw and the ropes are grabbed, Ki then grapples with Jigsaw and he winds up in a guillotine choke. Ki quickly escapes to chain wrestle with Jigsaw and he gets the advantage, Ki then brings Jigsaw to the ground before locking on a modified cross face. Ki then trips Jigsaw to the ground again before attempting a single leg crab on him, Jigsaw breaks the hold and he quickly applies the abdominal stretch to Ki. Jigsaw then uses his speed to nearly pin Ki with a sunset flip, Ki then looks for some offense off his back and Jigsaw instead grabs a hold of him to lock him in a single leg crab. Ki eventually breaks the hold by nailing Jigsaw with a few elbow strikes, Ki then takes Jigsaw out with a running soccer kick. Ki then grabs a hold of Jigsaw in a bear hug like way, Jigsaw escapes and rolls Ki up quickly for another near fall. Ki again brings the match to the ground and he applies the body scissors on Jigsaw, Jigsaw retreats to the corner and Ki nails him with some stomps. Ki continues to work over Jigsaw in the corner with chops and European uppercuts, Ki then misses a charge in the corner and Jigsaw starts a chop battle with Ki. Ki quickly returns to the advantage by kicking Jigsaw in the leg and chopping him, Jigsaw finally slows Ki down with a drop kick in the corner. Jigsaw then nails Ki with a top rope high cross body, Jigsaw then lifts KI up and he places him on the top rope. Jigsaw then takes Ki down with a leaping hurricarana for a near fall, Jigsaw then goes for a super kick and Ki drop kicks him in the knee. Jigsaw then nearly rolls up Ki a few times after countering a Ki Krusher, Ki then catches Jigsaw with a double stomp and Ki Krusher for the victory.
Winner: Low Ki
After the match, Low Ki grabs the microphone to tell the crowd that Jigsaw gave him a good fight and then Ki criticized him for dressing like a luchadore. Ki then said he is tired of these kids in his profession and its time for real men to be competing in pro wrestling.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on May 11, 2012 20:10:43 GMT -5
....Well, prepare for imminent heat between Quack and EVOLVE.
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Post by Djm Doesn't Find You Funny on May 11, 2012 20:11:49 GMT -5
I hope Quack would do what just about every other wrestling fan has been doing with Gabe, Ki, and EVOLVE for the last year or so.
Roll their eyes and go back to ignoring them.
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Post by Chuckie Finster on May 11, 2012 22:50:21 GMT -5
But.....but Gabe said that Ki is a locker room leader!
I would try to think this is just a storyline, but since Ki is IWGP Jr Hwy Champ, Jig isn't beating him anytime soon.
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Post by Mayonnaise on May 11, 2012 22:58:47 GMT -5
It's not Jig losing or Ki running him down (that seems to be his gimmick in Evolve and he ran down El Generico after that), it's that Gabe seems to constantly do this to Jigsaw. He damned near ruined his career unmasking him, brings him into DGUSA/Evolve signs him to a deal and then sits him down and now has Ki bash him for looking like a luchador. Gabe seems to have something against Jigsaw but Jig cannot stay away.
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