Krimzon
Crow T. Robot
This guy is the man!
R.I.P. Deadpool
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Post by Krimzon on May 12, 2012 17:53:09 GMT -5
I would like to formally request that the unwashed posters, namely the lot of you miscreants in WWE Current, please articulate your insipid babble in a manner such as this. When you do, please strive to abstain from using the abhorrent, common vernacular that runs rampant in such a forum as this. Such a cacophony of ballyhoo drains the IQ points from even the very best of us. I lament the fact that most of you will be reduced to using some sort of literary aid to accomplish this task, but in time, I am sure you will be able to voice your adulation for the Enlightened One in the proper, sophisticated manner. In time, we will weed out the simple & uneducated. They will become as rare as the majestic African and/or European swallow and its ever-impressive air-speed velocity.
And now, a classical interlude...
You're welcome.
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Post by Slanted and Enchanted on May 12, 2012 17:56:37 GMT -5
*posts Batista clapping gif*
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on May 12, 2012 17:58:21 GMT -5
Yeah well, up yours.
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paywindah
Dennis Stamp
He's goin' to da paywindah here on da muddaship TBS.
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Post by paywindah on May 12, 2012 18:00:59 GMT -5
He needs to start referring to the crowds as hayseeds. Instant heat no matter where you are.
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Post by Deleted on May 12, 2012 18:12:12 GMT -5
You know what, the thing about this board is, you can love it, or you can GITOUUT!
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theryno665
Grimlock
wants a title underneath the stars
Kinda Homeless
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Post by theryno665 on May 12, 2012 18:29:49 GMT -5
tl, dr
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Post by BorneAgain on May 12, 2012 18:30:49 GMT -5
I can't unsee bearded Eric Young every time I look at Sandow, so any sense of class dissipates real quick.
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Post by #RUDO Coco Del Rio on May 12, 2012 18:36:23 GMT -5
Thank you for your irrelevant opinion!
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Krimzon
Crow T. Robot
This guy is the man!
R.I.P. Deadpool
Posts: 43,870
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Post by Krimzon on May 12, 2012 21:01:33 GMT -5
This is the manner of rhetoric that the Enlightened One, Damien Sandow, is aiming to eradicate. There is no need for that type of slang terminology. I don't blame you, or anybody else, for having that viewpoint. After all, and rather regrettably, you don't know any better. Ignorance is in abundance here, and it is my duty, along with the Enlightened One, to help you, even if you're too stupid to realize that you need it. It's not your fault, good sirs. The next time Mr. Sandow graces your viewing apparatus, do not shy away from him. Enhance the volume and bask in his presence. Feed off of his every word and take what he says to heart. It's in your best interest.
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You're welcome.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on May 12, 2012 21:03:28 GMT -5
This is the manner of rhetoric that the Enlightened One, Damien Sandow, is aiming to eradicate. There is no need for that type of slang terminology. I don't blame you, or anybody else, for having that viewpoint. After all, and rather regrettably, you don't know any better. Ignorance is in abundance here, and it is my duty, along with the Enlightened One, to help you, even if you're too stupid to realize that you need it. It's not your fault, good sir. The next time Mr. Sandow graces your viewing apparatus, do not shy away from him. Enhance the volume and bask in his presence. Feed off of his every word and take what he says to heart. It's in your best interest.
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You're welcome. k
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Post by Andrew is Good on May 12, 2012 21:38:28 GMT -5
I wish WWE used that song as his entrance theme. I mean, I'm almost positive it's public domain. Same with 1812 Overture, why isn't Antonio Cesaro using that.
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Post by Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks on May 12, 2012 21:56:48 GMT -5
A true intellectual and sophisticate would never utilize such a giant font. You, good sir, are treading on Comic Sans levels of internet gaucherie.
Everyone knows Mr. Sandow advocates the use of nine-point Lucida Calligraphy. He doesn't use it himself, of course; he eschews the primitive keyboard in favor of entering his calligraphic script via quill and Wacom graphics tablet.
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Chainsaw
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A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on May 13, 2012 0:00:20 GMT -5
I would like to formally request that the unwashed posters, namely the lot of you miscreants in WWE Current, please articulate your insipid babble in a manner such as this. When you do, please strive to abstain from using the abhorrent, common vernacular that runs rampant in such a forum as this. Such a cacophony of ballyhoo drains the IQ points from even the very best of us. I lament the fact that most of you will be reduced to using some sort of literary aid to accomplish this task, but in time, I am sure you will be able to voice your adulation for the Enlightened One in the proper, sophisticated manner. In time, we will weed out the simple & uneducated. They will become as rare as the majestic African and/or European swallow and its ever-impressive air-speed velocity.
And now, a classical interlude...
You're welcome.
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Dub H
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I ❤ Aniki
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Post by Dub H on May 13, 2012 0:20:20 GMT -5
Damien Sandow is proud to announce that he endourses and fully accepts this noble message made by the proud and educated member of this very board that goes by the name of Krimzon.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on May 13, 2012 0:27:49 GMT -5
I thank Damien Sandow for enlightening me to the proper use of the alternative font function.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on May 13, 2012 0:34:10 GMT -5
God damn that font is annoying and hard to read
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jagilki
Patti Mayonnaise
Nobody notices him; No, we noticed him
f*** Cancer
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Post by jagilki on May 13, 2012 0:38:58 GMT -5
RyBacK Don't CaRe fOr SmaRt Man PoSt!
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Post by Deleted on May 13, 2012 7:02:36 GMT -5
God damn that font is annoying and hard to read A million times this. Most caligraphy fonts suck worse than a dying 80s vaccum cleaner.
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theryno665
Grimlock
wants a title underneath the stars
Kinda Homeless
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Post by theryno665 on May 13, 2012 7:20:48 GMT -5
This is the manner of rhetoric that the Enlightened One, Damien Sandow, is aiming to eradicate. There is no need for that type of slang terminology. I don't blame you, or anybody else, for having that viewpoint. After all, and rather regrettably, you don't know any better. Ignorance is in abundance here, and it is my duty, along with the Enlightened One, to help you, even if you're too stupid to realize that you need it. It's not your fault, good sir. The next time Mr. Sandow graces your viewing apparatus, do not shy away from him. Enhance the volume and bask in his presence. Feed off of his every word and take what he says to heart. It's in your best interest.
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You're welcome. k aight dawg
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The Ichi
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Post by The Ichi on May 13, 2012 7:37:53 GMT -5
I would like to formally request that the unwashed posters, namely the lot of you miscreants in WWE Current, please articulate your insipid babble in a manner such as this. When you do, please strive to abstain from using the abhorrent, common vernacular that runs rampant in such a forum as this. Such a cacophony of ballyhoo drains the IQ points from even the very best of us. I lament the fact that most of you will be reduced to using some sort of literary aid to accomplish this task, but in time, I am sure you will be able to voice your adulation for the Enlightened One in the proper, sophisticated manner. In time, we will weed out the simple & uneducated. They will become as rare as the majestic African and/or European swallow and its ever-impressive air-speed velocity.
And now, a classical interlude...
You're welcome.
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