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Post by SAVE_US.GDR on May 15, 2012 21:20:52 GMT -5
*Moon River*
TC: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Already in the ring, Tamina! And making her way to the ring, from Tiffany's in New York City, Audrey Marie Miller!
Uh, Mick, I hate to admit it, but this is truly weird. She's wearing a dress and high-heeled shoes. I haven't seen anyone win in that kind of outfit.
Well, J.R., there's a first time for everything. This is going to be fun to watch, kinda like the movie!
AUDREY MARIE MILLER VS. TAMINA
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Post by Felandria on May 15, 2012 21:22:59 GMT -5
Damn it. Back to square one. No it's not. That briefcase automatically keeps you a threat. Maybe. But in terms of booking logic, as indicated in the promo, Young is the type of character Santino should be destroying. As in, all the wrestlers who have wreaked havoc but are now trying to be zany like he was. |
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Post by The Real Slim sMurfy on May 15, 2012 21:27:34 GMT -5
Audrey Marie with a MarieDT!
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Post by Sloth Spartan on May 15, 2012 21:33:14 GMT -5
Audrey Marie with a dropkick.
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Post by SAVE_US.GDR on May 15, 2012 21:35:56 GMT -5
Despite her obvious wardrobe hindrances, Audrey Marie is displaying serious in-ring skills, including an inverted Boss Man Slam and a rolling facebuster before finishing Tamina off with a neck lock snap DDT!!!!
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TC: Here is your winner, Audrey Marie Miller!
Well, Audrey Marie proves me wrong- you have got to be kidding me.
What?
She apparantly calls that DDT the "Sabrina's Roman Breakfast Sizzler." Folks, I have no desire to try to explain.
Well, who cares? I think we've got us a promising young diva in that ring right now!
Striker is on the phone.
But here's the problem. If I get you called up, whats in it for me? I get a new client, but how can I be sure you'll be able to adjust from FCW. You're big. You're strong. You got cuts. But will you be able to handle proven top stars like Sakamoto and Low Ki? It's too much of a gamble right now...
Mark Henry walks into the locker room.
So for right now, I'm going to pass. But don't take that as a complete no. Maybe in a couple of months, you get called up and prove yourself. If so, I have no problem representing you.
Striker hangs up the phone and looks at Mark.
You're... here? On Raw? You realize your next title defense is on Smackdown, right?
Yeah. But I got told I was given a match, so I needed to show up tonight.
Well... who is it against? Do they have you taking on Cena? He's been on quite a roll. Or how about Low-Ki? You two never got a match against each other despite all the talks between you two. Maybe even Santino, I mean he does have that Money in the Bank briefcase.
No, no, and no. I got booked against Lord Tensai.
Tensai? What did he do to earn this match? He hasn't talked in like a month, and I'm pretty sure he hasn't even had a match.
I'm just as confused as you are. Is this... a squash match for me? Have people forgotten that I'm tough? I feel like everyone realizes that. I'm the World's Strongest Man and the current WWE World Heavyweight Champion. I have enough shit to worry about right now with Smackdown to have to come here, kick some no name's ass, and then hop on a plane to Smackdown to join commentary for Claudio's match.
In fact, I won't lie, I'm a bit pissed off right now. So you know what, I'm glad I have someone to hurt. Because I'm destroying Tensai for even making me need to make this trip. Are you coming, or do you want to keep recruiting?
*smirk*
What type of manager wouldn't be in his star client's corner? A bad one. Lets go. Oh, and watch out for Santino. That's the only reason I could imagine the GM booking this match.
Santino?
I've been quiet about him, but let me make it clear right now. You have a briefcase, Santino. A briefcase that gives you one shot, one opportunity. If you want to waste it by trying to take me on, then I'll make you regret it to the day you die. Your MMA moves will have little benefit against a man that doesn't even recognize the word pain as it relates to myself. It's something that I do, its something that I enjoy, but its not something I feel.
You take me on, I'll get your girl's heart rate pumping. The sadomasochist will be in for the night of her life, watching her man get inflicted with the most painful moves in existence. She'll cry out in pleasure, while you cry out in pain.
Good. Just wanted to send a message in case there actually is a point to this match. Now lets get to destroying some loser.
Striker and Henry exit.
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Post by Felandria on May 15, 2012 21:41:14 GMT -5
Is it the best idea for Henry to call out Santino tonight? People do like to cash in after losing earlier in the night  |
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Post by SAVE_US.GDR on May 15, 2012 21:42:30 GMT -5
*Shrine*
TC: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring, from Japan, weighing in at 360 pounds, Lord Tensai!
*Somebodies Gonna Get It*
TC: And his opponent, accompanied by Matt Striker, from Silsbee, Texas, weighing in at 395 pounds, the WWE Champion, the World's Strongest Man, Mark Henry!
MARK HENRY VS. LORD TENSAI
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Post by The Real Slim sMurfy on May 15, 2012 21:43:08 GMT -5
Lord Tensai gets his ass kicked!
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Post by Sloth Spartan on May 15, 2012 21:44:26 GMT -5
Mark Henry kicks some ass.
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Post by SAVE_US.GDR on May 15, 2012 21:46:00 GMT -5
Well, this'll probably ruin Lord Tensai's gimmick.  |
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Post by Spiked Mohican on May 15, 2012 21:46:24 GMT -5
Mark Henry slams Tensai... on his ass.
I wanted to make it in time for my match... dammit.
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Post by SAVE_US.GDR on May 15, 2012 21:57:42 GMT -5
In a moment sure to ruin Lord Tensai's gimmick, Mark Henry finishes off a dominant match by nailing the World's Strongest Slam!!!!
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TC: Here is your winner, the WWE Champion, the World's Strongest Man, Mark Henry!
Raquel spots an abandoned camera backstage.
Eve and Leah, I'm sure you two are laughing your asses off right now because of my gimmick. OK, so it seems ridiculous.
But after my father and his fellow Radicalz, there was one man I admired every time I saw him. Someone who kicked ass and took no names. Someone who was not about to let someone bully anyone around.
If purging my own demons and making sure that nobody tries to be another McCruel means going the unconventional route, then so be it.
Raquel walks away.
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Post by SAVE_US.GDR on May 15, 2012 21:58:28 GMT -5
Leah sits in a darkened room, holding a lit candle, dripping hot wax on her thigh.
So, little Raquel suddenly thinks she's a badass biker chick?
Has she ever touched a motorcycle?
Honey, you wear your little outfit, pretend you're something special, but if you really want to be hard, someone needs to toughen you up.
And I love fresh meat, so your education begins tonight, I already told Eve that Beth is all hers, so you're all mine, sugar.
All mine.
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Post by SAVE_US.GDR on May 15, 2012 22:04:41 GMT -5
*Love Is A Battlefield*
TC: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall! Making her way to the ring, Leah West!
*She Looks Good To Me*
TC: And her partner, from Denver, Colorado, Eve Torres!
"ARE YOU SCARED?"
HE'S HERE
"TWISTED!!!!"
B-B-B-B-BROWN-BROWN-BROWN-BROWN-BROWN-BROWN-BROWN-BROWN
TC: Introducing their opponents first, from El Paso, Texas, Raquel Guerrero!
*Glamazon*
TC: And her partner, from Buffalo, New York, the WWE Women's Champion, Beth Phoenix, the Glamazon!
EVE TORRES AND LEAH WEST VS. RAQUEL GUERRERO AND BETH PHOENIX
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Post by Sloth Spartan on May 15, 2012 22:05:45 GMT -5
Honestly, was that joke why you booked Henry vs Tensai, Sticky?  |
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Post by Felandria on May 15, 2012 22:06:09 GMT -5
Leah with a plancha
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Post by Sloth Spartan on May 15, 2012 22:08:17 GMT -5
Leah with a urinage.
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Post by SAVE_US.GDR on May 15, 2012 22:10:59 GMT -5
Honestly, was that joke why you booked Henry vs Tensai, Sticky? No. That came later. Also, I have a sad feeling Raquel is going to just get buried. |
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Post by SAVE_US.GDR on May 15, 2012 22:20:27 GMT -5
Beth tries to clothesline Leah out of the ring, but Leah pulls the rope down and Beth goes flying out! The distraction is enough for Raquel to lift her up and deliver the Last Ride (elevated Gory bomb), but Eve rolls Raquel up!
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EVE GRABS THE TIGHTS!!!!
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TC: Here are your winners, Leah West and Eve Torres!
Before Raquel can react, Eve hits the Eve Of Destruction! Raquel is left out in the ring as Eve and Leah head to the back....
*In the RAW Interviewing Area*
Ah, it is good to be back. After that annoying week of swimming through red tape, I can honestly say I am happy to be back doing what I love to do. Of course, let us say those warm and fuzzy feelings took a sharp turn when I read the card for tonight's RAW.
It seems almost too strange to be true. Challengers for both the U.S. and Intercontinental Champions teaming with the champions against eachother? I am sorry, but what? How can anyone in this match trust one another? Mason Ryan? Sure, he is talented, but his grip on sanity....well, he has no grip. He let go a long time ago and is still in freefall through the gorge of insanity. I am not even sure how he made it here tonight.
And on the other token, you have Wade Barrett and Richie Steamboat together. Two people who can not stand eachother at all, and now both are forced to be a one-night union. Say what you will about myself or one Mason Ryan, but at least our mutual intrest in gold has not caused us that much friction compared to those two.
Of course, that just means it will hopefully be a brief and short battle before both of them collapse and I can captialize on it before Ryan screws it up. I am just hoping for the best tonight.
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Post by SAVE_US.GDR on May 15, 2012 22:21:49 GMT -5
*We go backstage, where Richie Steamboat and AJ Lee are with Lillian Garcia.*
Richie, last week you defeated Bryan Danielson in a very close match. This week, you team with Wade Barrett to take on Mason Ryan and Toshiro Sakamoto. What are your thoughts heading into this match, and can you trust Wade Barrett tonight?
AJ, you mind handling this one? I have to do something really quick.
Not a problem.
Thanks.
*Richie begins jumping around, hands pointed in the air.*
YES! YES! YES! YES!
*Richie eventually jumps out of sight as AJ just sighs.*
He's been like that ever since beating Danielson. But I'm happy for him. He's finally stopped doubting himself and believes what I've known for a long time.
Which is?
That he's an amazing wrestler. I know it's a cliche and everyone says it, but look at what people are saying about Richie. Even his opponents admit he's a fantastic wrestler, and he just needs that extra push to really solidify himself as one of the best.
So, you think he can team with Wade Barrett tonight?
I'm confident that he can. If there's one thing that Wade loves, it's winning. And Richie, well...
*Richie skips past them, continuing to shout "YES!" the entire time.*
Richie's not in the mood to lose anytime soon.
Trust me Lillian, I've seen Mason Ryan and Sakamoto. Sakamoto was beyond furious that he lost to Ryan, and rumor has it that he was unhappy with the entire thing. I don't know if I can see Ryan and Sakamoto teaming together, but Barrett and Richie should do fine. Wade wants Richie at 100% for his match, and Richie wants the same thing for Wade. These two won't let personal grudges get in between a win.
And what about you? Two weeks ago you were attacked by Leah West after your match. Surely you're looking for revenge?
Oh, without a doubt. I don't forgive or forget easily, and there's gonna be a time where Leah will pay. I may be 95 pounds, as Danielson mentioned last week, but I can handle my own inside that ring. And if "Moonsault" West wants to test that out, I'm more than willing to show her what I can do.
*Steamboat skips past once more time before stopping at AJ's side.*
You answered the question?
For the most part.
Cool. So Lillian, anything else?
Just your final statements on the match.
*Richie smiles.*
I know Sakamoto's a respectful guy, and Mason Ryan is nice considering he's almost completely insane. But I want this win. I need this win. Richie Steamboat finally has momentum on his side, he's finally seen as a man living up to his potential. You know what they said last week after my victory? They said that Richie Steamboat was on his way up. That the underdog may not be an underdog for much longer. And with this little wave of momentum I'm building, it's only a matter of time before the United States title is around my waist for the third time and Wade Barrett is on the mat.
The future's looking good for Richie Steamboat, and soon, everyone's going to realize that. Whether they like it or not.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have a match to prepare for.
*Richie begins skipping down the hall once more, repeatedly shouting "YES!". Aj sighs as she turns to Lillian.*
He's a goof, but it's adorable in a weird way.
*AJ follows as Lillian sighs.*
Still better than Jericho...
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