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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on May 15, 2012 17:24:10 GMT -5
Why is he "in captivity?"
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Post by rnrk supports BLM on May 15, 2012 17:27:51 GMT -5
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Post by xxshoyuweeniexx on May 15, 2012 18:07:16 GMT -5
Why is he "in captivity?" "DANCE FAT MAN DANCE!"
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Post by Magnum Opus on May 15, 2012 18:14:43 GMT -5
They need to re-record Brodus's terrible introduction for the ladies (seriously, that was the best take he did?) and it needs to be a bit speedier. It's like they made him run up a flight of stairs before each take.
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Post by klapaucius on May 15, 2012 21:01:24 GMT -5
The new intros for Cameron and Naomi are definitely a bit too much.
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Post by H-Virus on May 15, 2012 21:38:05 GMT -5
Much like Weird Al's live "Yoda" breakdowns, Brodus is going to keep adding more and more things to his entrance until it ends up being approximately 12 minutes long. By 2013 it could look something like this:
First Cameron and Naomi will do their intro for Brodus.
Then Brodus does his intro for Cameron and Naomi.
As they're strutting down the ramp Brodus will stop to finish the Hot Pocket he'd been in the middle of eating backstage.
Brodus then whips out a phone and really does call his momma, putting her on speaker-phone so that everyone in the arena can hear her tell him about her day at the salon and how she got stuck in traffic on the way home. All the while the girls are doing their ring apron butts-touching pose, then reverse and do it again until Brodus's momma falls asleep, ending the call.
The music cuts temporarily when a ringside assistant hands the girls a pair of saxophones, who proceed to play dueling jazz solos until Santino comes in from out of nowhere with a trombone, using it in his victory dance until the crowd starts booing due to the fact that he's only playing the same two notes over and over.
Music kicks back on as they start their dancing, which morphs from freestyle dinosaur-boogie to country line-dancing, then to a peculiar three-person waltz, and finally a spicy girl-girl tango. Getting an idea, Brodus checks underneath the ring for a couple of poles to the delight of everyone 2/3s of the viewers, but it's revealed that Vince Russo snuck in at some point and stole them all to use in his new wrestling organization, the 'Wrestling-On-A-Pole Wrestling Federation', where all matches take place on top of poles. A dueling chant of "Fi-re Ru-sso" and "In-to the sun" starts.
Brodus rolls back into the ring just in time to rip his pants off in synch with the fireworks. Then the disco-ball overhead explodes, showering the ring and ringside area with candy, confetti and kittens. Brodus eats all the candy that the crowd can't reach and the kittens scamper away, instinctively seeking out the people in the audience with cat allergies, except for one who happens to land on Naomi's head and falls asleep. She leaves it there for the rest of the match.
Then Brodus squashes Miz (figuratively and literally).
The End
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Post by stuart minkus on May 15, 2012 21:48:27 GMT -5
he is the only liviiiing
breathiiiing
rompin stompiiiin
funk-a-sau-russss
in captivity
Broduuuuuuuuuuuuuuus Claaaaaaaay
funk is on a roll, eyeeeeeeeeeeehhh funk is on a roll, ay yo yo yo
*dances*
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Post by mikey_editor on May 15, 2012 22:48:39 GMT -5
Wait, there's music and stuff and not just two dancers?
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Post by ededdneddy on May 15, 2012 23:34:38 GMT -5
Because for the most part the crowd doesn't really pop until Funky's Honor Roll anyway. I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks that's what is said during is theme. So Brodus has to be as funky as Funky Kong or higher in order to be on his Honor Roll
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Post by Wrestling Curmudgeon on May 16, 2012 0:53:29 GMT -5
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