The Sam
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Post by The Sam on Dec 12, 2011 4:47:24 GMT -5
Just finished watching season 5 of Robot Chicken, and one of the sketches was about "Who is faster, Superman or Santa?". The arguments being that Santa has to travel to each childs house, eat cookies and milk, leave presents, enter and leave the house via chimney in less than 24 hours. If he didn't have to do all the presents and stuff he could probably travel around the earth in less time. Yet in the Superman movie, Superman flies around the world so fast he causes the Earth to spin backwards causing backwards time travel in order to save his manipulative girlfriend. So I ask you fellow fannies (giggle), who is faster? And because I couldn't think of a last sentence. Here is a picture of Dom Deluise, literally moments before he devoured that bird.  |
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CMWaters
Ozymandius
Rolled a Seven, Beat the Ads.
Bald and busy
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Post by CMWaters on Dec 12, 2011 4:50:37 GMT -5
You mean they're not one in the same?
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Dec 12, 2011 5:31:41 GMT -5
If they race it would just end in a raucous weekend in Vegas
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erisi236
Fry's dog Seymour
... enjoys the rich, smooth taste of Camels.
Not good! Not good! Not good!
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Post by erisi236 on Dec 12, 2011 7:16:32 GMT -5
Somewhere there must be some Golden Age Superman cover with him beating the crap out of Santa for no apparent reason while Jimmy and Lois look on aghast.
Turns out it was probably Lex Luthor.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 12, 2011 7:51:57 GMT -5
Post Crisis- Santa
Pre Crisis- Superman can and did reverse TIME.
With that precedent, I'm voting Supes.
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
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Post by bob on Dec 12, 2011 8:49:30 GMT -5
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Dec 12, 2011 10:05:54 GMT -5
I always thought Santa did it with time freezing technology rather than super speed.
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Post by bibboid on Dec 12, 2011 11:31:01 GMT -5
Superman is an alien being who derives his power from the differences between our sun and that of his native world.
Santa is MAGIC.
Santa wins.
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Yami Daimao
Patti Mayonnaise
Really, really wants to zigazig ah!
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Post by Yami Daimao on Dec 12, 2011 12:32:03 GMT -5
Trick question; Superman IS Santa.
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Dec 12, 2011 13:53:10 GMT -5
The Flash beats them both, even if he has a broken leg.
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Dat Dude
Dennis Stamp
Wait, what?
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Post by Dat Dude on Dec 12, 2011 18:16:23 GMT -5
Post Crisis- Santa Pre Crisis- Superman can and did reverse TIME. With that precedent, I'm voting Supes. Came here to post this. |
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Post by Citizen Grimm on Dec 12, 2011 18:19:28 GMT -5
The Flash beats them both, even if he has a broken leg. Came in here to post the exact same thing. |
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The Ichi
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Post by The Ichi on Dec 12, 2011 18:22:32 GMT -5
The "how does he deliver presents to every child in such short a time?" thing is how I discovered he was fake. Anyone else?
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Dec 12, 2011 18:38:02 GMT -5
Somewhere there must be some Golden Age Superman cover with him beating the crap out of Santa for no apparent reason while Jimmy and Lois look on aghast. Turns out it was probably Lex Luthor. Or Lois acting like a bitch with her arms around Santa telling Supes she loves Santa now |
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Dec 12, 2011 18:47:54 GMT -5
Super Clause!
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Celgress
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Superior One
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Post by Celgress on Dec 13, 2011 1:32:52 GMT -5
Santa Clause
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Dec 13, 2011 11:22:22 GMT -5
Trick question; Superman IS Santa. Then how does Superman's fat suit not melt while he's travelling at such incredible speeds? Real answer: Sonic. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2011 13:42:29 GMT -5
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Dec 13, 2011 13:50:45 GMT -5
Trick question; Superman IS Santa. Then how does Superman's fat suit not melt while he's travelling at such incredible speeds? Real answer: Sonic. Sonic's themesong wouldn't lie |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2011 13:53:56 GMT -5
Santa Clause? Like Tim Allen? ;D
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