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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2011 10:29:48 GMT -5
Porn Name : The Iron Schlong
Favorite type of shark: lawyers
Use Chap Stick: Yes
Street Name from Childhood: Mansion Court South
Number Of Fingers: 10
Last thing I ate: pizza
Pink or green: green
Grandma's first name: Mary
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Post by Chronos on Dec 13, 2011 10:44:44 GMT -5
What your porn name would be: Jerry Pointer Favorite type of shark: Street Sharks Do you use chap stick?: Only when I need it A street name in the town you grew up in: 5th Avenue How many fingers do you have?: Five on each hand Last thing you ate: Domino's Pizza Pink or Green: Green Grandma's first name: Barbara and Betty
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Post by rapidfire187 on Dec 13, 2011 12:07:39 GMT -5
What your porn name would be: Super Cock
Favorite type of shark: Hammerhead
Do you use chap stick?: Rarely. My lips are naturally moist.
A street name in the town you grew up in: Mechanics Avenue
How many fingers do you have?: 11. 10 on my hands, 1 in my bum.
Last thing you ate: A hotdog.
Pink or Green: Green
Grandma's first name: Dead
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Post by angryfan on Dec 13, 2011 12:18:09 GMT -5
Okie dokie, I'll give it a shot.
Porn name - using the formula mentioned, mine would be Benjamin Concord.
Favorite type of shark - The Hammer Head and the Mako are the ones that I've always found most fascinating.
Chap stick? Nope
Street in my hometown - Broadway
How many fingers? 11, as I have actually typed with my nose on a few occasions.
Last thing you ate - Chili dogs
Pink or Green - Green, defiitely.
Grandma's first name - Only one still alive, Josephine.
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Turd Ferguson
Hank Scorpio
John Cena: Colossal Douche
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Dec 13, 2011 12:19:37 GMT -5
What your porn name would be: Duke E. Pushtin Favorite type of shark: Salsa Shark Do you use chap stick?: Is that a euphemism? A street name in the town you grew up in: 86th How many fingers do you have?: 11 Last thing you ate: Your mom Pink or Green: Pink Grandma's first name: Grandma
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King Koopa
Something stupid
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Post by stealthamo on Dec 13, 2011 12:29:20 GMT -5
What your porn name would be: Buck Naked. But if we use the formula, it's Michael Schrader Favorite type of shark: Hammerhead Do you use chap stick?: Not really A street name in the town you grew up in: Agnes How many fingers do you have?: 8 fingers, 2 thumbs Last thing you ate: Little Debbie chocolate Christmas tree Pink or Green: Green Grandma's first name: Donna (dad's mom) and Helen (mom's mom)
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Dec 13, 2011 14:32:16 GMT -5
What your porn name would be: Big Ben Favorite type of shark: Hammerhead Do you use chap stick?: No, but I play a mean air-guitar! A street name in the town you grew up in: Yancy Street How many fingers do you have?: 9,5, including thumbs. Last thing you ate: Dinner Pink or Green: Pink Grandma's first name: That's none of your business, Mister!
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"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
You couldn't ask for a better custom title!
How do you spell "Goddess"? C-H-R-I-S-T-Y!
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Dec 13, 2011 14:54:56 GMT -5
What your porn name would be: ideally, if we're not doing the "middle name/street you grew up on" thing, it would be Paul South (a reference to porn star Peter North) or else I would go by Craven Moorehead Favorite type of shark: a salsa shark, of course! (and if anyone else posted this, my apologies; I copied and pasted the survey before checking out anyone else's answers) Do you use chap stick?: not regularly; I find that the occasional creepy lip-lick is enough to keep mine moist A street name in the town you grew up in: any street name? Felch Street (and yes, it's real; my wife is currently working at a place on Felch Street) How many fingers do you have?: twelve, but only 10 are attached to me Last thing you ate: Jr. Cheeseburger Deluxe off the 99¢ menu at Wendy's Pink or Green: to wear? green; Power Ranger? pink Grandma's first name: my maternal grandmother was named Alma; my paternal grandmother was named Mary Margaret Roberta [last name], but went by Roberta/Bobbie. (I just called her "Nana.")
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2011 15:54:03 GMT -5
What your porn name would be: Malcolm XXX Favorite type of shark: Nurse. Do you use chap stick?: Yup. A street name in the town you grew up in: Lolita Ave. How many fingers do you have?: 10. Last thing you ate: Lasagna. Pink or Green: Green. Grandma's first name: Real talk, I don't know my grandmother's names They're all in Africa and I've met them very few times.
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Post by Cyno on Dec 13, 2011 15:59:10 GMT -5
What your porn name would be: Ted Mosby Favorite type of shark: Great white Do you use chap stick?: Sometimes, especially in winter A street name in the town you grew up in: Line Road How many fingers do you have?: 10 Last thing you ate: A giant soft pretzel Pink or Green: Green Grandma's first name: Anna
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