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Post by Raja Lion on Feb 15, 2006 19:37:23 GMT -5
 Jesus:Can turn water into wine. HHH:Can turn main eventers into jobbers Stanford,Conn-Wrestlemania is the WWE's version of the superbowl. It the event where the biggest matches are shown on the grandest stage. And no match is bigger than the one announced at WWE headquarters this week. HHH is one of the WWE's top performers. He main evented most of their pay per views and has held their world championship 10 times. He has also gone by many names like the cerebral assisian and the god of wrestling. But in the past few weeks, he has gone by a new moniker...the king of kings. News of this traveled around the globe and to one place you wouldn't think, Heaven. When Jesus found out about someone else using his nickmane, he was a little miffed. Representives from the Pearly Gates traveled to WWE headquarters to discuss the use of the name. Vince McMahon, the WWE chairman, suggested a match at Wreslemania instead of legal acton. The camp from Heaven hesitated at first, but agreed only because it's great PR for Jesus...and the fact that he doesn't like HHH. So it was then announced, HHH vs Jesus, at Wrestlemania on April 2, 2006. This will be the shows top match on an allready stacked card, which includes: -Kurt Angle vs Randy Orton for the World Championship in a Rey Mysterio on a pole match. -John Cena vs the WWE fans. -Edge vs Lita in a between the sheets match. -Big show vs Shelton Benjamin's mama. Winner gets all the cheeseburger they can eat! -Matt Hardy vs all the superstars on Raw and Smackdown. Hardy will lay on his back as all other wrestlers come in an pin him. -WWE divas do something, wearing bearly anyrhiing.A nip slip is expected! No this is not the first time that Jesus has been in the ring. A few years ago, Jesus had a boxing match in a small Colorado town against the Prince of Darkness. But the match turned out to be rigged by Satan. He convinced the towns people into betting on him. He took a dive and later revealed that he bet on Jesus. He then took the money and invested it on real estate. Word has it that Jesus is taking this very seriously. So serious, that he is recruiting the best that the afterlife has to offer. Names like "Classy" Freddy Blassie, Chris Candido,and Heaven's newest accusition, Eddie Guerrero, have been brought in to train the savior. After hearing how Jesus was training,HHH was Quoted as saying, "I'll bury Jesus like I bury all the other wrestlers in the WWE!" He then proceded to spit water in this reporter's face and began to scarf down a whole pizza. When asked about his physical appearance and how it could affect his match, HHH says "Hey, I may not be cut as I used to be, Hell I can be as fat as I want to be, I'll still get over. And Jesus will do the job, cause I am the true "king of kings"!" Vince Mcmahon is very excited about Wrestlemania and the HHH/Jesus. "HHH is the greatest wrestler of all time. Not only will he beat Jesus and take the name of "king of kings". But he will become a better savior! Cause HHH can perform mircles. He married my daughter...and thats a mircle." We will see who will win when Wrestlemania 22 takes place on April 2, 2006. Live on Pay per view. And on an unrelated note, HHH was voted by Out magazine for having the gayest beard of 2005. www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s6i10311 |
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Post by wingspeed on Feb 15, 2006 19:40:05 GMT -5
What the hell is that in your sig?
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Post by Raja Lion on Feb 15, 2006 19:42:32 GMT -5
Thats Super Porky hahahaha
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Feb 15, 2006 19:43:25 GMT -5
Jesus will just stab HHH in the kidney in a club before wrestlemania obviously...
oh not that Jesus... there's another one?
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Feb 15, 2006 20:05:57 GMT -5
Super Prky's got some amazing cameltoe in that sig pic!
And I thought this thread was gonna be about Triple H vs Jesus from Los Boricuas.
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Post by dylan2000 on Feb 15, 2006 20:07:41 GMT -5
Jesus will lose due to interference, then proceed to give an interview saying how he lost his smile.
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Post by propaganda on Feb 15, 2006 22:38:28 GMT -5
Jesus no-sold death. He'd beat Triple H easily.
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Post by wweneedsbibleman on Feb 15, 2006 22:49:32 GMT -5
HHH just needs to fill his bottle full of Peter Popoff's( www.peterpopoff.org/) miracle spring water. That would force Jesus to give HHH some of his power. That would force Jesus to compete against not only HHH's power but his own. And although I would see Jesus beating HHH in HHH vs Jesus. There's no way I could see Jesus winning in Jesus vs HHH/Jesus. Plus, in about a week, that would make HHH receive a mystery check with 300 million dollars worth of supernatural miracle money. |
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Post by WarriorWarrior on Feb 15, 2006 22:52:25 GMT -5
Triple H would win with the crucifix pin hahaha get it? *walks away to a crowd of boos*
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Post by Lancers on Feb 15, 2006 23:09:30 GMT -5
I say Triple H wins with the pedigree. Jesus may no-sell a crucifixion, but if he tries to pull off that same crap with Trips, he's gonna be getting a pink slip. And not the kind of pink slip that I like to see on the ladies either.
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Post by teehawk on Feb 15, 2006 23:20:50 GMT -5
Mah Gawd King! HHH is goin' ta' Hail!!! He just pedigreed Jesus!!He just pedigreed Jesus!! Somebody put an end to this!!!! Look King !! It's Stone Cold !! Stone Cold !!! Stone Cold !!!
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Post by Pierre the Renaissance Man on Feb 15, 2006 23:28:08 GMT -5
Jesus no-sold death. He'd beat Triple H easily. Triple H no sold death to. Remember when Stone Cold dropped him about 50 ft up when he was in a car and he returned the next week? |
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Post by espsychologist on Feb 15, 2006 23:31:52 GMT -5
Yeah...this thread is entirely disrespectful...and it should be locked...I'm going to find a mod right now...
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Post by WarriorWarrior on Feb 15, 2006 23:33:26 GMT -5
Yeah...this thread is entirely disrespectful...and it should be locked...I'm going to find a mod right now... You was the kid at school who always ran to the teacher wasn't you? |
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Post by admiralcrunchy™ on Feb 15, 2006 23:52:19 GMT -5
I'll go with Jesus...think about it...the guy has the endurance that HBK had during during his match at SS'02....it'll take 3 Saving Graces to keep Triple H down...followed by the crucifix pin...and then we'll finally know who the King of Kings truly is.
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Post by espsychologist on Feb 15, 2006 23:54:30 GMT -5
Were you the kid at school that couldn't put two words together with super-glue and a set of instructions, who would then go on to not only NOT go to college but would also DROP OUT of high school to work a dead-end job in order to support his trashbag-ho of a girlfriend who lied to him about being on the pill and is now currently working on popping out her fourth kid?
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Post by WarriorWarrior on Feb 15, 2006 23:55:10 GMT -5
Were you the kid at school that couldn't put two words together with super-glue and a set of instructions, who would then go on to not only NOT go to college but would also DROP OUT of high school to work a dead-end job in order to support his trashbag-ho of a girlfriend who lied to him about being on the pill and is now currently working on popping out her fourth kid? WTF? |
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Post by Michael Coello on Feb 15, 2006 23:55:31 GMT -5
We all know who is the true Jesus....  Unless you mean.....THE Jesus  And No One f***s with the jesus! |
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Post by espsychologist on Feb 15, 2006 23:57:38 GMT -5
Were you the kid at school that couldn't put two words together with super-glue and a set of instructions, who would then go on to not only NOT go to college but would also DROP OUT of high school to work a dead-end job in order to support his trashbag-ho of a girlfriend who lied to him about being on the pill and is now currently working on popping out her fourth kid? WTF? Exactly...now go away before my second taunting forces your head to STAY up your ass for the rest of the year... |
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Post by Warwolf on Feb 15, 2006 23:57:50 GMT -5
Jesus no-sold death. He'd beat Triple H easily. Triple H no sold death to. Remember when Stone Cold dropped him about 50 ft up when he was in a car and he returned the next week? Big deal. Undertaker seems to do that every few years. |
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