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Post by Allison Reynolds on Feb 9, 2006 6:13:43 GMT -5
Entertainment Wrestling, has many cliches. What are some that you can think of?
1. Wrestling Weddings will NEVER have a happy ending (storyline wise). Someone will either interrupt the wedding, or somekind of Swerve will happen. [eg. HHH reveals he already married Steph.]
2. If anyone angers the evil boss, they will "regret it!" instead of getting fired. (Austin/Mcmahon)
3. Referee's are like glass, very fragile, unless the ref's name is Tim White.
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Post by Shiori C: WC Blue Moon Poster on Feb 9, 2006 6:27:23 GMT -5
I love referees getting knocked out. The slightest tap on their head will send them into a coma for five minutes, while EMTs completely no-sell it.
- Friends and tag team partners are never completely cool with their buddy being World Champion.
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Post by chibidiablo on Feb 9, 2006 6:31:24 GMT -5
The long awaited tag followed by a flurry of clotheslines.
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Post by The Jeebus on Feb 9, 2006 6:35:37 GMT -5
- Four, Five or Six Moves of DOOM. This is very cliche.
- The Green Hoss. These muscle-bound slugs get sent up from OVW so very, very often.
- The Birthday Cake Rule. They're never eaten.
- Every Triple H Title Win.
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Post by THE Dinobot on Feb 9, 2006 6:37:14 GMT -5
Only one member of a 'real' tag team will go on to greater fame...if any does.
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Post by chibidiablo on Feb 9, 2006 6:39:13 GMT -5
Every new cruiserweight will win the belt within their first month
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Klutch
Unicron
Not so good at that whole noticing thing.
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Post by Klutch on Feb 9, 2006 9:32:48 GMT -5
Every new cruiserweight will win the belt within their first month If not, in their debut match.
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Post by WarriorWarrior on Feb 9, 2006 9:36:31 GMT -5
Robben should be a ref. One little knock and hes down for 10 minutes
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Dave FCIC
Mephisto
I said nice one bruva!
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Post by Dave FCIC on Feb 9, 2006 9:42:24 GMT -5
I hate that how every tag team match has that moment with all the clothelines would be cooler if the 2 guys just ran into each other and KO'd each other. I'd mark out to that.
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Post by The King of Memphis Tennessee on Feb 9, 2006 10:16:48 GMT -5
1. Wrestling Weddings will NEVER have a happy ending (storyline wise). Someone will either interrupt the wedding, or somekind of Swerve will happen. [eg. HHH reveals he already married Steph.] One exception to that rule, Dawn Marie and Al Wilson got hitched without a hitch. In the case of their wedding, I guess the swerve took place on their honeymoon.
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Post by flairfan75 on Feb 9, 2006 10:18:07 GMT -5
Contract signing always end in violence.
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Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Feb 9, 2006 10:20:12 GMT -5
Even if someone doesnt have a match, they're almost always backstage with their ring gear on just in case
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Post by fubar1978 on Feb 9, 2006 11:06:06 GMT -5
The tag belts will change hands 10 times a year and no one will care
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algertman
Hank Scorpio
Heroes Die. Legends Live Forever.
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Post by algertman on Feb 9, 2006 11:08:42 GMT -5
roids
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Post by chuckg1982 on Feb 9, 2006 11:12:22 GMT -5
1. Wrestling Weddings will NEVER have a happy ending (storyline wise). Someone will either interrupt the wedding, or somekind of Swerve will happen. [eg. HHH reveals he already married Steph.] Savage/Liz from Summerslam 91 says "Hello"
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Post by revelations on Feb 9, 2006 11:13:46 GMT -5
1. Wrestling Weddings will NEVER have a happy ending (storyline wise). Someone will either interrupt the wedding, or somekind of Swerve will happen. [eg. HHH reveals he already married Steph.] Savage/Liz from Summerslam 91 says "Hello" Not exactly. The ceremony itself may have gone without a hitch, but the reception that followed ten minutes later involved Macho getting hammered with an urn and choked out by the Undertaker, while Jake Roberts tortured Elizabeth with a King Cobra. Hardly 'Happiest Day of Their Lives' stuff, is it?
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Post by revelations on Feb 9, 2006 11:19:45 GMT -5
And here's an unanswerable question...when wrestlers are backstage, discussing their secrets and plans...why do they always talk into a live camera? And why does their opponent never see the footage?
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Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Feb 9, 2006 11:23:38 GMT -5
And here's an unanswerable question...when wrestlers are backstage, discussing their secrets and plans...why do they always talk into a live camera? And why does their opponent never see the footage? That one ALWAYS gets me. Remember the Eugene/Evolution storyline? Couldn't someone have shown Eugene the footage of HHH saying he was screwing the guy over
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Post by David Troy a.k.a legendmythman on Feb 9, 2006 11:26:19 GMT -5
Well, the wrestlers don't remember their there. Like reality show characters. As far as no one in the back watching, Their too busy warming up and such
Right?
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Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
Posts: 41,510
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Feb 9, 2006 11:26:38 GMT -5
As for the failed weddings, Id love to see just once the guy propose and then add "Our wedding will be a private ceremony, we'll be sure to come out here on Raw/Smackdown after our wedding and tell you great fans how it went"
That simple step would eliminate somebodys theme song from playing as the wedding song, and the obvious interference of the guy the groom is feuding with
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