Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Jan 3, 2012 11:43:52 GMT -5
Are we only talking regular Dew or the Throwback version as well? It's the new one, called ThrowUp. |
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Jan 3, 2012 11:46:38 GMT -5
Honestly, I think PepsiCo was trying to call the guy's bluff.
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kidglov3s
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Wants her Shot
Who is Tiger Maskooo?
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Post by kidglov3s on Jan 3, 2012 11:46:44 GMT -5
Over a long enough period of time acid from anything will dissolve stuff. So I guess all fruit is also evil. The acids in your stomach, where soda will spend the vast majority of its time if consumed, range between 1-3 pH, soda goes to about 2.5 pH (lower pH = stronger acid). So our stomachs are evil and if you dont cut yours out and die green the stomach free way you're living for the man? This website has a table ranking liquids in terms of pH, that I'd recommend reading before reacting to this news. Sunny Delight = the silent killer. |
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Burst
El Dandy
*inarticulate squawking*
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Post by Burst on Jan 3, 2012 12:00:27 GMT -5
So Mountain Dew is like Grog from Monkey Island?
The color's the same at least.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 3, 2012 13:29:11 GMT -5
I think Barney Gumble might've been talking to the quality control man at the time that can was being inspected.
I wonder if Mountain Dew could've dissolved Hitler's head, however.
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mizerable
Fry's dog Seymour
You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. The lowest.
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Post by mizerable on Jan 3, 2012 13:38:49 GMT -5
*takes drink of Mt. Dew*
Tastes a little bony..
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Post by Drillbit Taylor on Jan 3, 2012 13:45:51 GMT -5
They can start selling Mountain Dew as a medicine for getting rid of rodents trapped in your digestive track. wonder if people will put a few drops on cheese now when they set a mousetrap. PETA will probably step in now Make Mt Dew Cheese. Just poor a can of dew into a cup of milk and within the hour it will curdle and start turning into cheese. |
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Post by Alex Shelley on Jan 3, 2012 14:03:39 GMT -5
Over a long enough period of time acid from anything will dissolve stuff. So I guess all fruit is also evil. The acids in your stomach, where soda will spend the vast majority of its time if consumed, range between 1-3 pH, soda goes to about 2.5 pH (lower pH = stronger acid). So our stomachs are evil and if you dont cut yours out and die green the stomach free way you're living for the man? This website has a table ranking liquids in terms of pH, that I'd recommend reading before reacting to this news. Sunny Delight = the silent killer. This. Come on now. |
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Post by FUNK_US/BRODUS on Jan 3, 2012 14:31:00 GMT -5
I now have an overwhelming urge to drink Mountain Dew. This story is amazing.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jan 3, 2012 17:59:17 GMT -5
Why would Pepsi say that? I don't care what the science says it just sounds bad when you just say it like that
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Post by Long A, Short A on Jan 3, 2012 19:14:59 GMT -5
Does this remind anyone else of the time when Mountain Dew had a dye in it that caused sterility?
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 3, 2012 19:19:34 GMT -5
Acid Dissolves stuff, MORE NEWS AT 11
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skulldouggory
Unicron
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Post by skulldouggory on Jan 3, 2012 19:26:53 GMT -5
It's still liquid gold to me dammit!
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Malcolm
Grimlock
Wanted something done about the color of his ring.
May contain ADHD
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Post by Malcolm on Jan 3, 2012 19:44:41 GMT -5
As if I didn't find Mountain Dew disgusting enough as it is, I go and read this...
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The OP
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
changed his name
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Post by The OP on Jan 4, 2012 8:52:51 GMT -5
I know a lot of people who really like it, but I personally think Mountain Dew is kinda gross anyway.
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Jan 5, 2012 16:19:52 GMT -5
How would the mouse even go pass the hole on top of the can? These gentlemen might be able to advise you on this subject...  |
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