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Post by Hit Girl on Feb 8, 2012 4:17:34 GMT -5
No, not at all
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Feb 8, 2012 4:57:43 GMT -5
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Feb 8, 2012 4:59:51 GMT -5
It's shit without the mess.
Hilarious!!!
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Feb 8, 2012 5:00:31 GMT -5
I've posted this too many times in the past week. There is no such thing as too much Safety Fart. |
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Viva
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THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Feb 8, 2012 5:06:50 GMT -5
Just as I read the title of this thread, I not only farted, but then giggled after. =\
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Feb 8, 2012 6:39:32 GMT -5
Pull my finger.
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Post by Cam on Feb 8, 2012 11:25:19 GMT -5
Sometimes, but usually no.
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Perd
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Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on Feb 8, 2012 11:58:02 GMT -5
One night, back when I had a roommate, he brought a girl home. So out of courtesy, I do the whole pretend to be asleep thing. They start going at it and about ten minutes into it, he let a tiny squeak fart. If the fart didn't ruin the mood, me almost dying of laughter surely did. So yes, farts are funny.
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beamanhogan
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Post by beamanhogan on Feb 8, 2012 13:54:10 GMT -5
True story:
I attended my two year old son's conferences at his daycare a few months ago. It is all going well. We get to the stuff he could work on and the teacher says the following, "When he farts, he laughs really loud." The way she said it was like it was a negative thing. I responded, "Maybe he laughs because it is funny to a two year old and he sees humor in life." She quickly dropped the subject.
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Post by woowoowoox on Feb 8, 2012 15:36:36 GMT -5
I'm not the toilet humor type. I find it annoying and immature.
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Allie Kitsune
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Always Feelin' Foxy.
Celestial Princess in Exile.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Feb 8, 2012 15:56:25 GMT -5
I've been trying to think of a possibility, and just no.
And any time you think it is, the "Battle S***s" scene from Harold and Kumar will remind you why it's not.
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Post by dapperdanman on Feb 8, 2012 16:29:11 GMT -5
I'm sorry, but a fart in the middle of a class or lecture will ALWAYS be funny to me. Now, I may hold it in, as to not look immature, but I'll always give a head nod to the guilty party.
Queefs and Sharts are always funny, so why aren't farts?
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Post by darthalexander on Feb 8, 2012 16:56:44 GMT -5
True story: I attended my two year old son's conferences at his daycare a few months ago. It is all going well. We get to the stuff he could work on and the teacher says the following, "When he farts, he laughs really loud." The way she said it was like it was a negative thing. I responded, "Maybe he laughs because it is funny to a two year old and he sees humor in life." She quickly dropped the subject. Good for you. Sense of humor doesn't hurt lady. Well, I have a "legendary" story. Many years ago when I was a teen I was in my room on the phone with my friend and we were talking away when out of the blue, in another room, my mother (!!!) let out one epic one. It was so loud that my friend instantly hollered out "PIG!" I asked him: "You heard that?!?" He goes: "Of course I did you pig, how could I not hear it?" I then replied, "That wasn't me, that was my mother - in the living room!" He burst out laughing for a good long time over that one. |
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