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Post by Madagascar Fred on Oct 9, 2011 5:26:10 GMT -5
Chyna, Natalya, Ashley M., Shaniqua were super-terrible and un-believable...Terri's and Jacky's weren't worse, pretty poor too though
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Madagascar Fred
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Post by Madagascar Fred on Oct 9, 2011 5:34:21 GMT -5
I'm on the "Kelly Kelly's boobs are fake" side
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Post by azrael502 on Oct 9, 2011 6:34:20 GMT -5
It's because if a woman wants breasts, exercising as much as they do will usually wipe them out, and implants are the only option. Like Beth Phoenix. No woman who works out that much and gets that buff can have natural breasts, period, whether she had them or not. Same goes with Natalya. Melina had natural ones before she worked out and got in shape to become a wrestler, and that was the end of those. I don't know about Gail Kim, but the latter half is applicable. If she had them, they're gone after getting into shape. Same goes for Trish as it does for Gail, too. Now Michelle McCool I find pretty baffling on this one, because she was never in the kind of physical shape that any of the above were during her career. She was always in shape, but was never really that toned, so she still had hers. So I'm not really sure why she got implants, because there was really never a reason for them in the first place.Michelle McCool not toned? you know i never thought id say this but Daaaaaaaaamn
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2011 7:49:27 GMT -5
It's because if a woman wants breasts, exercising as much as they do will usually wipe them out, and implants are the only option. Like Beth Phoenix. No woman who works out that much and gets that buff can have natural breasts, period, whether she had them or not. Same goes with Natalya. Melina had natural ones before she worked out and got in shape to become a wrestler, and that was the end of those. I don't know about Gail Kim, but the latter half is applicable. If she had them, they're gone after getting into shape. Same goes for Trish as it does for Gail, too. Now Michelle McCool I find pretty baffling on this one, because she was never in the kind of physical shape that any of the above were during her career. She was always in shape, but was never really that toned, so she still had hers. So I'm not really sure why she got implants, because there was really never a reason for them in the first place.Michelle McCool not toned? I didn't say she wasn't toned at all, but when you look at the kind of muscle mass that Beth or Nattie put on, or the kind of shape that Trish or Melina or Gail got into, there really isn't a good comparison between them.
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Post by Shy Guy on Oct 9, 2011 8:37:43 GMT -5
i'm going to go on the "real" side for kelly kelly, only because i don't remember her taking *any* time off since she's been with the wwe, except for the month or so earlier this year. you can't get implants and then hop back in the ring the next day, i think lita said it takes 6-8 weeks for a full recovery for breast implants.
also, i'm surprised maryse hasn't been mentioned for worse. those things just kind of...sit there.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Oct 9, 2011 8:54:43 GMT -5
K2s breasts are living tissue over a cybernetic endoskeleton.
So, technically real.
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Post by saneiac on Oct 9, 2011 9:56:20 GMT -5
I'm going to slap in that Torrie Wilson has a fairly decent looking ones. I thought Torrie Wilson's looked disgusting, second only to Ashley. I don't count Rachel Rockets or Nurse BB, since their entire gimmick was "freakish, grotesquely huge fake breasts".
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Post by Push R Truth on Oct 9, 2011 10:09:41 GMT -5
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Post by dh03grad on Oct 9, 2011 10:20:42 GMT -5
BB
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Oct 9, 2011 10:39:19 GMT -5
i'm going to go on the "real" side for kelly kelly, only because i don't remember her taking *any* time off since she's been with the wwe, except for the month or so earlier this year. you can't get implants and then hop back in the ring the next day, i think lita said it takes 6-8 weeks for a full recovery for breast implants. also, i'm surprised maryse hasn't been mentioned for worse. those things just kind of...sit there. I think the reason Maryse hasn't been mentioned is because the rest of the package is just so perfect!
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Post by therealsk on Oct 9, 2011 10:45:11 GMT -5
Maryse Boobs just look great on her to me. It's probably the one time I prefer fakes.
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Post by greeby on Oct 9, 2011 11:07:12 GMT -5
The worst ones are those that ruin the look of an otherwise incredibly beautiful woman who didn't need them. On that basis, Brooke has to be at the top of the list, followed by Lacey Von Erich (May only have been a cup of coffee in FCW, but still counts as WWE, right?)
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Post by Ryushinku on Oct 9, 2011 11:19:30 GMT -5
Sadly, there are a lot of candidates. Particularly from the Attitude and immediately post-Attitude years. Ashley's were godawful. Spherical and hard as rock, just a truly awful boob job. When you can practically count every single rib on a woman's torso but she's walking around with double-Ds, you ain't fooling anyone. Lita mentioned that Trish used to laugh with her about how guys would sometimes think (hope?) that Trish's boobs were real. Just not going to happen, with the amount of muscle toning and fat burning a fitness model like Trish would go through. Trish presented them very well, though That can often be the difference. A few Divas (and Knockouts) seem to push the damn things up to practically their throats.
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Post by chazraps on Oct 9, 2011 11:33:47 GMT -5
3 page topics of boobs and we only have a picture of nicole bass and kelly kelly? whats wrong with you people I thought this said "Nicole Bass and *Kevin* Kelly". I was going to leave Yeah, let's not act like Kevin Kelly didn't have himself a dope set of titties.
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Post by Toates Madhackrviper on Oct 9, 2011 12:19:57 GMT -5
I wish I could cast a magic spell that would real-ify all the worlds implants . I agree with the theory that Brooke's are awful because they ruin an otherwise beautiful woman. Also K2's boobs are pretty clearly real. They just... move like real boobs. Size comparisons aren't going to tell us anything really. The movement is enough for me at least to tell that they're real. Personally I think anyone who says that K2's boobs are fake are just saying that because they want to think its true... because it fits their image of Kelly Kelly basically. Edit: And the "I'm a girl so I know argument which is already pretty weak is ruined by the Maria shoot anyway. Maria is a girl who knew her in real life and worked with her.
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Post by husti on Oct 9, 2011 12:21:21 GMT -5
From the old photoshoots Kaitlyn has done, they look(ed) pretty awful. Have liked them in WWE though
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Post by giffyjames on Oct 9, 2011 12:39:17 GMT -5
no one mentioned taylor wilde? she was an A cup in wwe which is why wwe made her a guy behind a mask. then she goes to tna and shes a D cup? cmon....
im glad kaitlyn got some boobs, she was sexy before the implants but she needed them to balance her frame
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Post by The Ichi on Oct 9, 2011 12:43:56 GMT -5
I'm never going to touch them, so I don't give a s*** if a diva has freak breasts or not. Neither should anyone.
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Post by Toates Madhackrviper on Oct 9, 2011 12:46:33 GMT -5
Disagree. See I guess for you touch is the only difference. For me the way they move and look in general is obviously different. The only area that fake boobs are superior is when you can't see any of the boob itself and they're tucked under a shirt. Otherwise the vast majority of them look awful. Which is why I personally "care".
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Post by Lila on Oct 9, 2011 12:47:15 GMT -5
I wish I could cast a magic spell that would real-ify all the worlds implants . I agree with the theory that Brooke's are awful because they ruin an otherwise beautiful woman. Also K2's boobs are pretty clearly real. They just... move like real boobs. Size comparisons aren't going to tell us anything really. The movement is enough for me at least to tell that they're real. Personally I think anyone who says that K2's boobs are fake are just saying that because they want to think its true... because it fits their image of Kelly Kelly basically. Edit: And the "I'm a girl so I know argument which is already pretty weak is ruined by the Maria shoot anyway. Maria is a girl who knew her in real life and worked with her. I thought this arguement was dead now? We have our opinions on the topic and have made it clear pages back. I know how you feel and you know how I feel. BTW Just because you know someone doesn't mean that you know.
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