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Post by Connor Mackenzie on Jul 17, 2012 20:02:14 GMT -5
My wife and I love that show. Though Dave is such an ass. ;D Wait Conner, you're married? Huh, learn something new. Indeed I am good sir. Thought I had mentioned that before.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jul 17, 2012 20:24:15 GMT -5
Still time to turn in promos, packages, vignettes, and squashes for Part 2 on Wednesday.
I have yet to receive Jackson/Hijo though...
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Post by Jackson "The Cool" Carter on Jul 17, 2012 20:50:39 GMT -5
Just sent in, sorry for the delay. Been a hectic month in the house/
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Post by lodirulz on Jul 17, 2012 20:56:38 GMT -5
I'll be sure to drop something in by tomorrow for Loading Rules.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jul 17, 2012 21:11:51 GMT -5
Looks like Part 2 is a go then.
It's too soon to tell, but this "Niteraw in three parts" model might just change things for the better here.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jul 18, 2012 12:19:54 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300]NITERAW[/shadow] *"White Washed" hits as Marshall Wesley Coventry walks to the ramp, one of the WWCF World Tag Team Championships over one shoulder. Once in the ring, he takes a mic:* MWC: Well, that certainly was some surprising news a little bit ago, wasn't it? Imagine that: Me in the Battle Bowl match!
Now, I know many of you are wondering how this affects my twin brother's chance of winning if he decides to stay in the match in the unlikely event he does NOT earn the right to beat the daylights out of Renee, er, I mean RYAN Blood.*This gets laughs.* MWC: Well, I'll tell you: All it means it that Gus' chances of winning go up further than ever.
See, I'm going into the Battle Bowl match with one purpose: To make sure that NO member of The Fallen goes to the main event of Gookermania. If Gus is still in the match, my second goal is to make sure that he wins.
Now, I know a lot of you are also wondering where I've been lately and if I've done anything other than verbally outclass The Fallen. Well, I'll tell you again: I've made another goal, and that goal is to pursue THe Fallen wherever they choose to go to hide from me until they come crashing down to the ground. And in order to fulfill that goal, I have received joint membership in the 101 Colony.*scattered applause* MWC: And speaking of which, Seth Drakin seems to be under the delusion that he can bring belts in from another company and claim that they're the only champs in THIS company. Well, that's just not true. Nothing against the 101 Colony and nothing against the Ants there who are pissed off by The Fallen STEALING their belts, but those are not titles belonging to FAWA and as such, Seth Drakin and Ryan Blood are NOT the tag champions here in FAWA.
This?*He holds up the belt on his shoulder.* MWC: THIS is one-half of a set of titles that DOES belong to FAWA. And since they were vacated, I decided that it was time to infuse new life into the tag division and further stymie The Fallen.
Therefore, I officially declare myself and my brother, "The Emerald Warrior" Gus Richlen, as the NEW FAWA WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!*He holds the belt up again as the crowd goes nuts.* JK: He can't do that! Only The Fallen are allowed to be tag champs!TH: Since when has somebody have to be "allowed" to have any championship, King? And Coventry has a good point: The Fallen does not have FAWA-owned titles!MWC: If you're looking for the other half my brother has it.
Now, I couldn't help but notice something else: We have quite a few women in the employ of this company. But no division. And the best woman in what would have been a division is still, sadly, not yet rehired. You know who I mean.
But as it turns out, somebody else decided to take the chance and start a new division by becoming its first champion. And while I don't know how often she'll be actually defending it, I told her to go for it.
Sooooooooooooooo....*There is a long pause as Coventry faces towards the ramp....* JK: Who the hell does he think he is, making up titles and giving them to anyone he wants?! That's a firing offense and he needs to be fired now, just like his brother!TH: At that rate, he'll also be here a long time, like his brother-*Then the lights start pulsing pink as a familiar drumbeat kicks in- "MAMAMA, WEER ALLLLLLLLLLLL CRAZEE NOOOOOOWWWWW.... MAMAMAMA, WEER ALLLLLLLLLLLL CRAZEE NOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW...."And, walking out to the ring, a rather ornate belt over her shoulder is none other than Nurse Mary Harper!* TH: BAH GAWD, KING! We haven't seen Miss Harper since she was attacked by Jeremy Dupoe and Ophelia Shadowgail at Wheel Of Misfortune!JK: Yeah, and she should have just STAYED gone, too!*She gets in the ring and Coventry offers her the mic but she declines. So Coventry concludes while she poses with the championship:* MWC: Seth Drakin, The Fallen DOES NOT have all the titles in FAWA. The Fallen WILL NEVER have all the titles in FAWA. And soon, The Fallen will lose the ones they already have.
And soon, reality is going to catch up with the three of you and when it does I will be right here to make sure you can't escape.*Coventry drops the mic and he and Nurse Harper leave.* JK: Somebody stop them! They're carrying around unauthorized merchandise!TH: What Coventry just did, King, is send a message to The Fallen: sooner or later, the consequences of their actions are going to catch up to them, and when that happens, things will get ugly in a hurry for them!
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jul 18, 2012 12:21:23 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300]NITERAW[/shadow] TH: Next up we have a a ripper of a match! Two recently fired superstars fight it out for another chance at this company!JK: You got that right, the wrongfully fired Hijo de Boiler Room Brawler takes on the complete waste of space and time "Damn Right" Jackson!MM: The following contest is the FAWA Contract on a Pole, where the winner will be the first man to grab this FAWA Contract and sign his name on the dotted line. Introducing first, from West Philadelphia born and raised... Weighing in tonight at 305 pounds... Jackson Carter!*Jackson Carter walks out to no music, in his baggy jeans and leather jacket. The crowd give him a much stronger reaction than last week.* TH: I believe you mean Jackson Carter, and if I remember correctly, Jackson was only fired due to chance, when Hijo de BRB was actually fired due to incompetence.JK: Doesn't change the fact that Jackson's star has fallen more than anyone else in this company's history, he went from the longest reigning World Champion, to a man who couldn't even win the NNWHUU Championship the other night.Judgement Night - Faith No MoreMM: And his opponent, hailing from Mexico... Standing tall at 6 foot, 12 inches and weighing in at 400 pounds... Hijo de Boiler Room Brawler! *Hijo de BRB storms out, very angrily with his eyes focuses on Jackson.* TH: He only failed to win the NNWHUU Championship because of this man, who made a surprise appearance for the fastly growing independent promotion, only to cost Jackson the match.JK: Safe to say Hijo has Jackson's number*The two giants stand face to face with eachother, with Hijo standing taller than Jackson but a good 5 inches.* TH: When was the last time we saw Jackson as the smaller man in the match!JK: In size, or relevancy?*The bell rings and the two big men come to blows right away, each trading lefts and rights. As they go on, Jackson begins to stagger alot more and Hijo de BRB remains in control. Hijo rocks Jackson with a hard right hand then quickly levels him with a Big Boot.* TH: Hijo de BRB just man handling Jackson right now, this could be over quick!JK: And Jackson is gone before he ever really came back!*Hijo de BRB stars moving to the corner of the ring to get the contract, but Jackson springs up and hits a Chop Block to Hijo de BRB, and then he follows that up with a German Suplex to the bigger man.* TH: Now Jackson man handling the bigger man!*Jackson looks over at the contract on the pole, but turns his attention back to a recovering Hijo de BRB. Jackson starts punching away at Hijo as he tries to get to his feet, each time, knocking him back down. Jackson kicks Hijo de BRB in the face, then as Hijo attempts to get up Jackson runs to the ropes... But before Jackson can hit anything, Hijo de BRB gets up and hits a running Knee to Jackson.* JK: And again the momentum's changed! Hijo de BRB looks to have Jackson's number!*Hijo de BRB again makes a move for the contract, but Jackson is already up. Hijo de BRB starts climbing the turnbuckle, and Jackson rams him from behind. Jackson attempts to whip Hijo de BRB to the other side of the ring, but as Jackson lets go, Hijo de BRB simply stops running. Hijo de BRB turns immediately around and headbutts Jackson, bring Jackson to one knee. Hijo de BRB then takes Jackson by the throat and simply tosses him across the ring.* TH: Jackson would need to try and play a different game tonight, every match he's ever fought in he's been the powerhouse, but it doesn't look like he can over power Hijo de BRB!JK: Hijo de BRB is simply too much for anyone to handle Tim!!*Hijo de BRB again thinks about going for the contract, but he sees Jackson Carter slowly get up, so Hijo de BRB turns his attention back to the Black Dynasty. Jackson charges at Hijo de BRB, and Hijo catches him and lifts him up for a big Flapjack. This time, Hijo de BRB doesn't consider going for the contract, since he dropped Jackson right next to it. So instead Hijo de BRB drags Jackson away from the corner, lifts him up and holds him in a Gorilla Press position, but Jackson wriggles free and lands on his feet, Jackson kicks Hijo de BRB in the midsection and hits a snap DDT.* TH: And just like that, he's imploring the same strategies that smaller wrestlers like Jonathan Michaels and Doggy Underwood have used against him!JK: He's nothing more than a copy cat... COME ON HIJO!*Jackson bounces off of the ropes, and as Hijo gets to a seated position, Jackson hits him with a low drop kick.* JK: What is he, a cruiserweight now?TH: It's called adapting!*Jackson ignores the contract and simply waits for Hijo de BRB to get back up. Jackson bounces off of the the ropes and hits a running bulldog on Hijo de BRB.* TH: Jackson busting out moves we've never seen before, this contract must mean alot to him!JK: Then why hasn't he gone for the contract? Hijo has gone for it every chance he's had, Jackson is just ignoring it!*Jackson then picks Hijo de BRB up and attempts a scoop slam, but Hijo de BRB resists and begins to elbow his way out, Hijo de BRB hits Jackson with a Brain Chop, sending Jackson straight to the floor and then Hijo de BRB follows up with a big elbow drop.* TH: And there's the size of Hijo de BRB!JK: and that's why Boiler Room Brawler should rather have him as his muscle instead of the reject Jackson!*Hijo de BRB picks Jackson back up and whips him into the ropes, and Hijo de BRB catches him and throws him aside with a Belly to Belly Suplex, Jackson struggles to his feet and Hijo de BRB with a big Chokeslam and Jackson is down!* TH: And that is it!*Hijo then confidently turns his attention to the contract on the pole. He walks over to the corner of the ring, climbs the turnbuckle...* JK: YES! DO IT! RECLAIM YOUR JOB! SEND THAT DISGRACE PACKING BACK TO THE INDYS! DOOO ITTT!*And Hijo de BRB grabs the contract!* JK: YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! HIT THE MUSIC!*Hijo de BRB then steps down to the ring and continues to celebrate. However the music hasn't yet hit, much to Hijo de BRB's confusion.* JK: What?TH: I don't think it's over yet...MM\: Just a reminder, to win you must also sign your name on the contract... JK: That is bulls-*Jesse King is cut off, but Jackson spearing Hijo de BRB right out of his boots, sending the contract flying to the outside, near the announce table. * JK: This isn't fair, Hijo de BRB has already won!TH: Not in the rules...*Jackson sees Hijo de BRB get up, so Jackson takes to the top rope, and in homage to Doggy Underwood hits a massive Missile Dropkick. Jackson rolls to the outside and grabs the contract.* JK: NO! NO! NO! YOU CAN'T YOU BASTARD! YOU WERE FIRED!*Jackson walks right up to Jesse King with the contract, and steals his pen right out of his hand.* JK: THAT MAN IS A THIEF!*Jackson rolls back into the ring, picks up Hijo de BRB puts Hijo de BRB's between his legs, lifts him up and slams him down the a Sit-Down Powerbomb!* TH: And there is his Carter Bomb!*Jackson then places the contract over the fallen Hijo de BRB's chest and signs the FAWA Contract, as the bell rings.* MM\: And here is your winner and newest FAWA Superstar... Jackson Carter!JK; No! NO! NO! YOU CAN'T HIRE HIM! HE'S A THIEF! A THUG! A DISGRACE! AN EMBARRASSMENT!TH: You forgot FAWA Superstar!*Another Body Murdered – Faith No More/Boo Yaa Tribe* TH: And here comes Boiler Room Brawler… JK: Come on, Brawler. It was all a ruse. Say it ain’t so! BRB: And that’s the match! Congratulations Jackson. You’re hired! And as for you, Hijo… *BRB climbs into the ring, points in the air, and brings his hand down, triggering pyro on all four corners…* BRB: You’re fired!
Better catch your breath, Jackson. You’re about to start working in a few minutes…TH: Looks like it’s time for Boiler Room Brawler versus Ryan Bergman for the World Heavyweight Title Number One Contender Qualifier match. Coming up next! [/color][/size] {Spoiler}JAMES “THE EXPERIENCE” TROY [/center][/quote]
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jul 18, 2012 18:35:19 GMT -5
I have the TV Title match in my inbox. Part 3 is a go.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Jul 19, 2012 12:11:56 GMT -5
I really like these mini-Niteraws throughout the week as opposed to one giant Niteraw whenever it is ready. It makes it easier for me to read as well since each day there is something new to read. It also allows for more last minute promos and longer time to write them, which increases the quality of them.
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Post by Jazzman on Jul 19, 2012 13:22:22 GMT -5
I really like these mini-Niteraws throughout the week as opposed to one giant Niteraw whenever it is ready. It makes it easier for me to read as well since each day there is something new to read. It also allows for more last minute promos and longer time to write them, which increases the quality of them. I concur.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jul 19, 2012 18:25:08 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300]NITERAW[/shadow] *BRB talks with DR Jackson in his corner...* TH: Welcome back to the show, everyone.JK: BRB has no idea the mistake he just made.TH: Before our last commercial break, Damn Right Jackson defeated El Hijo de Boiler Room Brawler for a new job with the FAWA.JK: It's the end of an era. The end of that big, lumbering oaf. TH: I didn't care for him.JK: I respected him. He was paid to represent BRB and the odds were always stacked against him. But now he lost the big one.*Put Your Light On - Carlos Santana & Everlast* *Ryan Bergman begins his slow walk to the ring...* TH: And now the odds are stacked against this man: Ryan Bergman.MM: Now entering the ring from Central New York; weighing 227lbs: Ryan... Bergman!JK: Stacked indeed. BRB weighs, what? Three hundred pounds now? He lost weight, is leaner and meaner than ever, and he still outweighs Bergman by a good seventy pounds.TH: Boiler Room Brawler showed the world that he can go, possibly better than ever, at Summerfest, his loss notwithstanding.JK: BRB is a beast now. He doesn't need Jackson as his enforcer. He can take care of himself.TH: Knowing how he lost to Jonathan Michaels, I don't think Brawler wants that to happen ever again.JK: Well tonight, these two men will wrestle to qualify to face Gus Richlen for the World Heavyweight Title Number One Contendership.TH: Ryan Bergman has been to the top, and he surely wants to return to it at least one more time before he hangs the boots up for good.*Jackson stands by ringside while BRB approaches Ryan Bergman, leering down at him...* TH: Brawler with the slight height advantage to boot, but Bergman once trained him after the bout of amnesia.*The bell rings and BRB attempts to grapple Bergman, but Bergman ducks and throws a kick to BRB's midsection but BRB catches Bergman's leg...* JK: Not looking good for Bergman here...TH: Bergman with an enzuigiri kick! But Brawler stays on his feet!*BRB throws a front kick at Bergman, who catches BRB's leg and stands up...* TH: Bergman going for the kill early tonight.JK: Watch out, Brawler!*BRB forces his foot out of Bergman's grip and charges...* TH: Here comes Brawler with a shoulder block! Bergman ducks. And Bergman with a leg lariat! BRB is down!JK: First strike!TH: Bergman going for the pin, but BRB is just beginning!*BRB powers Bergman off of him and gets up to beckon to Bergman...* TH: Bergman got BRB with a leg lariat, but it'll take a lot more than that to put BRB away.*BRB drops his stance and leaves the ring...* JK: Wait, what's he doing?TH: BRB is leaving the ring. Is he leaving the match?JK: He's heading for Jackson...TH: Well here comes Ryan Bergman. He's not going to win this match like that.*BRB walks past Jackson, who stands in Bergman's way...* TH: Looks like Jackson is at work now.JK: But if he attacks Bergman, he'll disqualify BRB! What is BRB's plan here?TH: Probably to buy some time. Could he be tired already?JK: He went the distance at Summerfest. What gives?*BRB charges, forcing Jackson aside and...* TH: BRB with a flying knee to Bergman's head. Bergman is down!*BRB grabs the bottom rope and stomps on Bergman...* JK: He's taking the fight back to Bergman. I like BRB's strategy here, but why couldn't El Hijo de Boiler Room Brawler do this instead of Jackson?TH: Knee drop to Bergman! That's three hundred pounds of pressure, King!JK: But they don't have three hundred seconds of time. Get back in the ring, Brawler!*BRB slides into the ring while the referee continues to count...* TH: Looks like he heard you King. Bergman better hurry up or else he's out of a Number One Contendership.JK: Brawler's already acting like he's won this thing...TH: But Bergman's back in the squared circle. Knee drop from Boiler Room Brawler!*BRB picks up Bergman into a bent position...* TH: Bergman going for the takedown, but all he can do is hold his ground.JK: And Brawler's too strong! Hope you like your backbreakers from up north, Bergman!*Bergman is hoisted onto BRB's back for a Canadian backbreaker, but he slips out of BRB's grip...* TH: Bergman slips out!JK: Watch out Brawler!*Brawler turns around and-* TH: Superkick to Brawler! Smack in the face! Brawler's stumbling!JK: He's taken worse! He's taken the Fade to Black from JoNo!TH: Doesn't matter when you're caught by surprise. Bergman to the ropes! Yakuza kick! Brawler's on his knees, and Bergman's back to the ropes!*Bergman rebounds for a Shining Wizard, but BRB slams himself backfirst into the mat to dodge it...* TH: A near-miss, but Bergman's on BRB! One, BRB with the kick out.*BRB forces Bergman onto his back for a pin of his own...* JK: Brawler's turn. One, t- Bergman with the kick out. Get back on track, Brawler! You can do this!TH: Bergman has to keep the pressure on Brawler if he wants to earn this shot at the Number One Contendership spot.JK: Brawler with his patented chop. Straight to Bergman's chest.
Brawler with a whip to the ropes...
And a three-hundred pound palm strike to Bergman's face! Brawler with the pin!TH: One, two, kick out. Brawler brings the power and Bergman brings the tenacity.JK: Brawler with an elbow to Bergman. Here comes another!TH: Wait, Bergman with a Judo throw! Brawler's on his back thanks to his own power and momentum, and Bergman's heading for the ropes...
Lionsault! Lionsault to Boiler Room Brawler! And Bergman goes for the pin! One, Two, No!JK: Does Bergman expect any one move to beat BRB? Does he really?TH: No, but he knows that he taught BRB at least some of those moves.*Bergman grabs one of BRB's legs for a Figure Four Leglock, but BRB kicks him away and gets up...* TH: Brawler clearly has trained since he was trained by Bergman, and he still has an element of mystique to him.*Bergman charges at BRB for another leg lariat, but BRB catches him with a powerslam...* JK: And it's that mystique which allows him to control the match. One, two, kick out by Bergman.TH: BRB textbook powerslam from BRB. Not a new move by any means, but a classic all the same.JK: A band plays new songs and old songs. The idea is to keep the fans entertained.TH: BRB is not out to entertain the fans. He's out to win the FAWA World Heavyweight Title for himself.JK: And I think he's about to get one step closer. Brawler to the ropes!
Boiler Room Bomb! Bergman's ribcage must be crushed!*BRB goes for the pin, but signals Jackson, gesturing his head at Bergman's feet while he yells at the ref...* TH: This could be it! One!
Two!*Jackson grabs Bergman's feet and holds them down.* JK: Hey, what's Jackson doing?TH: Three!*Jackson quickly slides into the ring to join BRB...* *Another Body Murdered - Faith No More/Boo Yaa Tribe* MM: Here is your winner as a result of a pinfall! Boiler... Room... Brawler!JK: Did Jackson just hold down Bergman's feet so he couldn't kick out?TH: A miscarriage of justice if I ever saw one.JK: I love it. I think I'm at least ninety degrees turned around on Jackson. That was a genius move, if a bit sloppy.*BRB celebrates with Jackson as Bergman gets up and glares at them. BRB grabs a mic...* BRB: So sorry, sensei. It seems that the student has become the master, and that master is me, BRB! And my right hand servant, Damn! Right! Jackson!
And next week, FAWA Galaxy, I'm going to crush that Emerald Warrior, Gus Richlen, beneath my heel, and then it's onto the Battle Bowl!
Come on, Jackson. Hop to it!*BRB shoves Jackson forward.* TH: Jackson looking apprehensive. Does he know what he signed up for here?JK: He is Boiler Room Brawler's enforcer. It's his job here in the FAWA. If he doesn't like it, he can go enforce some other person. Go back to the indies. Go back to the bars where he crawled out from.TH: Well Bergman was had tonight, and Seth Drakin most assuredly was watching, but Niteraw continues as Michael Hayden faces his latest challenge yet in Lord Brian Alexander. Television Championship after these commercials!
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jul 19, 2012 18:25:51 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300]NITERAW[/shadow] TH: Welcome back, FAWA fans. Coming up next we have “Hollywood’s Own” Michael Hayden defending his Television Championship for a potential record-setting seventh time.JK: I don’t think he’ll make it. He’ll lose tonight against Lord Brian Alexander and then Hollywood’s Own will be yesterday’s news. TH: But it all comes down to what happens in the squared circle when… Wait, do you hear that, King? JK: Yeah…*The sound of typing from a keyboard can be heard, almost out of the nowhere from the speaker systems. It is followed up by various sounds, such as ones you'd hear if you received an E-Mail, or the sound you'd get if a friend responded to one of your messages on Facebook. Needless to say, the crowd grew rather annoyed by it. The cycle of sounds ended with a dial tone for a phone. And as soon as it was finished, commotion started rearing it's ugly head in the crowd. A man wearing a sweater vest, a blue buttoned shirt, khakis, and sneakers stood up onto his chair, holding up a laptop computer. The laptop was at first in front of his face, and then was slowly lowered to his chest, revealing glasses resting on his face. Also around his facial area was a small microphone. Yes, this man has mic-ed himself up, and it looks like he something to say: "Here I am, once again." - Kelly Clarkson.
And now that I've got your attention, just like Simon Dean, you and I haven't been properly introduced. My name is Loading Rules, and I'm about as deadly as they come folks. On the Anime scale, I might look like a Digimon kind of guy, but really I'm more into the sweet innocence of Moe. You don't know what I'm talking about, look it up people. You seriously have not lived until you've seen a legit 100% Japanese production of a Moe Anime.
Now, I know what your thinking: What in the hell does that have to do with professional wrestling? Oh contraire. What DOESN"T anime have to do with professional wrestling? It's got fighting, it's got dropkicks, it's got some of the most beautiful woman in the world, it's got good guys, it's got bad guys, it's got stables, it's got gimmicks, it's got everything. Some people say that Anime steals from sports, I say that sports steals from Anime. But enough about that. I can tell that you people are thinking I'm Ke$ha right now, because all you here is Blah, Blah, Blah. Let me tell you a little bit about myself.
I am here in the FAWA to take a page out of TNA's book, and give you all a gut check. This world is not taking advantage of the technology around him. Instead of wasting hours on some pity school system, why aren't we using The Internet as our school? Think about it: If you want an answer to something, you look it up. If you want to listen to music, just Youtube it. Meet new friends? ChatRoulette. Not to mention you can learn SO much from it. Because of The Internet, I am obsessed with Japan. Like "I think I'm Japanese even though I'm 100% American" obsessed. Like "I pay for my school lunches in Yen" obsessed. I know a lot more about Japan then a lot of you here today, and do you know why? It's because of all of my hours in Internet research.
So why isn't more people like me? We have the greatest discovery since Community here in your home, and you don't even want to use it? Where would you be without discovering Demotivational Posters? Where would you be without discovering Social Media? WHERE WOULD YOU BE WITHOUT NEW LEGACY INC? YOU"D BE NOWHERE, THAT"S WHERE! AND YOU ARE NOWHERE!
.... But that shall soon change.
My goal is to drill into each and every one of your heads. Just like the MegaMan boss, of the importance of the Internet. I won't even consider leaving until each and every one of you know about every meme, every tweet, every video comment.
Your best off joining me. We can be the John Madden/Al Michael's dreamteam. We can go so many places. We can be the next N64. We can be anything that you want to dream, as long as you believe. And I will make you believe.
Soon enough, I begin. With one last statement, he drops down from his chair, and leaves through the crowd of angry/confused fans. JK: What is this I don’t even…TH: Loading Rules has made his debut of sorts in the Parts Unknown Arena, but what will anyone make of it? JK: I have no clue. I feel like a deer in the headlights right now. TH: Well, I’m sure we’ll find out what’s up with Loading Rules in the weeks to come. So up next-Michael Muffer:Ladies and gentlemen please welcome at this time the NEW...[/size] JK: Now what? *A stagehand runs from backstage and hands to Muffer a card* MM: The new Inter-Forums champion has refused to enter the arena unless I read this word for word. Coming to the ring now, from the greatest nation in the world England he weighs in at 215 pounds of rippling muscle as well as an extra 15 pounds of the championship belt. He uses Maxim's Hot 100 as a list of conquest, is banned from being around Stephen Hawking because he makes Old Stevie feel dumb and is said to have almost made the Queen of England enact an ancient law from the 1200s that states that the monarch may have sexual intercourse with any member of their nation they chose however she feared that one night with him would kill her.
He is The Master of Mayhem, The Human Hate Machine, Her Majesty's Greatest Export, The Human Mirror, , The Perpendicular Punisher, The Ultimate Riddle, God's Gift to Professional Wrestling and is the Revolution of Evolution. He is the NEW Inter-Forums champion, this is Square![/size] *I Don't Care by Fall Out Boy hits and after a few seconds the champion appears, and lifts the title high for all the world to see as he screams “I DID IT!”. He walks down the ramp, still holding the title high before he gets to the ring where he gently places it on the ring apron as he slides into the ring before once again picking up the title and holding it high before being handed a mic* Square: For three years I came into this ring, I have battled monsters and maniacs and have left pints of my blood soaked in the ring to get to the point where I can say this. I PROVED EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU SONS OF BITCHES WRONG! When I first entered this company all you fans said “oh Square will be just a footnote in the history of the rise of Starshine. Star is the real star, Square is just riding his coattails” and this title right here proves that you were all wrong!
When all of you said “oh Square could never beat Enigma, that's impossible” well bitches I MAKE the impossible possible and I pinned his snake in the grass ass down to that mat 1-2-3 and I hope Aaron that losing your title in the QUICKEST FAWA inter-forums title match in history just reminds you that even though Colt told you you were the greatest and even though these fans called you the greatest they lied. I'm the greatest to ever lace up the boots. Enigma, you played a video before your match of you in the past discussing shadows. I'm so glad your so knowledgeable about shadows, because your stuck in mine for the rest of your career.
This title is the final piece of the puzzle and proves without a shadow of a doubt that The Fallen are more dangerous than anyone else in the history of FAWA. We are not only career ending, company destroying warriors but we are all golden. Now if you excuse me, I'm going to go to a real country and celebrate this title victory with civilized and intelligent people, unlike all of you freaks.[/size] *Square goes to leave the ring, but When You're Evil by Voltaire plays as Lord Brian Alexander walks down to the ring* LBA: Square.....I must admit. Even I, "The Dastardly Master of Bastardry" was caught unawares.....Mostly because as the holder of an IF MITBoB case myself that I didn't think of it myself!However I DID Earn myself that Interforum shot by Teaming with The Fallen's leader and sacrificing my body as a damned human projectile, I deserve a somewhat FAIR match for it.
So Square! I challenge you to a match at BattleBowl! One on One The Multi-Nicknamed Nincompoop Vs The Lewd Lord of Lasciviousness*Suddenly Aaron Enigma's Music hits and he comes out and stands on the entrance ramp* Aaron: Hang on just a second there, Mr. Alexander. I have just won a match that makes me the number one contender. I also showed everyone that I mean business when it comes to getting my title back. Now I see the man that took my title in the ring talking to with you and it is taking every bit of self control to not get into that ring and throttle him.
Now I understand that you deserve a title match, so I guess that makes us both number one contender now doesn't it? I guess there is a pretty easy way to solve this isn't it? At Battlebowl, there will be an Inter-Forum title match. The "Revolution of Evolution" Square, versus The "Lewd Lord of Lasciviousness" Brian Alexander.....VERSUS THE "HEAD DETECTIVE" AARON ENIGMA!!! A TRIPLE THREAT MATCH!
It solves everyone's problems now doesn't it....well I guess it doesn't help Square any but whatever. You get your title match, and I get my title back. I guess Square gets a chance to prove that he deserves that title but that's no concern of mine. I'm not really concerned about whether or not you two would be good champions. I'm concerned about winning and taking back what is rightfully mine!
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jul 19, 2012 18:26:53 GMT -5
[shadow=red,left,300]NITERAW[/shadow] TH: Welcome back, FAWA Galaxy. It's that time, King. Finally.JK: What time, Gorilla?TH: Time for "Hollywood's Own" to defend his Television Title once more, this time against the World's Strongest Ant.JK: Oh, him. This kid thinks he's gonna rack up ten defenses and qualify to challenge for the world title, and so he's passed up a chance to challenge for the Inter-Forum or Freakin' Awesome Championship after five successful defenses. He's gonna fail, and when he does I'm gonna laugh my ass off.TH: You have weird reasons for hating people, King. I think he has a shot, myself. Let's go to Michael Muffer.MM: The following contest is set for one fall and is for the FAWA Television Championship! Introducing first, the challenger...*Seeing Red- Eyeshine MM: Hailing from The Anthill and weighing in at 328 lbs, he is the World's Strongest Ant...BULL ANT!*Bull Ant enters as the fans cheer MM: His opponent!*Call me uprising- Blondie/Muse MM: From Sunset Boulevard in Hollywood, California, he is your Television Champion..."Hollywood's Own"....MICHAEL HAYDEN!*Micheal Hayden enters to a massive pop TH: I haven't been on commentary for most of Hayden's defenses so I could be wrong, but if I'm not mistaken he is facing his largest opponent to date!JK: And not even the same species!*The bell rings as Hayden chops Bull in the chest TH: This...is not what I would do to start things off.JK: Me neither, although maybe Bull Ant is a lot less tough than he looks.*Bull returns the favor and takes Hayden off his feet JK: Nope, the freak of nature from the Anthill is as tough as he looks!TH: I'm confused. Are you rooting for Bull Ant here or not?JK: Usually I don't, Gorilla, but I just really want to see Hayden get his ass kicked so the world will see him for the loser he is.TH: The loser who's won six matches in a row?JK: Yes.TH: With all due respect, King, you're an idiot.*Bull picks Hayden up and nails a Power slam for 2 TH: What a thunderous power slam by Bull Ant! Not enough for the three, but to everybody watching at home I will tell you that I could practically feel the building shake from the impact!JK: That was just the Santa Andrea fault line running under Parts Unknown, obviously.*Hayden rolls to the floor Bull follows him but on his way out gets caught by Ronaldo and falls to the mat TH: RONALDO!JK: Wasn't that an Abba song or something?TH: No, that's "Fernando".*Hayden rolls back in and covers for 2 TH: Ronaldo not enough to put Bull Ant away, but Hayden showing his fortitude by coming back so quickly from that massive power slam Bull Ant hit him with!*Hayden nails Falcon kick as Bull tries to get to his feet for 2 TH: Hayden continuing to take it to Bull, and that's what he's gotta do if he hopes to prevail against this ento-bovine behemoth!JK: That's a ridiculous word, Gorilla.TH: It's accurate, though; he's part ant, part bull, and all wrestler!*Hayden connects with a corkscrew dropkick but Bull doesn't even budge JK: What the--is he Hulking Up? Or Bulling Up? Or Anting Up? Whatever he's doing, he just didn't react to that dropkick AT ALL!TH: I don't know what to say, King! I talked about Hayden's fortitude, but look at what Bull Ant can shrug off! I'm astonished, and I have to believe Hayden is too even if he's trying to hide it so he won't show fear to his opponent!*Bull hits the ropes to go for the Bull Rush but Hayden jumps over it but gets caught with it on the rebound but Hayden somehow kicks out TH: BAH GAWD, BULL RUSH CONNECTS! I DON'T KNOW HOW HAYDEN KICKED OUT OF THAT ONE!JK: Count faster next time, ref!*Bull throws Hayden into the ropes and nails By The Horns TH: If I were Bull Ant I would go for a cover here, but for some reason he seems to have something else on his mind.JK: What there is of a mind in that "ento-bovine" skull of his, anyway.*Bull picks up Hayden and nails a choke slam for 2 TH: HOW is Hayden kicking out of all this?!JK: I'm wondering the same thing! He's definitely overachieving by Michael Hayden standards. Of course, he's still getting the crap beat out of him, which isn't much of a winning strategy!*Hayden catches Bull with a spinning back kick and follows up with Hand of God, which leads into Haydenism which only gets him a two count TH: BAH GAWD, WE WITNESS HAYDENISM TO CAP IT OFF! Where did all of that come from?!*Hayden nails Bull with a shining wizard for two TH: With what I can only think to describe as a second wind, Hayden hits a Shining Wizard on Bull Ant!JK: Damn it Bull, can't you do better?*Hayden hits the ropes before Bull cuts him off with a Spine buster JK: Hah! There we go!TH: A spinebuster that would do Arn Anderson proud plants Hayden back into the canvas and stops his offense cold!*Bull nails a Bossman slam as Hayden gets to his feet TH: Bull softening up Hayden some more...*Bull goes to the corner for one more Bull Rush TH: A second Bull Rush might be enough to put Hayden down and crown a new TV Champ!JK: He's going for it!*Hayden avoids it and nails Welcome to the Gaslamp TH: Welcome to the Gaslamp, outta NOWHERE!JK: DAMN it!*Hayden locks in Last Chancery on Bull TH: The Hollywood Sunset, as Hayden's version of this move is known, has put away several opponents! Bull Ant needs to get free, tap, or risk serious injury!*Bull's starting to fade TH: He somehow hasn't tapped yet, and that might show more guts than brains, King! But we've seen people pass out from extreme pain before--Smokin' Vokoun comes to mind--and that might be what happens here!JK: C'mon you stupid freak! Don't let me down!*The ref checks Bull as his arm drops once *Twice *Three times *the ref calls for the bell *Call me Uprising MM: Here is your winner and STILL FAWA Teleivision Champion...MICHAEL HAYDEN!TH: And Hayden picks up title defense number seven! Three more and he'll get...JK: [irritably] A free sub?TH: [ignoring him] ...a shot at the World Heavyweight Championship! And you have to believe Ryan Blood would be nervous at the prospect of facing a man who's put together such a long winning streak!JK: Oh please, in the unlikely event it gets to that point, Blood'll put an end to the streak, just like he ended Castle's streak of wins!TH: If I were you, I would prepare to eat those words.MM: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the FAWA World Heavyweight Champion...RYAN BLOOD!JK: Speak of the devil, Gorilla.TH: It’s Ryan Blood, the World Heavyweight Champion. With a message I presume…*"Love Is Not Enough" plays while nearly being drowned out by the boos of the fans as Blood walks out, smirking, a title belt slung over each of his shoulders and walks to the ring* RB: Good evening, jerkoffs. You haven't seen much of me after I destroyed and humiliated Aaron Enigma a couple weeks ago......because I've been relaxing with my championship gold, enjoying my accomplishments. I don't expect you losers to understand, since success is so foreign to all of you.
But I think it's time I broke my silence and addressed a couple of things.
Let's start with Michelle--I mean Marshall. I mean hey, if we're gonna do the "girl's name" thing, in your case it's just too easy, Coventry. You've been trying to call out The Fallen for a while, and I've been ignoring you because I don't respect you. I kind of, sort of, respect your brother a bit because him and me have had some epic matches and we've traded victories, but you? Pfft, call me when you can at least beat Michael Hayden, all right? Until then, I'm not worrying about anything you might do before, during, or after Battle Bowl.
That reminds me of two other people: Jono and Hayden.
Jono, you say you're gonna win Battle Bowl this year? And, even more amazingly, you actually think there's a chance that I won't be champion come GookerMania? Are you frickin' HIGH AS A KITE?! There's no way I'm losing this title...*He pauses to lovingly gaze at and stroke the WHC belt* ...no, no way, I'm NOT losing it, and I'm absolutely not gonna lose it to YOU.
And Hayden, what makes you think YOU have a shot, huh? My compatriots Seth Drakin and Square are the Freakin' Awesome champ and the Inter-Forum champ and--not to take anything away from either one--but you were stupid to turn down a title shot against one of them. Against one of them, you'd had a chance--a very tiny, slim, miniscule, invisible-to-the-naked-eye chance, but a chance nevertheless--of winnnig. But against me, against the Blood Knight? You have none. You are going to look back on this decision as the biggest mistake of your life.
But you know what, all of you guys are peripheral right now because by next week my possible challengers are gonna be narrowed down to two men. Richlen's already beat out Jono to advance, and later tonight we're gonna see BRB and Bergman go at it for a possible #1 contender's spot.
So next week, whether I have a match or whether I don't, I thought it'd be fun to have a talk with the two guys are still in the running: Richlen, and BRB. I want to call both of them out here and I want to hear them tell me to my face what makes them think they can POSSIBLY beat me. It'll be good for a laugh, if nothing else.
That's all.*Blood drops the mic and walks to the back, completely indifferent to the crowd heat* [glow=yellow,2,300]CREDITS[/glow]Ghost Ant Boiler Room Brawler Mister Socko's Brother Jackson Carter Aaron Enigma Knailsic Lodirulz Connor Mackenzie Jonathan Michaels Square
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Jazzman
King Koopa
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Post by Jazzman on Jul 19, 2012 18:44:33 GMT -5
Intrigue... very intriguing.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jul 19, 2012 18:51:52 GMT -5
That concludes the first three-part Niteraw. I'm glad some people like it too. Tonight I will work out a tentative card with FAWA "Creative" (Ghost Ant, Spiked Mohican, Square, and Evil M), then Friday I will post the card, where JoNo can then send it out.
Again, it's only been one week, but this system might be revolutionary.
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Knailsic From Now On
Dennis Stamp
Loneliest Number Since #1
Waiting with my red eyes and my stone heart
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Post by Knailsic From Now On on Jul 19, 2012 19:12:09 GMT -5
I'm liking this new system, this Niteraw was amazing.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jul 19, 2012 19:17:38 GMT -5
Speaking of which, good work on your first match, knailsic. On time, up to technical snuff, and not too shabby a match in and of itself.
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Post by Jackson "The Cool" Carter on Jul 19, 2012 19:21:44 GMT -5
I would like some promo time next week
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Knailsic From Now On
Dennis Stamp
Loneliest Number Since #1
Waiting with my red eyes and my stone heart
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Post by Knailsic From Now On on Jul 19, 2012 19:23:56 GMT -5
Thank you I liked how it turned out, wasn't as hard as thought it be
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jul 20, 2012 11:00:19 GMT -5
Socko, Seth and Square, could you maybe get back to me on that idea I suggested?
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