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Post by Lance Uppercut on Jun 8, 2012 16:51:26 GMT -5
Oh come on. Batista didn't "defile" anyone. They all got their swerve on...if they wanted to have sex with him and he had enough swag to get there fine...and who knows how many relationships any of those women will have by the time they leave the 'E. I know you're joking around but there's something vaguely disturbing about the idea that a guy can "Defile" a woman with their penis. Yeah, I know this my be a tricky concept but the women you see on TV actually do have sex. Defile...what is this, 1890? It's hyperbole... cause people here love AJ, Kaitlyn, Brittani Knight/Paige... And Batista's kind of gross...
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2012 16:53:33 GMT -5
as much as I love douche tista, I'm glad he's not around to defile today's divas... The thought of any of them with Big Dave... AJ, Kaitlyn, Paige... Maxine and Sofia Cortez I could see... I'd be willing to bet that Big Dave did some talent scouting down in FCW, if you know what I mean, and I know that you do.
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Post by Lance Uppercut on Jun 8, 2012 16:56:20 GMT -5
as much as I love douche tista, I'm glad he's not around to defile today's divas... The thought of any of them with Big Dave... AJ, Kaitlyn, Paige... Maxine and Sofia Cortez I could see... I'd be willing to bet that Big Dave did some talent scouting down in FCW, if you know what I mean, and I know that you do. I'd imagine that he and Jerry Lawler have each other on their speed dial and like to compare notes... Text Message from Lawler: Dude.. Batista, dark match tonight... 19. C's, brunette... possibly asian. MMS message from Batista:
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Post by DSR on Jun 8, 2012 16:57:35 GMT -5
as much as I love douche tista, I'm glad he's not around to defile today's divas... The thought of any of them with Big Dave... AJ, Kaitlyn, Paige... Maxine and Sofia Cortez I could see... I'd be willing to bet that Big Dave did some talent scouting down in FCW, if you know what I mean, and I know that you do. What? No! All my favorite divas are pure as the driven snow. They're all just saving themselves for the right guy...who just so happens to be me. [/delusional]
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Post by Paco on Jun 8, 2012 16:57:53 GMT -5
as much as I love douche tista, I'm glad he's not around to defile today's divas... The thought of any of them with Big Dave... AJ, Kaitlyn, Paige... Maxine and Sofia Cortez I could see... I know you're joking around but there's something vaguely disturbing about the idea that a guy can "Defile" a woman with their penis. Well, I don't know. I think it can work the other way around too. Maybe a dude can be seen as "defiled" by a woman after they do someone the woman finds gross (maybe a porn star or a Kardashian )
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Post by thecrusherwi on Jun 8, 2012 17:00:19 GMT -5
Wait im confused, I thought Cena and Mickie were a backstage couple which made them write in those segments with them into Raw backstage. With Cena taking the mamajuana etc Nope. Cena was trying to talk to Mickie about her relationship with his friend Randy because Randy was treating her like crap. Mickie wouldn't listen. Meltzer got the story wrong. Also, Meltzer is good friend with Randy. Actually I was stalking Meltzer so I would know where all the wrestlers stay so I could tell Mickie where Cena and Randy are so she could stalk them and I could stalk her, but we couldn't find Cena because he was stalking Randy, who was stalking me, so he could stalk Meltzer, who is stalking Dana White, who Randy actually wanted to stalk in case he gets fired and wants to try MMA.
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Post by norsisclouds on Jun 8, 2012 17:12:52 GMT -5
I do want to point out that Meltzer did admit that he got the story wrong the first time around. He retracted it and said that the guy involved was not Cena. This is so awesome and needs to be a meme.
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Post by sonofblaine on Jun 8, 2012 17:36:24 GMT -5
Stories like these make the backstage seem like an icky, icky place and wrestlers icky, icky people. ;D Sure, I alway figured most of these women were skanks (Kelly, Melina, etc) and with all the muscled up, testosterone laced guys obviously most of them are douches, but I like to keep my Santa Claus concept of their onscreen persona. And I'm always afraid I'll hear something that'll mess up my perceptions about a wrestler that I respect. Like someday I'll come on here and read about how AJ likes to participate in ritual, 20 superstar gangbangs right before a show.
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Post by juvijuiceisloose on Jun 8, 2012 17:37:59 GMT -5
Like someday I'll come on here and read about how AJ likes to participate in ritual, 20 superstar gangbangs right before a show. Have you heard Jay Lethal's stories?
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Post by norsisclouds on Jun 8, 2012 17:39:13 GMT -5
Stories like these make the backstage seem like an icky, icky place and wrestlers icky, icky people. ;D Sure, I alway figured most of these women were skanks (Kelly, Melina, etc) and with all the muscled up, testosterone laced guys obviously most of them are douches, but I like to keep my Santa Claus concept of their onscreen persona. And I'm always afraid I'll hear something that'll mess up my perceptions about a wrestler that I respect. Like someday I'll come on here and read about how AJ likes to participate in ritual, 20 superstar gangbangs right before a show. Nah. Don't believe everything you read on dem Internets.
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Post by sonofblaine on Jun 8, 2012 17:40:19 GMT -5
Like someday I'll come on here and read about how AJ likes to participate in ritual, 20 superstar gangbangs right before a show. Have you heard Jay Lethal's stories? Not sure I want to.
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Post by Dat Dude on Jun 8, 2012 17:44:28 GMT -5
Like someday I'll come on here and read about how AJ likes to participate in ritual, 20 superstar gangbangs right before a show. Have you heard Jay Lethal's stories?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2012 17:55:21 GMT -5
Like someday I'll come on here and read about how AJ likes to participate in ritual, 20 superstar gangbangs right before a show. Have you heard Jay Lethal's stories? Do tell, did Lethal do a Macho impression when he nailed her?
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Jun 8, 2012 18:07:39 GMT -5
Like someday I'll come on here and read about how AJ likes to participate in ritual, 20 superstar gangbangs right before a show. Have you heard Jay Lethal's stories? No, but now I want to!
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Post by Orange on Jun 8, 2012 18:10:57 GMT -5
I'm intrigued as well.
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Post by Jeremy on Jun 8, 2012 18:14:08 GMT -5
I don't want to be crass but I heard Jay Lethal....
I don't have a finish for that joke. Matt Hardy also has apparently scored with quite a few girls.
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Post by juvijuiceisloose on Jun 8, 2012 18:17:58 GMT -5
Have you heard Jay Lethal's stories? Do tell, did Lethal do a Macho impression when he nailed her? That would be awesome, but he just said she's a demon in the sack. Sorry to get everyone's hopes up.
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Post by xCompackx on Jun 8, 2012 18:19:59 GMT -5
Considering how these guys and gals have to work together 300+ days a year, I wouldn't be surprised if WWE was just a big orgy.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2012 18:25:14 GMT -5
It's ironic. Some people aren't actually anything near what popular opinion on the internet dictates that they're like. Yet there's some others who you never hear anything about publicly and so they smell like roses despite being pretty wretched folk.
And before anyone says "How dare you call AJ wretched!" here's a disclaimer: the above statement has nothing to do with her.
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Post by usemeplease on Jun 8, 2012 18:26:01 GMT -5
Considering how these guys and gals have to work together 300+ days a year, I wouldn't be surprised if WWE was just a big orgy. Between Punk, Kelly Kelly, Randy, Melina, and Batista, the backstage is one step away from being a full blown orgy. And about Matt, I can only recall three divas he banged.
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