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Post by CMWaters on Jun 18, 2012 23:07:02 GMT -5
He reforms an old group. I'd type what he'd say, but I can't type southern drawls very well for the line "You're either Nexus or you're against us." "Yaw eithuh Nax-oos or yaw uhgainst us." That sounds more like the priest from "The Princess Bride".
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2012 23:07:31 GMT -5
It's gonna be something big for the 1000th episode. He reforms an old group. I'd type what he'd say, but I can't type southern drawls very well for the line "You're either Nexus or you're against us." Yer eidder Nessus, or 'gains' us.
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Jun 18, 2012 23:19:27 GMT -5
Heath Slater is probably the most effective heel in the company. No other person on the roster induces such strong feeling in me of wanting to see him get his ass kicked. much like JBL and Bully Ray, Heath just gets it. he knows the best way to be a heel is to be an obnoxious asshole who everyone wants to see get their ass kicked.
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Post by Massive G on Jun 18, 2012 23:23:48 GMT -5
Heath Slater is tremendous. The way he says BAY-BEH cracks me up.
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Post by häšhtå.gdālėÿ on Jun 18, 2012 23:30:50 GMT -5
I believe it's pronounced, "You're (contraction of "You" and "are") either Nexus, (comma for slight pause) or against us! (exclamation point for emphasis.)
Insert Slater head/hair-whip .gif
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Post by Todd Pettengill on Jun 19, 2012 0:10:08 GMT -5
Give him Randy Ortons old Legend Killer gimmick...except he jobs to the legends instead. Exactly what I said while watching Raw last week.
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Post by turkeysandwich on Jun 19, 2012 2:43:16 GMT -5
Heath's song from tonight, transcribed:
I'm the One Man Baaaand I'm the One Man Baaaand I'll take you by the Haaaaand. I'm a One Man Baaaaand I'll make you understaaaaaand 'Cuz I'm a One Man Baaaaaand
I'm the One Man Baaaand I'm the One Man Baaaand Your hold my haaaaand 'Cuz I'm a One Man Baaaand
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Post by Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks on Jun 19, 2012 2:52:18 GMT -5
After last week's show, I mentioned in one of the Vader threads that they should roll out a new legend each week to annihilate Slater. So far the WWE seems to be granting my wish.
Fingers crossed for Slater versus Akeem.
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jun 19, 2012 3:01:51 GMT -5
Isn't a Raw Legend showing up every week until Raw 1000? Not sure how Piper and Lauper qualify as Raw Legends, but, isn't a Raw Legend showing up every week until Raw 1000?
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Jun 19, 2012 3:16:08 GMT -5
HOW'M I SUPPOSED TO WRASSLE IN THE DARK!?
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Post by Paco on Jun 19, 2012 5:44:37 GMT -5
Isn't a Raw Legend showing up every week until Raw 1000? Not sure how Piper and Lauper qualify as Raw Legends, but, isn't a Raw Legend showing up every week until Raw 1000? Foley?
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Post by theryno665 on Jun 19, 2012 8:09:53 GMT -5
He reforms an old group. I'd type what he'd say, but I can't type southern drawls very well for the line "You're either Nexus or you're against us." Yer eidder Nessus, or 'gains' us. Ah gah-ron-tee!
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Post by Snowman on Jun 19, 2012 8:52:42 GMT -5
After last week's show, I mentioned in one of the Vader threads that they should roll out a new legend each week to annihilate Slater. So far the WWE seems to be granting my wish. Fingers crossed for Slater versus Akeem. One man band v One man Gang.... BOOK IT And Heath Slater is an awesome heel, he just plays annoying to perfection.
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Jun 19, 2012 9:10:07 GMT -5
I notice he's dropped the "Southern" part from his "One Man Southern Rock Band" name.
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Post by sportatorium on Jun 19, 2012 9:56:40 GMT -5
He can go in the ring too. They could give him a fluke win over Cena or Punk and he would be fantastic running with that. In fact, he could get a Honky Tonk Man- style IC reign where he looks like a bozo, but somehow manages to beat everyone.
He was made for Crockett-era NWA or Jimmy Hart's WWF stable.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 19, 2012 10:38:49 GMT -5
I notice he's dropped the "Southern" part from his "One Man Southern Rock Band" name. He's also dropped the "rock" part. Now he's just the One Man Band, which really makes it sound like they should have One Man Gang out there some week.
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Post by sunnytaker on Jun 19, 2012 10:41:17 GMT -5
Taker fodder for RAW 1000?
"thar ain't a man-aliv' that cn' beat me!" GONG!
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Post by The Beast Disincarnate on Jun 19, 2012 10:44:13 GMT -5
One man band v One man Gang.... BOOK IT And Heath Slater is an awesome heel, he just plays annoying to perfection. Nope, they should form a tag team instead, the name would be "One Man Gang Band"
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Post by trollrogue on Jun 19, 2012 12:27:17 GMT -5
One man band v One man Gang.... BOOK IT And Heath Slater is an awesome heel, he just plays annoying to perfection. Nope, they should form a tag team instead, the name would be "Man-on-Man Gang Band" fixed ;D
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Post by DM91 on Jun 19, 2012 14:38:01 GMT -5
Y'know what? This Heath Slater thing can only be summed up with one gif: Also, liking the track record so far: Wrestlemania 28 - 2nd AprilKnocked on his a$$ by Flo Rida. Smackdown - 10th AprilHe and Tyson Kidd (With Jimmy Hart) beaten by The Usos Smackdown - 1st JuneBeaten by Sin Cara. NXT - 6th JuneHe and Johnny Curtis beaten by Tyson Kidd & Justin Gabriel. Raw - 11th JuneBeaten by Big Van Vader. Smackdown - 14th JuneBeaten by Brodus Clay. Raw - 18th JuneBlasted in the head by Cyndi Lauper with a glass framed record - got busted hardway.
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