Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Oct 2, 2012 15:27:43 GMT -5
520 days, Seth.
That's how many days I've been a champion in this company.
You don't spend that long as champion by brown nosing.
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lodirulz
Hank Scorpio
Live as the color red in a world of black and white.
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Post by lodirulz on Oct 2, 2012 18:30:03 GMT -5
You know, you gotta love time. And I thank Asahina Mikuru every day for it. If you don't know who she is, then you have a severe lack of purpose.
You know, as Eric Bishoff once said, "Controversy Creates Cash." That's why Jesse Ventura has been rolling around in piles of Ben Franklin's with his conspiracy theory's. The only time I've gotten lucky is when I found out that that one girl that I was talking to on Stickam actually was five blocks from me. Oh, how surprised was she..... kinda reminded me of the overly attached girlfriend. Got her number, she's pretty slick. Heading into the off topic thread for a brief moment, as your King of Television, if you don't appreciate Max from Two Broke Girls, then your soul has been simply sucked out of you. Just gone, like a stoner after a few too many brownies.
Although I can no longer consider myself to be undefeated, I can explain. With the recent shutdown of Archo's Iron Chef Youtube account, I haven't cried this much ever since they got rid of Puffy Ami Yumi. And I still haven't dried all of my tears from the carpet ever since I found out Nostalgia Critic was never to be seen again. But at least I can hold the fact that I represent the worldwide television audience. When I'm hypnotized by MyMusic every Sunday, I think about the people. And I think about how they criticize me, calling me ignorant, calling me perverted, calling me a disgusting freak. All I'm doing is taking my ideas and my culture and making it easier to understand, and your making a Mockery out of this. Well the only good Mockery is Colin Mochrie. You people (What do you mean, YOU PEOPLE?) are making my job stressful. And there's no Monster.com, I can't just show up at WWE Headquarters riding a forklift and describing what their building smells like, all I am is a man, a VERY EDUCATED man at that, behind a desk, typing out my descriptive enlightenment for all of you to bestow pairs of eyes on. And the beauty of my text forces all teenage girls to apply a coat of cherry red lipstick, and lock lips with their screens. If the Peabody committee would observe me, I shall lock every year in it's award.
With that said, here is today's lesson:
“YOLO” is an acronym for the phrase “you only live once”, which is often used as a hashtag on Twitter to bring attention to exciting events or excuse irresponsible behaviors.
I only have one opportunity, just one grain of sand, to make sure that Japan is your favorite country by the time that I am done. I chose to have fun like Cyndi Lauper, while others are as stiff as Dick Cheney, wondering why you can't garnish any personality. It is because you are unhealthy. You are a disappointment. You are foolish, and unsaturated.
Watch some Girls Generation, eat more Peanut Butter Cookies, and enjoy some Shane Dawson for a change. Avoid One Direction and crazed Twi-Hards, and you shall see improvement in lifestyle.
Thanks are to be given.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 2, 2012 18:32:53 GMT -5
Getting opportunities in this business for you apparently does get you brown nosing. But it isn't just the brown nosing. You brown nose someone and then as soon as they are out of power, you stab them in the back.
When Ryan won the world title and when Square had that Interforums briefcase, did I once try to butt in on their title reign. Did I once try to steal a supposed friend's main event spot because of jealousy for their success.
That's the difference between you and I. No matter how cruel I am, I value comradery. You on the other hand only see any friend as a means to an end. I bet you even see your marriage to Sara as a means to your own goals.
That is what I see in you and apparently several other members of the roster are catching up to that reality. Hopefully your wife finds out about you before you stab her in the back like everyone else.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Oct 2, 2012 18:51:54 GMT -5
Getting opportunities in this business for you apparently does get you brown nosing. But it isn't just the brown nosing. You brown nose someone and then as soon as they are out of power, you stab them in the back.
When Ryan won the world title and when Square had that Interforums briefcase, did I once try to butt in on their title reign. Did I once try to steal a supposed friend's main event spot because of jealousy for their success.
That's the difference between you and I. No matter how cruel I am, I value comradery. You on the other hand only see any friend as a means to an end. I bet you even see your marriage to Sara as a means to your own goals.
That is what I see in you and apparently several other members of the roster are catching up to that reality. Hopefully your wife finds out about you before you stab her in the back like everyone else. I'm sorry, were you saying something? Because it just sounds like more of you whining like the spoiled brat that you are.
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Oct 2, 2012 20:04:37 GMT -5
*Antihero is sitting backstage
Viva, I'll give credit where credit is due you outsmarted me but you didn't out fight me.
Although I think it may be a blessing in disguise, I mean Let's face I beat 7 other people to retain my belt, let's say I beat Viva to take my belt back, What's there left for me to do? then I found something exciting out, Night of the Wrestling Zombies the world title match is a 6 man match meaning I may be able to get in there.
Jono that belt looks good on you but it would look a hell of a lot better with me.
Give me a chance Dupoe, come on.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Oct 2, 2012 20:54:27 GMT -5
Everybody stop! This is becoming absolutely ridiculous. If Dupoe is looking for a good challenger for the Heavyweight title, he doesn't need to look anywhere else but Aaron Enigma. I've held this Inter-Forum title for nearly a year, and during that time I've beaten everyone that's tried to take this title from me. If anyone has proven they deserve a title shot, it's moi.
I swear if one more person brings up Square's ridiculous briefcase win, I'll strangle them. That is absolutely ridiculous they get a title match whenever they want. Why can't they do it the old fashioned way and beat someone cleanly in the ring? Those briefcases are for people that are too cowardly to take what they want with their own two hands. Just look at Viva. Dude goes AWOL forever, comes back and instantly gets a title because of a briefcase.
And now we have Seth claiming I am on his side, we have Antihero saying basically the same things I said at Gookermania. Antihero, you were a good champion, but it's myself that deserves the Heavyweight title shot, not yourself. Me, well I've been a great Inter-Forum champion. You might even say I've been Above Average as a champion.
This isn't anyone else's time to shine but mine. I've been sitting here in the back, crushing anything and anyone in my way. Since day one in FAWA, I've had to prove myself, prove that I can compete for titles, prove that I belong at the top, prove that I am the face of this company. I don't have anything left to prove now. I....am the BEST!
So next Niteraw, we'll celebrate the new champions, we'll celebrate the great matches, but there's something more important we'll be celebrating. I am ushering in the next Era of the Enigma, and let's just say, it's going to be...golden.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 2, 2012 21:09:05 GMT -5
Everybody stop! This is becoming absolutely ridiculous. If Dupoe is looking for a good challenger for the Heavyweight title, he doesn't need to look anywhere else but Aaron Enigma. I've held this Inter-Forum title for nearly a year, and during that time I've beaten everyone that's tried to take this title from me. If anyone has proven they deserve a title shot, it's moi.
I swear if one more person brings up Square's ridiculous briefcase win, I'll strangle them. That is absolutely ridiculous they get a title match whenever they want. Why can't they do it the old fashioned way and beat someone cleanly in the ring? Those briefcases are for people that are too cowardly to take what they want with their own two hands. Just look at Viva. Dude goes AWOL forever, comes back and instantly gets a title because of a briefcase.
And now we have Seth claiming I am on his side, we have Antihero saying basically the same things I said at Gookermania. Antihero, you were a good champion, but it's myself that deserves the Heavyweight title shot, not yourself. Me, well I've been a great Inter-Forum champion. You might even say I've been Above Average as a champion.
This isn't anyone else's time to shine but mine. I've been sitting here in the back, crushing anything and anyone in my way. Since day one in FAWA, I've had to prove myself, prove that I can compete for titles, prove that I belong at the top, prove that I am the face of this company. I don't have anything left to prove now. I....am the BEST!
So next Niteraw, we'll celebrate the new champions, we'll celebrate the great matches, but there's something more important we'll be celebrating. I am ushering in the next Era of the Enigma, and let's just say, it's going to be...golden. I am not claiming that you are officially on my side. I am only stating that you and I are starting to have the same view about our "world champion". Aaron..........you and I hate each other to the point that you and I will probably never be completely on the same side.
And as far as the world title shot, you want it................you aren't going to get any challenge from me right now because I have other business to deal with.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Oct 2, 2012 21:14:31 GMT -5
My views on Jonathan have not changed. He is still a friend to me, however right now he has something I want. It's just that simple. He can celebrate on Niteraw, but first chance I get, that title is mine.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Oct 2, 2012 21:20:22 GMT -5
And here I thought you were seeing the light. Oh well..........
Now that I think about it.......I have never held the Interforums Title so after I finish with this little business I have to deal with, how about I take you on and attempt to take that belt off of you.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Oct 2, 2012 21:24:53 GMT -5
I welcome any and all challengers, but I guarantee you this, Seth. I won't lose this title to you or anyone else. I am the greatest Inter-Forum champion ever, and I'm going to hold it forever.
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Oct 2, 2012 21:28:44 GMT -5
Aaron, Aaron, Aaron, I don't think you quite understand the concept here. You may still be a champion and I may not be but think about this, You had to deal with 1 challenger I had to deal with 8 including you and your challenger, not to mention I had to deal with the 8th immediatly I beat the other 7, the way I see it you are WAY behind me in line.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Oct 2, 2012 21:44:49 GMT -5
You talk big, Antihero, but can you back it up? Step into the ring with me, and when I'm through with you, you'll know what everyone else already knows. I am the greatest Inter-Forum champion, and I'm not stopping until I hold every title in this company.
If you think just because you had more challengers you are better than I am, you are dead wrong.
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Oct 2, 2012 21:51:28 GMT -5
You talk big, Antihero, but can you back it up? Step into the ring with me, and when I'm through with you, you'll know what everyone else already knows. I am the greatest Inter-Forum champion, and I'm not stopping until I hold every title in this company.
If you think just because you had more challengers you are better than I am, you are dead wrong. Listen Aaron I've proven that I am willing to take on all comers. nd about your last comment I'd agree if one of my many challengers wasn't you, not only that but I beat your challenger too. You wanna go let's go.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Oct 2, 2012 22:05:25 GMT -5
You keep bringing up this me and my challenger thing. You have this misconception that because you had more challengers, that makes you better. That's just simply not true. Now, you did do a good job picking up the scraps of people for pins, but there are two people you didn't pin or submit. That would be myself and Bull Ant, the very people you are talking about.
Now, I'm not exactly happy about being pinned by Moo Moo, but I have huge respect for her because of that. I'm not gonna complain about being pinned by a girl. I put on a clinic in that match of how to wrestle multiple opponents, but the numbers game can get anybody.
However, my point is that YOU didn't do anything to pin me. If you want to go around spouting how amazing you are, you go right ahead. However once you step into the ring with me, all the words in the world won't help. All the confidence in the world won't help. NOTHING can help you.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Oct 2, 2012 22:36:32 GMT -5
*From the Boiler Room...*
BRB: Backstabbed... Double Crossed... Foiled... Pinned...
Gookermania V was my night! I should have known that you were playing me for a fool, Jackson! I should have known that you were merely playing the long game; waiting patiently, week after week, until your opportunity came. I know what you were thinking now, Jackson, because I did exactly the same thing on the road to holding the majority of the shares in this stinking company!
You robbed me, Jackson. You stole my victory in my moment of triumph and made me lose to a 185lb... psychotic... weakling! You dare embarrass me, BRB? You're finished in this company, Jackson! Do you hear me? I was the only link you had to the fans, but no more!
And what's more, who do I see holding this wretched company's highest belt?
There will be a reckoning. I will have my revenge.
I am Boiler!
Room!
Brawler!
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Knailsic From Now On
Dennis Stamp
Loneliest Number Since #1
Waiting with my red eyes and my stone heart
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Post by Knailsic From Now On on Oct 3, 2012 0:17:12 GMT -5
*Jerry Fish is seen squeezing through a crowd of wrestlers at the Gookermania after party with a mic in his hand til he finally spots the man he intends to interview, James Troy sipping out of a wine bottle with his girlfriend Mercedes Ford, gripping his arm*
JF: Excuse me, James can I have a word with you?
JT: Yes, there's your word.
JF: What? No what I meant was could I have an interview with you.
JT: I know you did. So why not.
JF: Ha, so James what's up with the new look?
JT: I just wanted to express myself, ya know let people know the real James Troy.
JF: Okay, next question who's this lovely lady with you?
JT: This fine creature is my girlfriend Mercedes.
JF: You are a very lucky man. So what was go-
*As Fish is trying to get his next question on "Rebel Rebel" begins to play*
JT: Jerry I'd love to chat but I love this song. I'll tell you more next Niteraw!
*Troy then takes a swig from his wine glass and grabs Mercedes' arm and disappears into the sea if people onto the dance floor*
JF: James Troy.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Oct 3, 2012 0:48:25 GMT -5
*Michael Hayden still lies in the hospital bed, watching various wrestlers try to claim the title shot.*
My friends, it's all for naught. The Era of the Enigma may come, an Ant may prove to be mighty, but there's only one man who will receive the shot, and he's "Hollywood's Own". He's the man that won the Battle Bowl despite what the record books say. He's the man that put the fear of God in Ryan Blood while still King of Television.
I'm getting my one-on-one match. And I will have my revenge.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Oct 3, 2012 1:03:22 GMT -5
*Michael Hayden still lies in the hospital bed, watching various wrestlers try to claim the title shot.* My friends, it's all for naught. The Era of the Enigma may come, an Ant may prove to be mighty, but there's only one man who will receive the shot, and he's "Hollywood's Own". He's the man that won the Battle Bowl despite what the record books say. He's the man that put the fear of God in Ryan Blood while still King of Television.
I'm getting my one-on-one match. And I will have my revenge. This is turning into "Try to upstage Aaron" day. What makes you think you qualify for a title shot? You just had one, and you BLEW it, Hayden. You didn't have what it took to close the deal. Being a former television champion only gets you so far. Why don't you just relax, and let the REAL deserving man get the title shot.
Everyone just wants to move on in, to try and steal my glory. It's not happening. At Gookermania, I made a proclamation that will shake the very foundation of FAWA. Now after the fact, everyone wants to make their own. Well I'm sorry but here's the real facts, gentlemen.
I am the greatest mind in this business. I can outthink any one man in the ring. I have no equal when it comes to the mental game, and I'm in damn good shape physically too. Antihero, I'll prove it to you on Niteraw, and Hayden, since you clearly think you deserve a match, how about you face the winner of that match, meaning me of course.
I'll show the both of you that this is my time. The Era of the Enigma will come to pass, whether or not you two like it, well that's none of my concern. But hey, once I beat you both and win the title from Jonathan, you guys can fight over who gets to lose to me first.
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Oct 3, 2012 3:55:05 GMT -5
And here I thought you were seeing the light. Oh well..........
Now that I think about it.......I have never held the Interforums Title so after I finish with this little business I have to deal with, how about I take you on and attempt to take that belt off of you. By the time I'm finished with you, you'll be in no condition to go for anything.
Shaelin and I will find a way out of our darkness, but as for you, there can be no escape.
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Bull Ant
AC Slater
The World's Strongest Ant
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Post by Bull Ant on Oct 4, 2012 11:58:19 GMT -5
*leaning head first on a wall*Moo: ugh I was SOOOO CLOSE! That was my first FAWA Match and My VERY first Title Match. *sighs* I know I pinned Aaron HECK even my brother! Its was an Amazing match! But in the back of my head something told me not to use the Bull Rush on ghost, but I ignored it and lost. But I wont let that stop me! Im going to be champ just you wait and see!
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