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Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2012 19:18:31 GMT -5
An old man, turns 98, he won the lottery, and died the next day
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Apr 3, 2012 19:28:42 GMT -5
Hmm I need some inspiration to think of one... *clicks to go back to off topic's first page* *clicks the option to sort all threads by author* *clicks to page 36, then 37, then 38, then 39* *gets overwhelmed by 4 pages of threads full of f***ed up news* Good golly damn that's a depression overload.
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Apr 3, 2012 19:32:41 GMT -5
"Deadbeat Dad Beat Dead"
"Local Man Loses Life, Pants"
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Bobeddy
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Made a Terrible Mistake
Posts: 15,151
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Post by Bobeddy on Apr 3, 2012 19:34:48 GMT -5
3 drown in apple-bobbing competition.
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Krimzon
Crow T. Robot
This guy is the man!
R.I.P. Deadpool
Posts: 43,870
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Post by Krimzon on Apr 3, 2012 19:38:51 GMT -5
Clown Car Crashes; Countless Casualties Confirmed --Clowns were en route to speak to children about how funny alliteration can be.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 3, 2012 19:55:26 GMT -5
Daniel Bryan loses World Heavyweight Championship in 18 seconds at the opening match of Wrestlemania 28.
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Massive G
Hank Scorpio
yo hago esto
Posts: 6,224
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Post by Massive G on Apr 3, 2012 20:04:35 GMT -5
Dog Kills Cat, Self
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Dub H
Crow T. Robot
Captain Pixel: the Game Master
I ❤ Aniki
Posts: 47,852
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Post by Dub H on Apr 3, 2012 20:42:31 GMT -5
Tokyo destroyed by 3 headed monster,no survivors
....this wasnt what you meant?
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theryno665
Grimlock
wants a title underneath the stars
Kinda Homeless
Posts: 13,571
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Post by theryno665 on Apr 3, 2012 20:51:10 GMT -5
Man Commits Suicide By Eating A Lot of Mexican Food and Locking Himself In Closet
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Apr 3, 2012 20:56:33 GMT -5
i just came to post that one!
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Mac
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sigs/Avatars cannot exceed 1MB
Posts: 16,502
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Post by Mac on Apr 3, 2012 21:09:39 GMT -5
6 week old puppy "Happy" accidentally cooked alive and served to children by father
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Post by DZ: WF Legacy on Apr 3, 2012 21:13:07 GMT -5
Father & Son Reunited After 17 Long Years.
They had brunch together.
*coughs*
It was said to be touching.
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Mac
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sigs/Avatars cannot exceed 1MB
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Post by Mac on Apr 3, 2012 21:14:54 GMT -5
"Family reunited only to be torn apart again... this time by a pack of wild dogs"
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Sc
Don Corleone
Must think of something witty to put here...
Posts: 1,417
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Post by Sc on Apr 4, 2012 0:35:19 GMT -5
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Post by bibboid on Apr 4, 2012 0:56:32 GMT -5
Electric Car Crashes Into Gas Station. 12 Killed In Ensuing Explosion. "Oh the irony," Say Witnesses.
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jagilki
Patti Mayonnaise
Nobody notices him; No, we noticed him
f*** Cancer
Posts: 33,594
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Post by jagilki on Apr 4, 2012 1:01:35 GMT -5
Forum Poster Commits Suicide After Huge Backlash Against His Threads. Posters on Forum React Negatively to the News
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
Posts: 8,423
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Post by The Sam on Apr 4, 2012 1:19:11 GMT -5
"Everyone Gets Cancer"
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Apr 4, 2012 1:51:14 GMT -5
Easter Bunny, Santa dead in suicide pact, found by Make A Wish kid
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Apr 4, 2012 5:05:31 GMT -5
Dead Body Found in Woods Believed to Be Eddie Murphy's Career
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jagilki
Patti Mayonnaise
Nobody notices him; No, we noticed him
f*** Cancer
Posts: 33,594
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Post by jagilki on Apr 4, 2012 5:08:41 GMT -5
Dead Body Found in Woods Believed to Be Eddie Murphy's Career Suicide Suspected.
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