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Post by Self High Five on Dec 28, 2011 17:32:35 GMT -5
Post some wrestling themed jokes. I'll start...
I was watching the WWE wrestling with my son today when I finally snapped at the whole charade and blatant fakeness of it all.
It's about time he was told he's adopted.
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Dec 28, 2011 17:39:30 GMT -5
So, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar-
"Hold on, playas! We're gonna have ourselves a tag-teem match: the blonde and the brunette will team up to take on the redhead and another redhead. That's right, you two are gonna face the redhead, and... DA UNDERTAKER! Holla, holla, holla!"
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Post by I *still* ✡ Johnny on Dec 28, 2011 18:17:24 GMT -5
Michael Cole.
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Post by Pervy Stone Cold on Dec 28, 2011 18:32:55 GMT -5
CM Punk walks into a bar.
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Post by Self High Five on Dec 28, 2011 18:34:35 GMT -5
Here's an oldie but a goodie:
What did CM Punk say when Adam Copeland made a pass at him?
...I'm straight, Edge.
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Post by Self High Five on Dec 28, 2011 18:42:12 GMT -5
*What did D’Von tell Bubba when they were working at McDonalds?
Oh Bubba, test the fries
*Why is unemployment so high in the US?
Because John Morrison and Santino Marella do all the jobs.
*How many Vince McMahons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. Lightbulb screwed lightbulb.
*Why can’t Dolph Ziggler go to the gas station?
Because he always carries matches.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Dec 28, 2011 19:08:51 GMT -5
Why does CM Punk give people cancer?
Because he has NUCLEAR HEATZ!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 28, 2011 19:11:57 GMT -5
Why does CM Punk give people cancer? Because he has NUCLEAR HEATZ! Or: "What's CM Punk's favorite dessert? Buries and cream."
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Dec 28, 2011 19:31:41 GMT -5
- Booker T wants a pool in his back garden, and he asks Superfly to help him.
"Can you dig it, Snuka?"
- How did Zack Gowen's behaviour get him fired?
He was legless 24/7.
- Why does Undertaker insist on running through town naked after every show?
Because when all is said and done, nobody can stop the streak!
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Don Corleone
Putting The Band Back Together...
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Post by nWoElite on Dec 28, 2011 19:32:22 GMT -5
Chyna.
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Jimmy
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Post by Jimmy on Dec 28, 2011 19:32:23 GMT -5
the tag team division
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Post by Deleted on Dec 28, 2011 19:57:02 GMT -5
I heard from Scott Steiner that Matt Hardy frequently eats snack foods and has been known to not take his fitness seriously.
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Real Name: Bumkiss. Stanley Bumkiss.
Peanut Butter & JAAAAAMMMM!
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Post by The Line on Dec 28, 2011 21:00:33 GMT -5
What does Taz(z) say when Brock Lesnar's private jet lands at an airport?
HERE COMES THE PLANE!!!
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Dec 28, 2011 21:34:08 GMT -5
What do you get when you cross Scott Hall with the Big Show? No Show!
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Post by Nerdkiller the threadkiller on Dec 28, 2011 21:44:06 GMT -5
Michelle McCool walks up to Mickie James and says, "Hey, why the long face?"
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Dec 29, 2011 0:19:02 GMT -5
Michelle McCool walks up to Mickie James and says, "Hey, why the long face?"
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Post by frogsplash45 on Dec 29, 2011 0:24:02 GMT -5
"Hornswoggle must have low elf esteem..."
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Patti Mayonnaise
Yeah. That's right.
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Post by zeez on Dec 29, 2011 1:05:41 GMT -5
Mason Ryan.
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Post by woowoowoox on Dec 29, 2011 2:08:21 GMT -5
CM Punk walks into a bar. I laughed.
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Dec 29, 2011 2:20:48 GMT -5
What's the difference between Trish Stratus and Pamela Anderson?
Hepatitis.
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