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Post by thelonewolf527 on Dec 29, 2011 2:23:02 GMT -5
What do you call the team of Matt and Jeff Hardy?
The Food and Drug Administration.
Why did Warrior get fired from the pet store?
Because he couldn't sell Pedigree.
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Krazee
Salacious Crumb
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Post by Krazee on Dec 29, 2011 2:53:15 GMT -5
Why does Sheamus hate The Rock?
cause he ate all the pies
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Dec 29, 2011 2:56:57 GMT -5
*Why is unemployment so high in the US? Because John Morrison and Santino Marella do all the jobs. You spelled Trent Barretta & Heath Slater wrong. This is John Cena This is Zack Ryder This is John Cena, giving the rub...OH GOD MY EYES! WHAT ARE THEY DOING?!!!!!
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Post by lez 3:16 on Dec 29, 2011 3:14:12 GMT -5
What would Matt Sydal think if he was ever released? He wished he had never been Bourne.
What do you call any HHH match?
A BURIED ALIVE MATCH!
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TGM
Hank Scorpio
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Post by TGM on Dec 29, 2011 9:24:59 GMT -5
Not mine, but:
Wade Barrett pours a beer into a shot glass - "This here, is part of a much bigger pitcher."
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DragonMasterP
King Koopa
Wait, I turned 30? How'd that happen?
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Post by DragonMasterP on Dec 29, 2011 9:28:01 GMT -5
I hear Triple H often has to tell people that he didn't invent the Buried Alive match.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Dec 29, 2011 9:35:15 GMT -5
Q: Why was Chris Benoit banned from the gas station?
A: Because he was carrying matches.
Well, this one was much better before 2007.
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Post by Summerfest on Dec 29, 2011 9:45:40 GMT -5
What do you call a match between Cena and Punk?
You don't. They do.
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Dec 29, 2011 10:41:02 GMT -5
Guys, please refrain from posting jokes about tragedies like Owen and Benoit's wife and kid.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Dec 29, 2011 11:00:43 GMT -5
Guys, please refrain from posting jokes about tragedies like Owen and Benoit's wife and kid. What if it is just Benoit and not his family?
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Dec 29, 2011 11:11:47 GMT -5
Guys, please refrain from posting jokes about tragedies like Owen and Benoit's wife and kid. What if it is just Benoit and not his family? Personally, I couldn't care less about Benoit himself and wouldn't care one bit if people mock him but I don't really want another thread to turn into a Benoit thread (I do realise that I'm only fuelling that fire by bringing it up here). So I'd leave the jokes about wrestling deaths out of this one.
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Post by Self High Five on Dec 29, 2011 12:11:50 GMT -5
yeah, I think we'd all agree that jokes about tragedies are not funny and in poor taste.
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Post by Savage Gambino on Dec 29, 2011 12:12:31 GMT -5
What do you call the team of Matt and Jeff Hardy? The Food and Drug Administration.
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Krazee
Salacious Crumb
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Post by Krazee on Dec 29, 2011 12:34:03 GMT -5
yeah, I think we'd all agree that jokes about tragedies are not funny and in poor taste. they are if you have a morbid sense of humor
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Post by Captain Charisma on Dec 29, 2011 12:49:38 GMT -5
Not mine but I love these
Whats the difference between Drew McIntyre and a party? The party's over.
Stephanie McMahon and Triple H are walking down the street pushing their baby in a stroller when Stephanie's arms get tired. "Hunter," she asks, "will you push the baby?" "No," replied Triple H. "He's too small and he can't pop a crowd."
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nWoElite
Don Corleone
Putting The Band Back Together...
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Post by nWoElite on Dec 29, 2011 17:29:37 GMT -5
Songs that went through Mick Foley's Head at King Of The Ring '96
1) R Kelly's "I Believe I Can Fly" 2) Elton Johns "Rocket Man" 3) Starland Vocal band's "Afternoon Delight"
Zach Gowen's Lawsuit against WWE didn't hold up in court. Apparently the judge said he didn't have a leg to stand on.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Dec 29, 2011 17:33:20 GMT -5
Not mine but I love these Whats the difference between Drew McIntyre and a party? The party's over. Stephanie McMahon and Triple H are walking down the street pushing their baby in a stroller when Stephanie's arms get tired. "Hunter," she asks, "will you push the baby?" "No," replied Triple H. "He's too small and he can't pop a crowd." These two made me chuckle.
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Post by Dr. Bunsen Honeydew on Dec 29, 2011 17:40:41 GMT -5
Michelle McCool walks up to Mickie James and says, "Hey, why the long face?" Now that made me laugh.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Dec 29, 2011 17:51:11 GMT -5
Why doesn't Micky Foley buy coke?
He always goes for the cheap pop.
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Dec 29, 2011 17:57:24 GMT -5
Why did Hulk Hogan get moved from the pizza section? He couldn't sell Tombstone
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