If WWE Superstars were NFL Players...

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Who would they be?

Rey Mysterio - Clinton Portis: A talented, fast-moving workhorse who cares a lot about performing in the business, but is riddled with injuries that prevent him from ever being able to realize his potential for very long.

John Cena - Peyton Manning: Top-tier veteran and well-regarded nice-guy who knows the business like the back of his hand. His popularity and skill are tough to question and he reliably delivers, but the way things are going for him lately in terms of health, a replacement is likely to be needed sooner rather than later.

Mark Henry - Vince Wilfork: Do I really need to explain this one?

[Brother Nero....Wolfe]

Zack Ryder:

Tim Tebow.

...C'mon, you were all thinking it. It works on so many levels.

[jadison]

Daniel Bryan = Colt McCoy. Undersized, great skill set, tough as nails, loses far more often than he should for reasons beyond his control.

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Dec 28, 2011 23:30:27 GMT -5 Brother Nero....Wolfe said:

Zack Ryder:

Tim Tebow.

...C'mon, you were all thinking it. It works on so many levels.

I guess with all the chants for him in the matches he wasn't in, this more or less means that John Morrison must be Kyle Orton, doesn't it?


Oh and Husky Harris is Matthew Stafford, if this wasn't obvious enough:

[CATCH_US IS the Conversation]

Dec 28, 2011 23:30:27 GMT -5 Brother Nero....Wolfe said:

Zack Ryder:

Tim Tebow.

...C'mon, you were all thinking it. It works on so many levels.

I now want to see Zack hit the Rough Ryder and then drop to one knee before going for the cover.

[Tiger Millionaire]

Not WWE, but Jeff Hardy = Mike Vick. Makes crazy moves, one of a kind performer, but too many injuries, and spent time in jail.

[tenshi]

I'll let Google search results and constant comparisons about game results do the talking...

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CM Punk = Jay Cutler

Chris Jericho = Randy Moss

Ric Flair = Brett Favre

[MiLB Fan]

You mean like in the commercial for Survivor Series 2003?

"The WWE and football ... Naaah!!"
--Vince McMahon