JCBaggee
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Post by JCBaggee on Aug 4, 2012 0:46:51 GMT -5
What hellish wrong turn in life do you make to be convinced those tattoos are a good idea?
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Post by "Nature Boy" Ric Moranis on Aug 4, 2012 1:51:23 GMT -5
. And can we finally drop the FCW Clone Factory stereotype? It haven't been true in years.[/quote] ^ Come on. 25 of the 36 dudes on that page fit the clone description. Bo Rotunda and Richie Steamboat would be called up by WWE by now if they did too.
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Rave
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Post by Rave on Aug 4, 2012 1:59:45 GMT -5
1. Rapeface! 2. Worst. Tattoos. EVER.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2012 2:05:09 GMT -5
^ Come on. 25 of the 36 dudes on that page fit the clone description. Bo Rotunda and Richie Steamboat would be called up by WWE by now if they did too. Wrong. Wrong all around. Very few guys fit the parameters you set, and most of the ones that do (IE: Adam Mercer, DT Porter, etc) are the jobbers that have no storyline. The most pushed guys in FCW are Rollins, Ohno, Dallas, Cesaro, Steamboat, etc. Cesaro might be muscular and tall, but he's fall from the generic meathead that you claim is all FCW has. Try watching some NXT. And to get back on topic... Wes Briscoe got cut because of injury issues. Plus the guy has never struck me as being the most mature guy around.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2012 3:11:25 GMT -5
He looks like the third Rotunda brother. That tax man gets around.
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Post by The Dark Order Inferno on Aug 4, 2012 15:58:51 GMT -5
Looks like his dad to me, with the doucheyness turned up to 11.
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Post by celticjobber on Aug 4, 2012 18:29:43 GMT -5
Those are seriously the worst tattoos I've ever seen on a wrestler. They almost make Rene Dupree's tattoos look like a good idea.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2012 20:46:39 GMT -5
He looks like my old roommate's...well..acquaintance. His name was Bigsby.
Bigsby came over one night and walked in on my roommate and his girlfriend having sex, and wouldn't leave the room.
I didn't see Bigsby anymore after that.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Aug 5, 2012 1:10:54 GMT -5
OK, so if full-length arm tattoos are called sleeves, what do we call full-length leg tattoos? Stockings? Pants? Socks?
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zeez
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Post by zeez on Aug 5, 2012 1:31:54 GMT -5
I thought you got sleeves done on your arms. Why'd he get them done on his legs?
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Post by Mayonnaise on Aug 5, 2012 1:33:53 GMT -5
OK, so if full-length arm tattoos are called sleeves, what do we call full-length leg tattoos? Stockings? Pants? Socks? f***ing stupid?
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Jeremy
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Post by Jeremy on Aug 5, 2012 2:11:12 GMT -5
Its a unique look.
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Post by Mr. Self-Destruct on Aug 5, 2012 2:27:31 GMT -5
They aren't terribly bad designs or badly done (Like the aforementioned Dupree's) but they certainly seem to be done in weird locations.
He'd look a lot less odd if they were on his arms, and that girly side tattoo was on his back.
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Post by "Nature Boy" Ric Moranis on Aug 5, 2012 5:23:44 GMT -5
^ Come on. 25 of the 36 dudes on that page fit the clone description. Bo Rotunda and Richie Steamboat would be called up by WWE by now if they did too. Wrong. Wrong all around. Very few guys fit the parameters you set, and most of the ones that do (IE: Adam Mercer, DT Porter, etc) are the jobbers that have no storyline. The most pushed guys in FCW are Rollins, Ohno, Dallas, Cesaro, Steamboat, etc. Cesaro might be muscular and tall, but he's fall from the generic meathead that you claim is all FCW has. Try watching some NXT. And to get back on topic... Wes Briscoe got cut because of injury issues. Plus the guy has never struck me as being the most mature guy around. Did it ever occur to you that I wasnt counting the guys you mentioned? Save for Claudio, who fits the mold. You could argue Ohno and Rollins fit the new Drew McIntyre/Terra Ryzin mold that HHH likes. Anyways, have fun watching NXT!!! It's really fun!
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Post by ________ has left the building on Aug 5, 2012 8:05:46 GMT -5
Wrong. Wrong all around. Very few guys fit the parameters you set, and most of the ones that do (IE: Adam Mercer, DT Porter, etc) are the jobbers that have no storyline. The most pushed guys in FCW are Rollins, Ohno, Dallas, Cesaro, Steamboat, etc. Cesaro might be muscular and tall, but he's fall from the generic meathead that you claim is all FCW has. Try watching some NXT. And to get back on topic... Wes Briscoe got cut because of injury issues. Plus the guy has never struck me as being the most mature guy around. Did it ever occur to you that I wasnt counting the guys you mentioned? Save for Claudio, who fits the mold. You could argue Ohno and Rollins fit the new Drew McIntyre/Terra Ryzin mold that HHH likes. Anyways, have fun watching NXT!!! It's really fun! You just can't admit to being wrong. Guys like Kasius and Seth do not follow the clone guidelines you put out. Now you using HHH as the "WWE only hire 6'4 270 lbs bodybuilders" boogeyman. Also at one point, these guys had FCW contracts: So much for WWE only sign bodybuilders theory.
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Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Aug 5, 2012 8:14:19 GMT -5
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Krimzon
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Post by Krimzon on Aug 5, 2012 8:39:10 GMT -5
I think AJ Styles has competition for the worst tattoo No he doesn't. Brisco wins by a landslide. Worst tats I've ever seen.
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Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Aug 5, 2012 8:59:56 GMT -5
Actually, upon closer examination, it looks like the left thigh tattoo actually connects to the one on his ribs, which actually somehow makes it even more worse.
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Mr T L Wolf
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on Aug 5, 2012 9:19:06 GMT -5
Good to see that Icarus has been replaced for worst tattoos.
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Post by mrjl on Aug 5, 2012 9:21:57 GMT -5
and finally it is proven that uniqueness does not automatically equal good
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