DavidArquette
Don Corleone
The actor formerly known as avanteproject
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Post by DavidArquette on Aug 5, 2012 14:10:29 GMT -5
Mysterio: Ms. Lee, someone stole all our lunches! A.J.: Who would steal 30 bags of lunches?
*Cut to Tyler Reks, Big Show and Curt Hawkins stuffing their faces*
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Aug 5, 2012 14:37:08 GMT -5
AJ: So it's um, the last day of third grade, and you have the teacher alone in your tent, what do you want to do?
Daniel Bryan: Well I can think of three things I'd like to do. One would involve some ice cubes and a nine iron. Two would include a buffalo...
AJ: Really?
Daniel Bryan: ...Live or stuffed, preferably stuffed for safety sake, and three, we bring back some of those ice cubes and switch it over to a pitching wedge.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Aug 5, 2012 14:46:26 GMT -5
I did a quick Google search and I'm not sure I'll ever sleep again.
I also now unfortunately have 'Arn Anderson sexy' in my Google search history.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2012 14:52:23 GMT -5
John Cena. Jean jacket. REO Speedwagon shirt.
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Post by Dee Jay on Aug 5, 2012 15:45:25 GMT -5
Vickie Guerrero: DX invasion of WCW. Dolph Ziggler: 1998. Vickie Guerrero: That is correct. The Montreal Screwjob. Dolph Ziggler: 1997. Vickie Guerrero: Yes. Armando Estrada vs Braden Walker. Dolph Ziggler: 2010 '11. 2005. 2009. 2004? 2006? Please do not do that. Come on, I swear... Just hang in there one second. Please, God, give me the answer!
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DavidArquette
Don Corleone
The actor formerly known as avanteproject
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Post by DavidArquette on Aug 5, 2012 15:53:39 GMT -5
Vickie Guerrero: DX invasion of WCW. Dolph Ziggler: 1998. Vickie Guerrero: That is correct. The Montreal Screwjob. Dolph Ziggler: 1997. Vickie Guerrero: Yes. Armando Estrada vs Braden Walker. Dolph Ziggler: 2010 '11. 2005. 2009. 2004? 2006? Please do not do that. Come on, I swear... Just hang in there one second. Please, God, give me the answer! Oh my god that's awesome!
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Post by turkeysandwich on Aug 5, 2012 16:04:17 GMT -5
Vickie Guerrero: DX invasion of WCW. Dolph Ziggler: 1998. Vickie Guerrero: That is correct. The Montreal Screwjob. Dolph Ziggler: 1997. Vickie Guerrero: Yes. Armando Estrada vs Braden Walker. Dolph Ziggler: 2010 '11. 2005. 2009. 2004? 2006? Please do not do that. Come on, I swear... Just hang in there one second. Please, God, give me the answer! Later: Dolph Ziggler: Armando Estrada vs Braden Walker...uh...2008! Brodus Clay: That is correct. (removes shirt)
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theryno665
Grimlock
wants a title underneath the stars
Kinda Homeless
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Post by theryno665 on Aug 5, 2012 17:25:55 GMT -5
Mysterio: Ms. Lee, someone stole all our lunches! A.J.: Who would steal 30 bags of lunches? *Cut to Tyler Reks, Big Show and Curt Hawkins stuffing their faces* Big Show is that damn sasquatch.
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BigBadZ
Grimlock
The Rumors Are All True
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Post by BigBadZ on Aug 5, 2012 18:12:17 GMT -5
Edge: This is Trish, my teacher. That's Christian... Christian: Very pleased to meet you. Edge, I think Page is up to something... Trish: Who's Page? Edge: Oh he worked for my dad too, he gets the company if I screw up. He's a douche bag. Christian: He made some menacing comments to me earlier today and then he did that little weasel laugh that he does... Edge: Oh yea? How's that go again?
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Post by wildojinx on Aug 5, 2012 20:09:57 GMT -5
Why limit ourselves to one film?
"Take off my US Express t-shirt before you jinx them and they break up"
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2012 20:13:10 GMT -5
To me this thread is Pattie Mayonnaise is a lesbian levels of awesome...I love you guys
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fw91
Patti Mayonnaise
FAN Idol All-Star: FAN Idol Season X and *Gavel* 2x Judges' Throwdown winner
Tribe has spoken for 2024 Mets
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Post by fw91 on Aug 5, 2012 20:26:32 GMT -5
HBK, HHH, and X Pac are all having lunch when Chyna comes along.......
Chyna: Have some more sloppy joe's! i've made them extra sloppy for ya I know how you boy's like them sloppy eh!
HHH: Lady, you're scaring us. EVERYBODY: HAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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theryno665
Grimlock
wants a title underneath the stars
Kinda Homeless
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Post by theryno665 on Aug 5, 2012 20:47:45 GMT -5
Wrestlemania Arcade on the Sega Genesis is the greatest game ever.
I disagree, while it's a very good game, I believe WWF Wrestlefest is the best game ever.
Wrestlefest sucks!
You know what? YOU SUCK!
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Heartbreaker
King Koopa
Is actually Bindi Irwin
RIP Punk's media scrum, Page 54, Muffins, Biting People Bad™ (2022 - 2022)
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Post by Heartbreaker on Aug 5, 2012 20:59:39 GMT -5
*On a WWE travel bus, the superstars are messing around.*
Daniel Bryan: Hey I'm trying to score points with the GM today. DON'T SCREW IT UP! Cody Rhodes: I dare you to touch her boobs. Daniel Bryan: Touch her boobs? That's assault, brother.... You double dare me?
*Daniel Bryan leaves his seat and walks down the bus to AJ.*
Daniel Bryan: Uhhh Miss Lee, I was wondering how long there's to get there. I need to go to the bathroom. AJ Lee: Not too long now...
*Bryan pretends to fall on her, while groping her.*
Daniel Bryan: Oh, I'm sorry! Damn bus driver drives like an animal! AJ Lee: That's alright, Danny. Why don't you go back and sit now? *smiles* I double dare you. Daniel Bryan: *stuttering* That... tit... accident... AJ Lee: Go back to your seat now. Daniel Bryan: ...I... Yes...
*The guys in the back laugh as Bryan is looking embarrassed.*
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Aug 5, 2012 21:08:17 GMT -5
Kurt Angle: no one gots to know. It could be our milk. Stephanie: No milk will ever be "our" milk.
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Post by TheJayar on Aug 6, 2012 4:37:49 GMT -5
this whole thread is so amazing...the DX-McMahon bit was fantastic as was the song. Well done FAN...well done.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 6, 2012 9:17:38 GMT -5
Random fan: "Look everyone! Cena got a boner during his match!"
CM Punk: "Everyone gets a boner during their match. It's the coolest!"
Random fan: "Look everyone, CM Punk got a boner too!"
*fan high fives Punk*
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Aug 6, 2012 11:49:46 GMT -5
I haven't understood a single one of these quotes, and yet somehow it's making it even funnier.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Aug 6, 2012 12:27:16 GMT -5
Why limit ourselves to one film? "Take off my US Express t-shirt before you jinx them and they break up" CM Punk: I just want someone to hold me, every day, and tell me "everything's going to be alright" Ric Flair: *hugs Punk* everything's going to be alright
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Aug 6, 2012 13:11:50 GMT -5
London: "Hey Brian, what day is it?" Kendrick: "October?"
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