Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Aug 5, 2012 21:40:08 GMT -5
Hey guys! Uh, sorry for being late on the meeting, but I kinda have to say something. This is so awkward, but I'm kinda resigning from the villain's side, and I'm kinda joining the heroes of FAN. Uh, so no hard feelings when it's time to lower you guys into the hosing pits. ...Show of hands on who wants to eat him? *Crushes Amigo under its heel* Sorry about that, Lord Cthulhu, you know my loyalty is to you.
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Post by Mehe is F'n hardcore. on Aug 5, 2012 21:43:30 GMT -5
As the local information guru/brothel owner I hereby offer you my services.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Aug 5, 2012 21:44:06 GMT -5
*Under heel*
Still hungry! You just wait till we Calamari that SOB!
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Post by Rolent Tex on Aug 5, 2012 21:45:33 GMT -5
I can't wait to expose this evil conspiracy on the internet and be promptly mocked by the masses.
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Yami Daimao
Patti Mayonnaise
Really, really wants to zigazig ah!
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Post by Yami Daimao on Aug 5, 2012 21:54:25 GMT -5
Hey guys! Uh, sorry for being late on the meeting, but I kinda have to say something. This is so awkward, but I'm kinda resigning from the villain's side, and I'm kinda joining the heroes of FAN. Uh, so no hard feelings when it's time to lower you guys into the hosing pits. ...Show of hands on who wants to eat him? Nah, he's not worth the indigestion. The indigestion of betrayal. You stabbed me in the back for the final time, Cthulhu. I warned you. Now prepare for a lifetime of pain and torture.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Aug 5, 2012 21:56:51 GMT -5
...Show of hands on who wants to eat him? Nah, he's not worth the indigestion. The indigestion of betrayal. You stabbed me in the back for the final time, Cthulhu. I warned you. Now prepare for a lifetime of pain and torture. You mean, force him to watch endless reruns of Jersey Shore, Flavour of Love and other crappy VH1 shows?
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DragonMasterP
King Koopa
Wait, I turned 30? How'd that happen?
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Post by DragonMasterP on Aug 5, 2012 22:03:22 GMT -5
...Show of hands on who wants to eat him? Nah, he's not worth the indigestion. The indigestion of betrayal. You stabbed me in the back for the final time, Cthulhu. I warned you. Now prepare for a lifetime of pain and torture. Might I suggest something like this?
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Aug 5, 2012 22:10:51 GMT -5
...Show of hands on who wants to eat him? Nah, he's not worth the indigestion. The indigestion of betrayal. You stabbed me in the back for the final time, Cthulhu. I warned you. Now prepare for a lifetime of pain and torture. Oh please, you know that it's my nature to just stab people in the back. It's not because I find it convenient, mind you. It's just damn funny.
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
Posts: 18,183
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Aug 5, 2012 22:16:29 GMT -5
Don't worry about them, Cthulhu, my minions and I will protect you.
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Yami Daimao
Patti Mayonnaise
Really, really wants to zigazig ah!
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Post by Yami Daimao on Aug 5, 2012 23:44:35 GMT -5
Nah, he's not worth the indigestion. The indigestion of betrayal. You stabbed me in the back for the final time, Cthulhu. I warned you. Now prepare for a lifetime of pain and torture. Oh please, you know that it's my nature to just stab people in the back. It's not because I find it convenient, mind you. It's just damn funny. So then it's only natural for you when you eventually turn on the heroes too. You'll be their demise and neither of you even know it. I'll wait.
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
Posts: 18,183
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Aug 5, 2012 23:56:49 GMT -5
Oh please, you know that it's my nature to just stab people in the back. It's not because I find it convenient, mind you. It's just damn funny. So then it's only natural for you when you eventually turn on the heroes too. You'll be their demise and neither of you even know it. I'll wait. I won't. *steps on Redgrave* So, what's the plan, Lord Cthulhu? A takeover from within? A genuine reformation? Random chaos? I'm good with whatever.
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Yami Daimao
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Yami Daimao on Aug 6, 2012 0:06:49 GMT -5
You missed. You always will. You are no threat. You never were. Just a poor little underling from the old wars who believes his "master" even acknowledges his existence. And even if he did, I highly doubt he cares.
So again, I'll just kick back and wait until he eventually turns on them too and does the council's job for us completely unbeknownst due to his nature. His fate afterwards is currently up in the air.
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Aug 6, 2012 0:48:38 GMT -5
You honestly think Lord Cthulhu will reveal his plans in the open?
He communicates with me telepathically, I merely speak my questions aloud to drive you insane with curiosity.
*laughs evilly and vanishes into thin air*
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Dat Dude
Dennis Stamp
Wait, what?
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Post by Dat Dude on Aug 6, 2012 1:01:23 GMT -5
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Post by Ash Kingston on Aug 6, 2012 2:55:54 GMT -5
*shoots Redgrave in the back of the head and reclaims the Millennium Ring*
Stop stealin' mah ****, yo!
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Post by Zombie Mod on Aug 6, 2012 6:13:00 GMT -5
sorry people, someone let yor plan slip to the good guy's and they've put their own plans in motion to stop you...
what? this bag of reward money is from a totally unrelated thread.
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Yami Daimao
Patti Mayonnaise
Really, really wants to zigazig ah!
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Post by Yami Daimao on Aug 6, 2012 11:07:46 GMT -5
You honestly think Lord Cthulhu will reveal his plans in the open? He communicates with me telepathically, I merely speak my questions aloud to drive you insane with curiosity. *laughs evilly and vanishes into thin air* Unfortunately for you, I'm already insane. He doesn't have to reveal his plans out in the open since I already know them. I can read him like a book. A wet and smelly book filled with scraps of pictures of monster girls and tentacle porn (not that I mind). *stabs Jessica VonKat in the throat* The Millennium Ring was never yours to begin with, so piss off!
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Post by Ash Kingston on Aug 7, 2012 4:37:52 GMT -5
You honestly think Lord Cthulhu will reveal his plans in the open? He communicates with me telepathically, I merely speak my questions aloud to drive you insane with curiosity. *laughs evilly and vanishes into thin air* Unfortunately for you, I'm already insane. He doesn't have to reveal his plans out in the open since I already know them. I can read him like a book. A wet and smelly book filled with scraps of pictures of monster girls and tentacle porn (not that I mind). *stabs Jessica VonKat in the throat* The Millennium Ring was never yours to begin with, so piss off! Was too! Cthulhu fused it into my Revy's chest that one time, remember?
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Yami Daimao
Patti Mayonnaise
Really, really wants to zigazig ah!
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Post by Yami Daimao on Aug 7, 2012 10:57:21 GMT -5
Unfortunately for you, I'm already insane. He doesn't have to reveal his plans out in the open since I already know them. I can read him like a book. A wet and smelly book filled with scraps of pictures of monster girls and tentacle porn (not that I mind). *stabs Jessica VonKat in the throat* The Millennium Ring was never yours to begin with, so piss off! Was too! Cthulhu fused it into my Revy's chest that one time, remember? I'm afraid I don't. I've always carried the real one, and while I've only truly shown myself in rare glimpses, this time, I've taken over this fool (Tony) for good. What Cthulhu really fused into you Revy was a knockoff Ring, the ones that are purchased online by cosplayers. However, I have it on good authority that the knockoff he fused within you Revy also acts a mind control device. You see, with it, Cthulhu can control your Revy's mind and actions anytime he pleases, and you she remembers none of it when it's over. So chances are he's been secretly using you Revy to do his bidding, whether for evil or for pleasure, all this time. Your Her concern is not how I know this, it's how you she can remove it, if you she chooses to do so. And I can help you her with just that. For a price, of course. *grin*
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