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Post by Elias Cage: Master of Escape on Aug 8, 2012 17:54:38 GMT -5
There I changed my name for something more creative  And Amigo....You can't unsee what has already been seen  |
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Post by S.C. Amigo on Aug 8, 2012 17:56:09 GMT -5
Well....shit.
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Post by Sloth Spartan on Aug 8, 2012 17:56:14 GMT -5
Everybody hates Miz Eve.
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Post by The Real Slim sMurfy on Aug 8, 2012 17:57:07 GMT -5
"It's Miz Eve. Who wouldn't wanna take a shot at him her?" |
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Post by THAT'S GOTTA BE MATT! on Aug 8, 2012 17:57:18 GMT -5
Great job on the JTG promo
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Post by The Real Slim sMurfy on Aug 8, 2012 17:58:15 GMT -5
Great job on the JTG promo Yeah, definite props to Natural on that. I really think this is a character that can go places. |
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Post by Mikey PEW! PEW! PEW! on Aug 8, 2012 17:58:19 GMT -5
Tyler Reks is backstage in a tuxedo.
This is Tyler Reks here for TMZ! The Tyler Media Zone! Well, it's Raw One Thousand! All the legends are out tonight, including the one and only Olympic Champion...
KURT ANGLE!
Angle enters the scene.
Thanks for having me, Tyler.
The pleasure's all mine, sir. Now Kurt, I have a question that I know is on the minds of everyone watching. Are you enjoying the Olympics?
Very much so, Tyler. There's been a lot of great action and they've already given us so many great moments.
Do you think there are any future WWE Superstars participating this year?
Who knows? It's impossible to tell who will go from Olympic gold to WWE gold. But you know, instead of talking about future WWE stars, could we discuss the future of another company?
Um... hang on.
Reks runs off screen. He returns moments later.
Go ahead, but if they tell me to cut you off...
Thanks.
You see Tyler, there's this little company in Florida that's making waves. They've got a lot of great talent there, including a few former WWE stars. Like myself. And this Sunday, we're putting on our own extravaganza. And at this extravaganza, a new talent will be making his debut!
If you want to find out who it is, tune in this Sunday at six PM eastern when TNA presents Hard Justice!
Um, you weren't supposed to say the name of the company or the show...
Angles smiles.
Oh how I missed live television.
Well Kurt, thank you for your time. Good luck with your construction business.
Angles smirks and rolls his eyes.
Thanks, Tyler. Good luck in your match tonight.
Angles walks off.
Well, as Kurt alluded to, I do indeed have a match tonight, as I will be teaming with AJ in the finals of the Lethal Lottery tournament. And I do have to get ready for that match, so...
Why bother?
Wade Barrett enters the scene.
I may not like my partner, but I'd assumed it was a foregone conclusion that we're winning this tournament. Apparently, nobody sent you that memo.
What do you want, Barrett?
What, I can't come and wish my opponent good luck before our match?
But you didn't wish me luck.
Very true, I didn't. Nor will I. Because as I said, it's not as if you actually stand a chance. For one thing, you're teaming with a girl. And you're... well, you. The name Tyler Reks isn't synonymous with success, lad. It's synonymous with failure. Or must I bring up your time as Doink?
Hey! I was young and stupid!
And I'm happy to see that the second half of that hasn't changed.
And AJ may be a woman, but she's the best partner I've ever had!
Say what?!
The camera drops to the ground. After a moment, another cameraman enters and we see that it is Curt Hawkins who had been handling the camera previously.
What the hell, man?! What about me?! I'm a good partner!
If you say so...
But you see, AJ and I actually WIN matches, Curt.
Curt hangs his head.
You two are pathetic! Listening to your petty squabbles, I can't help but think you two are more like an old married couple!
What?!
Whoa man! Now, I have no issues with the gay community. But Curt's still undergoing therapy. He was so traumatized, he even formed a boy band!
Barrett shudders.
I remember that. My apologies, Curt.
But you're still pathetic! And it's going to be a pleasure beating you tonight, Reks. You're a loser and that's all that you'll ever be.
I'll see you in the ring!
Barrett exits. Reks watches him go.
You OK man? You know what he said isn't true...
Yeah, I know. Curt, breaking story.
Hawkins grabs the camera.
Tyler Reks here for the Tyler Media Zone! This just in! Tonight, a smarmy British prick and his delusional partner are going to lose to Tyler Reks and a girl!
...Your insults need work.
Shut up!
Tonight, Wade Barrett will see that I'm not a loser.
This has been Tyler Reks for TMZ. And now I'm out.
Reks puts his hand over the camera lens as the scene fades.
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Post by Sloth Spartan on Aug 8, 2012 17:58:30 GMT -5
Great job on the JTG promo Yeah. Its not getting its rightful emphasis among all the nostalgia and appearances but that was a seriously awesome promo. |
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Post by S.C. Amigo on Aug 8, 2012 17:58:34 GMT -5
Also, I doubt Chyna could do a handspring elbow...ever.
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Post by SAVE_US.GDR on Aug 8, 2012 17:59:18 GMT -5
We forgot about waffel last thread....
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Post by Sloth Spartan on Aug 8, 2012 17:59:46 GMT -5
We forgot about waffel last thread.... Nope, look again. |
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Post by SAVE_US.GDR on Aug 8, 2012 17:59:52 GMT -5
We forgot about waffel last thread....
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Post by Mikey PEW! PEW! PEW! on Aug 8, 2012 18:00:54 GMT -5
We forgot about waffel last thread.... Nope, look again. |
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Post by Elias Cage: Master of Escape on Aug 8, 2012 18:01:30 GMT -5
All thanks to G $hadow ;D
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Post by Mikey PEW! PEW! PEW! on Aug 8, 2012 18:02:58 GMT -5
The Cenaverse is backstage.
Ladies and gentlemen, The Cenaverse.
Guys, tonight is a big night. It’s Raw 1000. A night that could very well be bigger than WrestleMania.
Well no doubt, Cole. I mean, I’m actually booked tonight!
But yeah, it’s a big night. One thousand episodes of Raw. Man, that’s a milestone alright. But that’s NOT the reason tonight is a big night. Oh no. See, tonight is a big night because tonight, I am going to do what I promised to do two weeks ago. I am going to carry Wade Barrett’s ass through one more match, then go on to kick said ass at SummerSlam!
And when John Cena says he’s gonna do something, then he’s gonna do it, Esse!
Word.
See, I ain’t sweatin’ Surfer Clown and Annie…
Who?
Reks and AJ.
Who’s Annie?
AJ was. A long time ago.
Right.
But yeah, I ain’t worried. Reks is more worried about what Britney’s wearing than winning the WWE title. And AJ…
Look, I respect you Eve. But she’s a woman!
…So?
…Well, do you honestly see her beating Santino or whoever has the belt at the time?
…I don’t know what you’re getting at.
… She’s a chick! She can’t win the title!
…Natalya?
…What?
She was Champion.
For ten minutes! Besides, AJ is a lot smaller than Natalya. At least Natalya looked credible against some men. AJ barely looked credible against Rey-Rey here!
Yeah!
I mean, how could anyone give her a chance of winning?!
Anything is possible, John.
The crowd pops as Chavo Guerrero enters.
Chavo Guerrero?!
lolwhut?
Hey guys. How ya doin’?
What’re you doing here?!
Rey. Always good to see you.
Uh, something we can do for you, Chavito?
Nah. I’m here for the battle royal. But as I was getting ready, I head you guys talking about how AJ doesn’t have a chance of being Champion. And it made me laugh.
Why is that?
Do you have any idea how often I was told that I had no chance of winning the big one?
A lot?
Something like that, yeah. But look at the history of the WWE Championship. Who’s name is on there?
So you lucked out and won the title. So what? We’re not talkin’ about you, we’re talkin’ about AJ.
But don’t you see, John? I was AJ! Discounted, never given a chance. But I became the WWE Champion and went on to hold it for five months. Don’t sell AJ short, man.
Don’t sell her short? Really? Do you WANT me to make short jokes?!
He’ll do it, too. He has no respect for my feelings or anything like that. That’s why he’s awesome.
Hey, you can laugh all you want, Johnny Boy. But at the end of the day, you could be the one crying because you got beat by a girl.
Seeya.
Chavo exits.
…Random Chavo Guerrero is random.
Forget him, man. What he thinks doesn’t matter. All that matters tonight is that we win. The title is so close, I can taste it.
It’s crunch time.
You got this, John! Reks and AJ, they’re both done like dinner!
Done.
And there you have it folks. A determined and focused Cenaverse is this close to the WWE Championship. Stay tuned to Raw 1000 to watch they’re amazing victory!
For the Cenaverse, I’m Michael Cole.
Back to ringside.
NEXT MATCH IN EIGHT MINUTES!
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Post by Michaels Team Specialist on Aug 8, 2012 18:03:11 GMT -5
Not only didn't Cryme Tyme hold the belts they only ever got one shot at them! The very first defense!
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Post by SAVE_US.GDR on Aug 8, 2012 18:04:26 GMT -5
DAMN DOUBLEPOSTING CELLPHONE!
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Post by Mikey PEW! PEW! PEW! on Aug 8, 2012 18:05:02 GMT -5
Ok, just looking over it, this should have gone before the divas promo so erm... just think of it as a pre-tape.
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Post by Elias Cage: Master of Escape on Aug 8, 2012 18:05:52 GMT -5
Random Chavo Guerrero is Random
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Post by Mr. B Natural: Wyatt Guy on Aug 8, 2012 18:07:51 GMT -5
Thanks, fellas. Glad everybody liked that promo. Quite happy with how that one turned out.
Fun show so far.
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